Money Can't Buy Smarts!

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Lady Di

July 03, 2007, 11:05:40 AM
Buying the first place in line - $800
Scheme to make a fortune on eBay - $100,000
Not reading the fine print before coming up with said big scheme - priceless!!

:biggthumpup:

http://www.shoutfile.com/v/h9e5eTBE/Stupid_Lady_Tries_To_Buy_$100000_Worth_Of_iPhones

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Tallchevy

#1
July 03, 2007, 11:27:15 AM
 :rofl: DUMB  :moon: :rofl:
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#2
July 03, 2007, 11:33:23 AM
That was great!   :rofl2: Stupid women  :haha: :hammer:
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abnormaltoy

#3
July 03, 2007, 11:49:19 AM
All done up in "Mary Kay" pink, made a fool of on a news show, acting like The Donald...what a cow!










EDIT: like someone told me, (I couldn't imagine why  :dunno: ) you gotta be tough if you're stupid.
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#4
July 03, 2007, 12:25:39 PM
I LOL'd :haha:

I flag every add for one on craigslist if they'tr trying to rip people off, just like the ps3.
RIP KYOTA

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Lady Di

#5
July 03, 2007, 12:29:17 PM
I can't imagine anything frivilous, no matter what it is, that could be that important to pay anything over market value for.
How could it be THAT effing important to own an iPhone?

btw - my sister works for Apple out in (is it San Rafael?), and everyone that works for Apple gets a free iPhone. Now that's what ahm tawkin about!
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How the Mammoth came to be

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Lady Di

#6
July 03, 2007, 12:33:04 PM
It didn't even appear that there were all that many people in line.
I don't even see where anything says that iPhones have been sold out.
People are so stupid!
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Rockcrawlintoy

#7
July 03, 2007, 12:34:32 PM
it would have been funny if someone robbed her
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Lady Di

#8
July 03, 2007, 12:37:07 PM
Quote from: Rockcrawlintoy on July 03, 2007, 12:34:32 PM
it would have been funny if someone robbed her

I was thinking the same thing.
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Rockcrawlintoy

#9
July 03, 2007, 12:39:20 PM
she was askin to be robbed, flaunting around all that cash. i get paranoid when i have like 500 in my wallet i cant imagine 100k

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jimbo74

#10
July 03, 2007, 12:54:32 PM
Quote from: Rockcrawlintoy on July 03, 2007, 12:39:20 PM
she was askin to be robbed, flaunting around all that cash. i get paranoid when i have like 500 in my wallet i cant imagine 100k

DRew


how the hell do you have 100k in a wallet or something? thats a lot of cash..... 500 in my wallet if they are 20 makes my wallet liek 2" thick.....
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Lady Di

#11
July 03, 2007, 01:16:41 PM
She had all hundreds, but that is still 1000 $100's and as you could see, :slap: she didn't have them in a wallet, she had them in bundles in her purse.
If you have $500 in hundreds, that's only 5 bills. That's easy to have in your wallet.
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#12
July 03, 2007, 01:19:35 PM
omg  :rofl:
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#13
July 03, 2007, 01:22:03 PM
The only thing that kept her from getting jacked were the video cameras!  I'm glad the guy she paid to take his spot got a free phone too!  THAT makes it justifiable for waiting in line for a stupid phone :shake:
RIP KYOTA

You can go through life being scared of the possible, or you can have a little fun and tease the inevitable.

Give a man venison, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to hunt Blacktail, he'll be frustrated for life!

Lady Di

#14
July 03, 2007, 01:44:13 PM
At the end they said "I don't think she was very happy with you" (as if it is HIS fault! :idiot: ) and the way he responded "you know, I don't think she was" I would loved to have seen the event that led up to that part of the conversation.

:rofl: 
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Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

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Willy Mammoth

#15
July 03, 2007, 03:07:30 PM
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If she had a brain she would have finger prints all over it from playing with it and showing it off.

You would think if she had a 100K she could contact Apple and get a deal starting a shop selling them like the thousands of others.

:idiot: :tease: :rofl:
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#16
July 03, 2007, 04:35:33 PM
I wonder if she wants to buy that bridge I just finished to Hawaii?  :shake_head:

Lady Di

#17
July 03, 2007, 04:41:08 PM
Quote from: topar on July 03, 2007, 04:35:33 PM
I wonder if she wants to buy that bridge I just finished to Hawaii?  :shake_head:

:roflsign:
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

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#18
July 03, 2007, 06:27:20 PM
Quote from: Willy Mammoth on July 03, 2007, 03:07:30 PM
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If she had a brain she would have finger prints all over it from playing with it and showing it off.

You would think if she had a 100K she could contact Apple and get a deal starting a shop selling them like the thousands of others.

:idiot: :tease: :rofl:

I like:  if she had any brains she'd have em out on the floor playing with em.
RIP KYOTA

You can go through life being scared of the possible, or you can have a little fun and tease the inevitable.

Give a man venison, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to hunt Blacktail, he'll be frustrated for life!

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#19
July 03, 2007, 07:35:50 PM
Money cannot buy smarts, but it can buy Hooked on Phonics ™

Tice

#20
July 03, 2007, 11:45:40 PM
 :rofl:   That was funny !!!!!!!!     I can't see how people could wait in line that long for a stupid phone. :shake:  I have had the same phone for about 3 years now, you know whats the best thing about it?   I CAN TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't need a winch, I wheel a TOYOTA!!!!!!!


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Lady Di

#21
July 04, 2007, 05:53:46 AM
Quote from: Tice on July 03, 2007, 11:45:40 PM
:rofl:   That was funny !!!!!!!!     I can't see how people could wait in line that long for a stupid phone. :shake:  I have had the same phone for about 3 years now, you know whats the best thing about it?   I CAN TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You TALK TO PEOPLE ON YOUR PHONE!!!??? What a CONCEPT!!! :smack:
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

brainlessfool

#22
July 04, 2007, 06:11:57 AM
classic
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

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#23
July 04, 2007, 11:01:24 AM
Stupid arrogant pregnant dog!  Co-worker bought one, sure they are awesome, but not $600 worth for a phone!  I'll just keep using my free phone, my home computer, and the radio in my car/truck!  :cheese:
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#24
July 04, 2007, 11:05:51 AM
She reminds me of a guy I saw on the Discovery channel...it was a show about people who had won the lottery. He knew, and recited, the cost of every thing in his house...some goober from Kentucky  :cheese:
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

Tallchevy

#25
July 04, 2007, 11:09:48 AM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on July 04, 2007, 11:05:51 AM
She reminds me of a guy I saw on the Discovery channel...it was a show about people who had won the lottery. He knew, and recited, the cost of every thing in his house...some goober from Kentucky  :cheese:
Was that the knuckle head that collects $18,000 per day in interest!  :moon:
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