Boat names

[Wermz84]

TUNA

Stinky TUNA

[NT-OUTBACK]

Tuna Boat Tuna

Tuna basket

[*** YELLER ***]

Here it is:

I dont have a cabin 

Does the boat not already have a name?  it's considered bad luck to change names.


There are some funny ones in here though.

nope no name




But I kinda like   SKIPPIN ROCKS     

Ya know its kinda like Im " skippin the rocks " to go boatin' 

[brainlessfool]

But I kinda like   SKIPPIN ROCKS     

Ya know its kinda like Im " skippin the rocks " to go boatin' 

Butt what about ABANDON SHIP?

oh I know, MAN OVERBORAD

[*** YELLER ***]

Butt what about ABANDON SHIP?

oh I know, MAN OVERBORAD

WHY DO I READ YOUR POST 

[Wermz84]

[te51levin]

For God's sake, please spell GRAVY correctly if you go that route.  Misspellings are not cute, especially when they are more or less permanent.  Reminds me of the bug deflector I saw on a Ford at the truck pulls, oh, twenty-five years ago, artfully airbrushed with "move it or LOOSE it!"  uh, sure, no problem...how loose did you need that to be again, mister?   

I dunno.  If nothing really fitting strikes, pick a funny-sounding woman's name, something old fashioned so nobody will mistake it for the name of the swinging young occupants of the boat.  Hell...I named my Corolla "Arlene"...heard it in an old Bo Diddly song, thought it sounded cool in a dorky kind of way.  Doesn't sound nearly as pathetic as referring to my decrepit old car (or your boat) as "Southern Discomfort" or "Momma's Heartache" or "Maalox Moment II" or "Hell's Belle" or "Shoulda' Known Better" or "College Fund" or "Snot Funny" or "Permanent Weekend" or "Bad Dream" or, worse yet, "Wet Dream".  Which is in bad taste, I know, but I've seen it on more boats than I'd like to admit.

For example.

[Lady Di]

For God's sake, please spell GRAVY correctly if you go that route.  Misspellings are not cute, especially when they are more or less permanent.  Reminds me of the bug deflector I saw on a Ford at the truck pulls, oh, twenty-five years ago, artfully airbrushed with "move it or LOOSE it!"  uh, sure, no problem...how loose did you need that to be again, mister?  

I dunno.  If nothing really fitting strikes, pick a funny-sounding woman's name, something old fashioned so nobody will mistake it for the name of the swinging young occupants of the boat.  Hell...I named my Corolla "Arlene"...heard it in an old Bo Diddly song, thought it sounded cool in a dorky kind of way.  Doesn't sound nearly as pathetic as referring to my decrepit old car (or your boat) as "Southern Discomfort" or "Momma's Heartache" or "Maalox Moment II" or "Hell's Belle" or "Shoulda' Known Better" or "College Fund" or "Snot Funny" or "Permanent Weekend" or "Bad Dream" or, worse yet, "Wet Dream".  Which is in bad taste, I know, but I've seen it on more boats than I'd like to admit.

For example.

Oh thank you TE!! I meant to say that but forgot.. there is GRAVY TRAIN... but that means you're makin money.. .but GRAVEy Train... can not be a good thing.

whatever you name it, pick something that's cool and different (I mean really... how many boats or trucks are already named Money Pit.)

[*** YELLER ***]

For God's sake, please spell GRAVY correctly

Sorry profesor me dunt spelll toos grood

Oh thank you TE!! but GRAVEy Train... can not be a good thing.

Well I am gettin old ya know

[Lady Di]

Well I am gettin old ya know

yer younger then me... ol' man!

[kneedownnate]

Just name it Skippin Rocks... that's cool and different (I mean really... how many boats or trucks are already named Money Pit.

This may be fitting...... have you ever seen a boat when people try and skip it across the rocks?    They don't usually laugh but it's hard not to sometimes!  The excuses people come up with for running their boats on shore can be fairly creative too!

[NT-OUTBACK]

How about

NSF

Because everyone knows paid for or not, a boat is always Non Sufficient Funds. If you thought owning a Jeep was bad, buy a boat. 

[kneedownnate]

If you thought owning a Jeep was bad, buy a boat. 

  Cracks me up to see the shock on a houseboat owner's face when they find out what it costs to have work done on em, or to hear the pause when somebody in a stranded ski boat asks how much it'll cost for me to tow them in and I say $140 minumum plus gas....... in a heavy 30ft boat with twin 150s    One of the nice things about working on rentals, I just fill out what parts I want on a list and get them, no worries about cost!  Absolutely amazes me how much it costs for me to walk out of our parts room with an armfull of parts!

[kneedownnate]

Some days I bet we put $1200-1500 in gas through our work boat   That's not our cost, just what it reads on the display.  Wanna see a good vacation end poorly?  Watch them top off two 100 gallon tanks at over $5 a gallon after being out for a week

[Lady Di]

How about

NSF

Because everyone knows paid for or not, a boat is always Non Sufficient Funds. If you thought owning a Jeep was bad, buy a boat. 

I like that one! That's pretty durn funny!

[mudguts]

Are you a drinker ?
If so, how about "BOTTOMS UP"  8)

[Lady Di]

 If you were in FL you could call it Gator Bait and take us boating with ya , but yer not, so ... um... nevermind 

[46&2]

Personally I dont really care for any of those names, maybe gravy boat haha.

I call my boat the Grey Poupon because its a 78 volvo and its sporting the mustard yellow of the 70s

[RUGER]

how about...my dixie wrecked

happy trails
rich *ruger*

[kneedownnate]

Saw this and had to post it.  Also, I had to run over to our private docks and jump start a guy's boat and saw a name that cracked me up...."drug money"    I figured he was probably a pharmacist, but you know some goody goody would get their panties in a wad when they see it out on the lake!

[Tallchevy]

How about

"The Turd Polisher" 

"Junk Runner"

"Junk Driver"

[Gnarly4X]

My favorite all-time boat name is a BOOBIE BOUNCER. 

I saw it on a beautiful ski boat on Lake Havasu about 20 years ago.

Gnarls.