A very odd way to die...Bengay poisoning!

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abnormaltoy

June 09, 2007, 08:15:58 AM
NEW YORK - A medical examiner blamed a 17-year-old track star's death on the use of too much muscle cream, the kind used to soothe aching legs after exercise.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070609/ap_on_he_me/muscle_cream_death
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Lady Di

#1
June 09, 2007, 08:19:33 AM
that is truly bizarre!
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abnormaltoy

#2
June 09, 2007, 08:26:12 AM
She must 've been bathing in the stuff. I bet she smelled for miles.
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brainlessfool

#3
June 09, 2007, 08:28:35 AM
oh I see now, bengay. not been gay. what a relife.  :sheerterror:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

abnormaltoy

#4
June 09, 2007, 08:45:55 AM
Quote from: brainlessfool on June 09, 2007, 08:28:35 AM
oh I see now, bengay. not been gay. what a relife.  :sheerterror:

She could've been gay...maybe that's where she got all the sore muscles!
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
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jimbo74

#5
June 09, 2007, 09:07:23 AM
was this snopesd?
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abnormaltoy

#6
June 09, 2007, 09:10:49 AM
Quote from: Captain4x2 on June 09, 2007, 09:07:23 AM
was this snopesd?


You mean you don't trust a New York newspaper?
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
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jimbo74

#7
June 09, 2007, 09:19:34 AM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on June 09, 2007, 09:10:49 AM

You mean you don't trust a New York newspaper?



media is a business
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Tallchevy

#8
June 09, 2007, 09:49:25 AM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on June 09, 2007, 08:45:55 AM
She could've been gay...maybe that's where she got all the sore muscles!
Maybe she used it as a personal lubricant  :dunno:
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abnormaltoy

#9
June 09, 2007, 09:59:47 AM
Quote from: Tallchevy350 on June 09, 2007, 09:49:25 AM
Maybe she used it as a personal lubricant  :dunno:

Don't know what that's like from the female perspective, but I know what it's like to get some on your nards!  :yikes:
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
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#10
June 09, 2007, 10:47:24 AM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on June 09, 2007, 09:59:47 AM
Don't know what that's like from the female perspective, but I know what it's like to get some on your nards!  :yikes:
hahaha i love how almost every guy has tried this or has had their friend try this... but back to the story, it is sad but sounds very odd...
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#11
June 09, 2007, 10:53:20 AM Last Edit: June 09, 2007, 02:03:10 PM by MrsWillyMammoth
Quote from: abnormaltoy on June 09, 2007, 09:59:47 AM
Don't know what that's like from the female perspective, but I know what it's like to get some on your nards!  :yikes:

I sure wouldn't know and I have no intention of finding out. I have heard about the result on the nards.  :yikes:
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red

#12
June 09, 2007, 01:46:44 PM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on June 09, 2007, 09:59:47 AM
Don't know what that's like from the female perspective, but I know what it's like to get some on your nards!  :yikes:
:haha:
read and comment :whip:

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#13
June 09, 2007, 08:40:41 PM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on June 09, 2007, 09:59:47 AM
Don't know what that's like from the female perspective, but I know what it's like to get some on your nards!  :yikes:


:yikes:  an that crap doesn't wash off real well either :nope:
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#14
June 09, 2007, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: mima on June 09, 2007, 10:47:24 AM
hahaha i love how almost every guy has tried this or has had their friend try this... but back to the story, it is sad but sounds very odd...


It's not something you really "try", it just kind of happens...things change position on occasion and end up where the ointment is and they shouldn't be.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
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abnormaltoy

#15
June 09, 2007, 10:23:09 PM
Quote from: BLACKDOG on June 09, 2007, 08:40:41 PM

:yikes:  an that crap doesn't wash off real well either :nope:


Nope, Like the Exxon Valdez...the oil spreads on the water being used to wash the offending material off the affected area.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
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fordh8r

#16
June 10, 2007, 08:09:19 AM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on June 09, 2007, 09:59:47 AM
Don't know what that's like from the female perspective, but I know what it's like to get some on your nards!  :yikes:
Quote from: abnormaltoy on June 09, 2007, 10:21:14 PM

It's not something you really "try", it just kind of happens...things change position on occasion and end up where the ointment is and they shouldn't be.
If anything is sore in that region I think I'd rather it be sore than on fire.   :attention:  :bananasplit:

brainlessfool

#17
June 10, 2007, 08:24:06 AM
that's what ice packs where made for.
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

fordh8r

#18
June 10, 2007, 08:25:59 AM
Quote from: brainlessfool on June 10, 2007, 08:24:06 AM
that's what ice packs where made for.
:yikes: What!? are you serious? Those things cause shrinkage  :willynilly: .   No chilly on the willy  :shudder:.

Lady Di

#19
June 10, 2007, 09:30:18 AM
 
:rofl2: 

Quote from: abnormaltoy on June 09, 2007, 10:21:14 PM

It's not something you really "try", it just kind of happens...things change position on occasion and end up where the ointment is and they shouldn't be.

Suuuuurrrrreeeee AT.... we believe you :yupyup:
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

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#20
June 10, 2007, 09:59:44 AM
Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on June 10, 2007, 09:30:18 AM

:rofl2: 

Suuuuurrrrreeeee AT.... we believe you :yupyup:

What? There's a certain amount of droopage that occurs as the temperature rises...I could get more graphic, but this is a family show.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

Wermz84

#21
June 10, 2007, 10:15:06 AM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on June 09, 2007, 08:15:58 AM
NEW YORK - A medical examiner blamed a 17-year-old track star's death on the use of too much muscle cream, the kind used to soothe aching legs after exercise.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070609/ap_on_he_me/muscle_cream_death

I would say that this offically sucks A#%!


But i do like how this has turned into a Nard conversation.  :yupyup:

I accidentally got some Icy Hot down there one time.   I was in the shower hunched over within a minute.    :shocking:   that fawking hurt.
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#22
June 10, 2007, 10:34:27 AM
Quote from: fordh8r on June 10, 2007, 08:25:59 AM
:yikes: What!? are you serious? Those things cause shrinkage  :willynilly: .   No chilly on the willy  :shudder:.

I never noticed, still look just the same to me.

alwas from here to there.>  :clap:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

Lady Di

#23
June 11, 2007, 06:45:27 PM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on June 09, 2007, 10:23:09 PM

Nope, Like the Exxon Valdez...the oil spreads on the water being used to wash the offending material off the affected area.

That's what paint thinner is for!  :yupyup:
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

abnormaltoy

#24
June 11, 2007, 07:35:49 PM
Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on June 11, 2007, 06:45:27 PM
That's what paint thinner is for!  :yupyup:

Mean and hateful!
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
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