Author Topic: Prehistoric Monster Syndrome (Read 2929 times)

Rocksurfer · « **on:** Apr 16, 2007, 10:28:53 PM »

This is just plain funny, figured I'd post this since there's been a rash of wives joining.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwKbUVyHLY

Lady Di · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 05:05:12 AM »

you insinuatin sumptin buddy?

Tallchevy · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 09:53:40 AM »

I've been married 14 years, there is no truth to that

Yeah.......right.....I'm not a good liar

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 10:47:03 AM »

I need to send this to the fruit of my loin...I can predict to the day when she's due!

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 10:47:54 AM »

Quote from: abnormaltoy on Apr 17, 2007, 10:47:03 AM

I need to send this to the fruit of my loin...I can predict to the day when she's due!

Thats gross

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 10:59:11 AM »

Quote from: BLACKDOG on Apr 17, 2007, 10:47:54 AM

Quote from: abnormaltoy on Apr 17, 2007, 10:47:03 AM
I need to send this to the fruit of my loin...I can predict to the day when she's due!

Thats gross

What? That I can tell by her moods or that I have spread my seed.

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 11:06:08 AM »

Quote from: abnormaltoy on Apr 17, 2007, 10:59:11 AM

Quote from: BLACKDOG on Apr 17, 2007, 10:47:54 AM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on Apr 17, 2007, 10:47:03 AM
I need to send this to the fruit of my loin...I can predict to the day when she's due!

Thats gross

What? That I can tell by her moods or that I have spread my seed.

BOTH!

Lady Di · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 11:47:05 AM »

Quote from: BLACKDOG on Apr 17, 2007, 11:06:08 AM

BOTH!

BigMike · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 11:51:28 AM »

hahaha that was pretty funny

Not A Toy · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 01:02:05 PM »

haha boys rule and girls drool. i guess id be mad to if i were to bleed for a week without dying.. only something purely evil could manage that... ok im on thin ice time to hush. (looks over shoulder, no girlfriend whew)

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 03:31:14 PM »

Quote from: not a toy on Apr 17, 2007, 01:02:05 PM

haha boys rule and girls drool. i guess id be mad to if i were to bleed for a week without dying.. only something purely evil could manage that... ok im on thin ice time to hush. (looks over shoulder, no girlfriend whew)

I'm gonna reconstruct that phrase and use it.

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 03:34:39 PM »

Quote from: Rocksurfer on Apr 17, 2007, 03:31:14 PM

I'm gonna reconstruct that phrase and use it.

I may steal that one too!

RK · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 05:29:29 PM »

unclejpl4x4 · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 05:35:30 PM »

bleeds for a week and dose not die ............ shoot it

Lady Di · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 05:40:06 PM »

oh ... youse guys are in such trouble

DanS · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 05:41:51 PM »

After 23years of marriage

I thought I heard it all and that comes along, I'm remembering that one to quote to my wife when appropriate!

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 06:43:04 PM »

I remember an old slang term for...nevermind, can't say it clean. Anyway the name was "the wound that will not heal".

Not A Toy · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 10:14:54 PM »

haha dang i didnt know i would get such a response haha. maybe try this one.. tell her that her feet are short so she can stand close enough to the sink to do the dishes, or that there arm bends a little backwards so they can clean the inside of a toilet bowl.

Not A Toy · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 17, 2007, 10:15:21 PM »

oh yeah i thought pms was pregnant mother syndrome

germ · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 18, 2007, 05:38:33 PM »

What makes women the most incredible creature on earth???

1. She can give milk without eating grass
2. She can hide and 8" bone without getting her nose dirty
3. She can bleed for a week without dying.

Erik $Beer Chug\'n$

Oops. fixed it

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 20, 2007, 10:17:20 PM »

I got it even though you can't speel.

Cheesemaker · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 21, 2007, 02:33:05 PM »

I'm not going to quote anything, but I know, one week out of the month, don't expect my wife to do anything, except maybe to piss and moan! I won't even look at her or even think about giving her a kiss!

germ · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 24, 2007, 05:34:29 PM »

When my daughters finally get to that age, I plan on just moving out for at least 1 week per month.

Erik

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 24, 2007, 09:58:09 PM »

You said daughters that means at least 2 and with the wife that's 3 so you will only be home 1 week a month..... no that will be PMS week so you might want to move out now while you still have a head.

Cheesemaker · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 25, 2007, 11:59:10 AM »

This is why MEN have shops! $Beer Chug\'n$

Gittinit · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 25, 2007, 12:35:09 PM »

Quote from: cheesemaker on Apr 25, 2007, 11:59:10 AM

This is why MEN have shops! $Beer Chug\'n$

$Beer Chug\'n$

germ · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 26, 2007, 09:41:05 AM »

I'm hoping that my wife will be done with menopause by then, and that the girls (yes 2) will cycle together. If I'm lucky it will only be one week. What I didn't include was the female dog, bird and (most likley female) fish. Yea, I'm surrounded by estrogen.

Erik $Beer Chug\'n$

Not A Toy · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 27, 2007, 08:20:22 PM »

Quote from: germ on Apr 26, 2007, 09:41:05 AM

I'm hoping that my wife will be done with menopause by then, and that the girls (yes 2) will cycle together. If I'm lucky it will only be one week. What I didn't include was the female dog, bird and (most likley female) fish. Yea, I'm surrounded by estrogen.

Erik $Beer Chug\'n$

dont you mean monstropause? and that much estrogen may cause man titties.... be careful lol... j/k

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