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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #990 on: Jan 08, 2008, 05:55:43 AM »
saw this in the parking lot at the hotel yesterday...


HUMMER drivers dont even like THEIR OWN KIND :haha:

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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #991 on: Jan 08, 2008, 12:52:56 PM »


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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #992 on: Jan 08, 2008, 12:54:57 PM »
 :laugh: That magizine is funny, especially the huge drop hitch.

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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #993 on: Jan 09, 2008, 04:29:20 PM »
:yikes: Holy crap, that is scary. Those front shackles and steering are designed to kill. This should be named the suicide samurai. :headshake:

Atleast the guy selling it says in the auction that it is unsafe to drive, and he wouldn't drive it over 30. Unless he modified that after everyone here pointed out his problems :)
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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #994 on: Jan 11, 2008, 08:11:30 AM »
That magazine is funny, reminds me of this website www.flatbiller.com
anyone from the IE area of so cal has seen way too many of these kooks, lol. I guess the flatbill hat, lifted white F150 2wd with a dirt bike in the back and the tattoos must all come together in a kit, because every one of these goons looks just like the next.

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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #995 on: Jan 11, 2008, 08:16:51 AM »
i HATE the flat bill!!!
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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #996 on: Jan 11, 2008, 10:33:08 AM »
hahahhahahaha  that web site is amazing... i never would have thought there to be something like that

who comes up with this stuff??

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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #997 on: Jan 29, 2008, 07:41:44 PM »
don't know much about it but it is a 84 or 85
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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #998 on: Jan 30, 2008, 04:11:00 AM »
do you have any more pics of what that has goin for itself?
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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #999 on: Jan 30, 2008, 10:15:47 AM »
those spring hangers look so safe :yikes:
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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1000 on: Jan 30, 2008, 12:25:19 PM »
i like the bumper
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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1001 on: Jan 30, 2008, 03:32:33 PM »
i like the bumper

I like the poser, glue on hood scoops. those always crack me up
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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1002 on: Feb 10, 2008, 03:58:46 PM »
OK check it out guys.. Saw this one at a place I picking up at...The springs are not just flat they are starting to bow over, look at those "lift" blocks. I don't even want to think about the fuel filler hose that is made of six to eight sections of hose.

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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1003 on: Feb 10, 2008, 04:01:59 PM »
Oh and did I happen tell you that the shocks are upside down and look like they are sezied. 

And to top it off the whole truck is 4 to 6 inches shorter on the drivers side then the passenger's side.


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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1004 on: Feb 10, 2008, 04:05:42 PM »
Damn that thing is nice ohhhhh  :yikes:

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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1005 on: Feb 10, 2008, 04:11:41 PM »

  I was talking to the guys in the Factory were he works and they are just waiting for the day when it falls apart on him. When I told them that the springs could "cam over" one day when he hits a good bump leaving the steer tire stuffed into the fender. They said something to the effect of " I hope he don't hurt no one when it happens"  They didn't seem to care if "HE" got hurt.  :shake: That's a'  :shake_head: not a good option they have of him.

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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1006 on: Feb 10, 2008, 04:51:22 PM »
Oh and did I happen tell you that the shocks are upside down and look like they are sezied. 

And to top it off the whole truck is 4 to 6 inches shorter on the drivers side then the passenger's side.



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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1007 on: Feb 10, 2008, 06:24:28 PM »
I am not so sure even Funktucky could pull that one off, with half the staff off marring their sisters and all  :haha:

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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1008 on: Feb 10, 2008, 06:32:20 PM »
I am not so sure even Funktucky could pull that one off, with half the staff off marring their sisters and all  :haha:
Something wrong with that?
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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1009 on: Feb 10, 2008, 06:42:10 PM »
 :dunno: My sister turned me down, had to go outside of the family  :outtahere:  :rivers:

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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1010 on: Feb 10, 2008, 06:55:40 PM »
:dunno: My sister turned me down, had to go outside of the family  :outtahere:  :rivers:

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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1011 on: Feb 10, 2008, 07:55:37 PM »
i spy garden hose diff breathers!!!

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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1012 on: Feb 10, 2008, 08:08:40 PM »
i spy garden hose diff breathers!!!


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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1013 on: Feb 11, 2008, 08:27:25 AM »
damn thats some quality      right there
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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1014 on: Feb 11, 2008, 05:25:37 PM »
i spy garden hose diff breathers!!!
Are they TG clearance specials?
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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1015 on: Feb 11, 2008, 05:40:27 PM »
where can i get some of those body lift mounts from :slap:
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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1016 on: Feb 11, 2008, 10:27:43 PM »
where can i get some of those body lift mounts from :slap:



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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1017 on: Feb 11, 2008, 11:39:54 PM »
OK check it out guys.. Saw this one at a place I picking up at...The springs are not just flat they are starting to bow over, look at those "lift" blocks. I don't even want to think about the fuel filler hose that is made of six to eight sections of hose.

looks like my jeep rears hahaha i need to rebuild them so bad
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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1018 on: Feb 12, 2008, 05:20:33 AM »
here's one for ya.....when asked about where his front drive shaft was he replied. "I don't need 4wd I have 49's"
i have a few more pics i can post later.


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Re: Disgrace to Off-Road Pics.
« Reply #1019 on: Feb 12, 2008, 07:01:43 AM »
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