A Simple Test

Started by MiniSimp, November 15, 2006, 10:21:33 AM

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MiniSimp

A SHORT TEST FOR SMART PEOPLE.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will
tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

























The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?





































Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?


Wrong Answer.


Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?




































Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.  You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?















































Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

rednk1980

HOLD ON TIGHT! :driving: :hammerhead:
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blackdiamond

I got the 1st two correct.  :screwy:
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weirdtimes_7

I got 3/4 right... i forgot the crocodiles are at the conference...lol

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cruzila

Practicing for daddyhood?? I too forgot the crocs were at the conference 3/4
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rude86

1/4  WOW THAT MAKES YOU FEEL DUMB
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Rocksurfer

Since the questions were blank with no instructions I kinda got the 1st question wrong, I built a bigger fridge and put him in but once I saw the trick I picked up on the rest and answered them correctly since they were all related to each other making it obvious that everyone would have been attending the conference and the river would have been empty, even the tadpoles were gone. :gap:
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unclejpl4x4

    
"A Simple Test "
  im already simple   i don't need no test 2 tell me what i already know
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red

3/4, tryin to think of how to stuff a giraffe in a fridge.
read and comment :whip:

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Rainer

Man im dumb 0/4. That is funny.

Mark
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unclejpl4x4

see me i would of anserd  chop the giraffe up in 2 little pices     no one said it had 2 be alive
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MARLIN clutch 1200, master clutch cly

rednk1980

HOLD ON TIGHT! :driving: :hammerhead:
1983 Toyota SR5 long box bobbed 17" doved 14" bed cage, 22re, w56 tranny, working on dual cases 23 spline 4.70 twin sticks driveline disco. Dana 44 front, Dana 60 rear disk brakes and ff.

kneedownnate

Quote from: unclejpl4x4 on December 05, 2006, 07:20:21 AM
see me i would of anserd  chop the giraffe up in 2 little pices     no one said it had 2 be alive
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That was pretty much my answer for each too :thumbs:
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boggerunner

i got the last one, i was thinkin a giraffe steak sounds good right about now