Author Topic: Blonde Riding a Horse (Read 5752 times)

blackwolf00 · « **on:** Oct 23, 2006, 04:21:56 PM »

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of sheer terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Todd, the Wall-Mart Manager, runs out to turn the horse off.

DTB · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 23, 2006, 04:24:47 PM »

79coyotefrg · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 23, 2006, 07:00:18 PM »

jimbo74 · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 23, 2006, 07:07:59 PM »

did she at least get her quarter back for almost getting killed at walmart?

blackwolf00 · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 23, 2006, 07:19:23 PM »

i don't think she did

*FFC* · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 24, 2006, 09:45:16 AM »

some people LOLOLOL

boggerunner · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 24, 2006, 11:14:07 AM »

those rides can be dangerous, have u ever gotten stuck in the enclosed fire truck, it hurts

Lady Di · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 24, 2006, 11:21:25 AM »

toyotajoe · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 24, 2006, 11:28:41 AM »

hate when that happens

blackwolf00 · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 24, 2006, 01:40:50 PM »

oy geez people your not supposed to get in them they're for little kids

Lady Di · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 24, 2006, 01:43:15 PM »

NOW HE TELLS US!!! ~rubs knot on head~

mikerob · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 24, 2006, 01:43:41 PM »

blackwolf00 · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 24, 2006, 01:46:55 PM »

but if you want too go for it but you can't sue the stores who has them

*FFC* · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 24, 2006, 02:02:45 PM »

Lady Di · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 24, 2006, 02:05:50 PM »

Quote from: blackwolf00 on Oct 24, 2006, 01:46:55 PM

but if you want too go for it but you can't sue the stores who has them

DANG IT!

79coyotefrg · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 04:16:44 PM »

yes thats my brother

BigMike · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 04:31:38 PM »

hahahahahaha As I was reading "She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again." I thought "ahhh this must not be a real horse"

Nice

*FFC* · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 05:17:07 PM »

Quote from: BigMike on Oct 25, 2006, 04:31:38 PM

hahahahahaha As I was reading "She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again." I thought "ahhh this must not be a real horse"

Nice

What made you think it's not a real horse? It really does happen

79coyotefrg · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 05:46:35 PM »

Quote from: FordFreakChik on Oct 25, 2006, 05:17:07 PM

What made you think it's not a real horse? It really does happen

i heard it even happened to you

BigMike · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 12:32:12 AM »

Cuz #1 I knew it was a joke and #2 I seem to have a really good sense of plots and what direction storys are going. At that point I was thinking what would make that joke really hit a punch line with only a couple of sentences left, and I thought it would be funny if she was on a fake horse at a fair or something

*FFC* · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 08:43:25 AM »

Quote from: 79Coyotefrg on Oct 25, 2006, 05:46:35 PM

i heard it even happened to you

Nawww I was lucky my foot fell out of the stirrup

Quote from: BigMike on Oct 26, 2006, 12:32:12 AM

Cuz #1 I knew it was a joke and #2 I seem to have a really good sense of plots and what direction storys are going. At that point I was thinking what would make that joke really hit a punch line with only a couple of sentences left, and I thought it would be funny if she was on a fake horse at a fair or something

blackwolf00 · « **Reply #21 on:** Oct 27, 2006, 10:37:27 AM »

holy shat batman!!

RK · « **Reply #22 on:** Oct 27, 2006, 10:59:40 AM »

*FFC* · « **Reply #23 on:** Oct 27, 2006, 11:42:52 AM »

Quote from: blackwolf00 on Oct 27, 2006, 10:37:27 AM

holy shat batman!!

I meant that it happened on a REAL horse

blackwolf00 · « **Reply #24 on:** Oct 29, 2006, 04:19:26 PM »

I see and that little horse is found out front at any department stores

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