Blonde Riding a Horse

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blackwolf00

October 23, 2006, 04:21:56 PM
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of sheer terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Todd, the Wall-Mart Manager, runs out to turn the horse off.
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DTB

#1
October 23, 2006, 04:24:47 PM
:rofl:
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#2
October 23, 2006, 07:00:18 PM
:spit:
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jimbo74

#3
October 23, 2006, 07:07:59 PM
did she at least get her quarter back for almost getting killed at walmart?
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blackwolf00

#4
October 23, 2006, 07:19:23 PM
i don't think she did
They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!
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#5
October 24, 2006, 09:45:16 AM
:shake: some people LOLOLOL :rofl2:
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boggerunner

#6
October 24, 2006, 11:14:07 AM
those rides can be dangerous, have u ever gotten stuck in the enclosed fire truck, it hurts

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#7
October 24, 2006, 11:21:25 AM
  :rofl:
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#8
October 24, 2006, 11:28:41 AM
 :smack: hate when that happens
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blackwolf00

#9
October 24, 2006, 01:40:50 PM
oy geez people your not supposed to get in them they're for little kids          :outtahere:
They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!
Picard about the Borg.

Lady Di

#10
October 24, 2006, 01:43:15 PM
NOW HE TELLS US!!! ~rubs knot on head~

      
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

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How the Mammoth came to be

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mikerob

#11
October 24, 2006, 01:43:41 PM
 :rofl2:

blackwolf00

#12
October 24, 2006, 01:46:55 PM
but if you want too go for it but you can't sue the stores who has them
They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!
Picard about the Borg.

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#13
October 24, 2006, 02:02:45 PM
:doh:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

Lady Di

#14
October 24, 2006, 02:05:50 PM
Quote from: blackwolf00 on October 24, 2006, 01:46:55 PM
but if you want too go for it but you can't sue the stores who has them
:tantrum: DANG IT!
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How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

79coyotefrg

#15
October 25, 2006, 04:16:44 PM
yes  thats my brother  :eek:  :bolt:
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#16
October 25, 2006, 04:31:38 PM
hahahahahaha As I was reading "She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again." I thought "ahhh this must not be a real horse"

Nice :rofl:
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#17
October 25, 2006, 05:17:07 PM
Quote from: BigMike on October 25, 2006, 04:31:38 PM
hahahahahaha As I was reading "She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again." I thought "ahhh this must not be a real horse"

Nice :rofl:

What made you think it's not a real horse? It really does happen :dunno:
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79coyotefrg

#18
October 25, 2006, 05:46:35 PM
Quote from: FordFreakChik on October 25, 2006, 05:17:07 PM
What made you think it's not a real horse? It really does happen :dunno:
:yupyup:  i heard  it even happened to you  :haha:

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#19
October 26, 2006, 12:32:12 AM
Cuz #1 I knew it was a joke and #2 I seem to have a really good sense of plots and what direction storys are going. At that point I was thinking what would make that joke really hit a punch line with only a couple of sentences left, and I thought it would be funny if she was on a fake horse at a fair or something :yupyup:
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#20
October 26, 2006, 08:43:25 AM
Quote from: 79Coyotefrg on October 25, 2006, 05:46:35 PM
:yupyup:  i heard  it even happened to you  :haha:



Nawww I was lucky my foot fell out of the stirrup :thumbs:

Quote from: BigMike on October 26, 2006, 12:32:12 AM
Cuz #1 I knew it was a joke and #2 I seem to have a really good sense of plots and what direction storys are going. At that point I was thinking what would make that joke really hit a punch line with only a couple of sentences left, and I thought it would be funny if she was on a fake horse at a fair or something :yupyup:

:doh:  :hammerhead:
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blackwolf00

#21
October 27, 2006, 10:37:27 AM
holy shat batman!!
They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!
Picard about the Borg.

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#22
October 27, 2006, 10:59:40 AM
:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
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#23
October 27, 2006, 11:42:52 AM
Quote from: blackwolf00 on October 27, 2006, 10:37:27 AM
holy shat batman!!
:doh: I meant that it happened on a REAL horse :hammerhead:
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blackwolf00

#24
October 29, 2006, 04:19:26 PM
I see and that little horse is found out front at any department stores
They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!
Picard about the Borg.
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