Author Topic: Michael got off (Read 8387 times)

KYOTA · « **Reply #30 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 12:40:22 PM »

how do you know when its bedtime at MJ's?

the big hand touches the little hand

OffRoadGal · « **Reply #31 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 12:44:48 PM »

Good idea

, this whole MJ thing is obviously infuriating...what we need are BAD JOKES!

gotrocks · « **Reply #32 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 12:45:29 PM »

Quote from: KYOTA on Jun 14, 2005, 12:39:06 PM

what does MJ like about 28 year olds?

theres 20 of them

Thats a good one

OffRoadGal · « **Reply #33 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 12:47:20 PM »

OffRoadGal · « **Reply #34 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 12:48:37 PM »

What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?

Michael Jackson's makeup.

oddball · « **Reply #35 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 01:38:12 PM »

Michael says he doesn't appreciate all the negative jokes and comments

oddball · « **Reply #36 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 01:39:36 PM »

oddball · « **Reply #37 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 01:40:43 PM »

I have a feeling this wont be the last one

OffRoadGal · « **Reply #38 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 01:42:39 PM »

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue.

OffRoadGal · « **Reply #39 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 01:43:56 PM »

rockhound · « **Reply #40 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 03:15:54 PM »

Why was Micheal Jackson at Wal Mart?

He read a sign that said 'Boys pants half off.'

KYOTA · « **Reply #41 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 04:12:57 PM »

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?

do i even need to put in the punchline?

BigMike · « **Reply #42 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 05:35:13 PM »

Q: Hey what does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds?

A: There are 20 of them! hahahahaha

WHITE_TRASH · « **Reply #43 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 06:05:05 PM »

WY--->

<---BigMike

blackdiamond · « **Reply #44 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 07:29:52 PM »

It is unfortunate, but you can't convict without evidence. I have heard two things from the jurors: (1) Nearly everyone felt that he couldn't be convicted on the evidence presented, and (2) Several of them felt that he likely had commited crimes in the past but the evidence didn't stand in this case.

The bottom line is that if you have enough cash to hire a super lawyer, you can almost always find reasonable doubt or a reason to make a witness credible.

I personally think that it is highly likely that he is guilty, but at the same time I don't want a justice system to convict me for something I didn't do without the proper evidence.