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Re: Death Clock, Morbid, but kinda funny
« Reply #60 on: May 13, 2005, 01:14:47 PM »
Quote from: rocktoy35 on May 13, 2005, 09:33:28 AM
dam that sucks mine is August 19 2021,i'll only be 43,

DANG! are you around 400 pounds, 5'1" a chain smoker and a bad pessamist? :smack:
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Re: Death Clock, Morbid, but kinda funny
« Reply #61 on: May 13, 2005, 09:28:08 PM »
Quote from: brainlessfool on May 13, 2005, 01:14:47 PM
DANG! are you around 400 pounds, 5'1" a chain smoker and a bad pessamist? :smack:
nope im 6'6" and 335 lbs,the other stuff's right though  :shake_head:
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Re: Death Clock, Morbid, but kinda funny
« Reply #62 on: May 14, 2005, 01:15:34 AM »
Saturday December 5 2071
2,100,369,440 seconds to live. I better make them count. :beerchug: Lets go wheelin! Not to bad, I'll be 86. I wouldnt mind if I went a year or two before that. When I get old and broke and I cant work on my truck, grab some :moon: or get some :ladys-man: then put me to death. :wave:
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Re: Death Clock, Morbid, but kinda funny
« Reply #63 on: May 14, 2005, 08:27:12 AM »
I don't want to live til 2081
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Re: Death Clock, Morbid, but kinda funny
« Reply #64 on: May 14, 2005, 11:34:24 AM »
Quote from: UNBREAKABLE on May 14, 2005, 08:27:12 AM
I don't want to live til 2081

Least that's better than 2021
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Re: Death Clock, Morbid, but kinda funny
« Reply #65 on: May 15, 2005, 06:28:30 PM »
Hey, I changed mine to a happy skinny woman and I gained 10 more years! sooo geass it time to go on a diet and start wereing a dressy  :laugh:
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Re: Death Clock, Morbid, but kinda funny
« Reply #66 on: May 15, 2005, 06:30:32 PM »
 :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :rivers:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :haha:  :popcorn: please post the pics of your transformation.
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Re: Death Clock, Morbid, but kinda funny
« Reply #67 on: May 15, 2005, 06:38:42 PM »
Quote from: Rocksurfer on May 15, 2005, 06:30:32 PM
:hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :rivers:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :haha:  :popcorn: please post the pics of your transformation.

DON'T GET FREASH!  :spankbutt: I won't be THAT kinda grily.   BLF>  :haha:   :ack:  < rocksurfer








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Re: Death Clock, Morbid, but kinda funny
« Reply #68 on: May 15, 2005, 06:42:04 PM »
Quote from: brainlessfool on May 15, 2005, 06:38:42 PM
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Easy girly-man (govenator reference) I may be into that..................    NOT!!!! :laugh:
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Re: Death Clock, Morbid, but kinda funny
« Reply #69 on: Dec 18, 2012, 04:56:31 AM »
Back from the dead, thought I might revive this old thing.

Quote from: Rocksurfer on May 13, 2005, 09:28:20 AM
Ha, ha, I just did my wife and she's already dead. :laugh:


No really maybe that has been the problem all along, I was wondering why she just lays there. :laugh:



Just kidding, according to the meter we both will die in Dec. 2033. Kinda weird, I'm thinking that we will be killed in an accident or something. :beerchug:

Aw crap now I'm done in Aug. 2033 I'm going downhill!!!
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Re: Death Clock, Morbid, but kinda funny
« Reply #70 on: Dec 18, 2012, 07:56:59 AM »
it doesnt tell me one that mean im immortal??  :hyper: :spin: :yupyup:
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Re: Death Clock, Morbid, but kinda funny
« Reply #71 on: Dec 18, 2012, 09:04:32 AM »
Quote from: mudaddict on Dec 18, 2012, 07:56:59 AM
it doesnt tell me one that mean im immortal??  :hyper: :spin: :yupyup:

me too......... Fawesome... lol...

I think they should change it to everyone dying at 12:21pm on thrusday lol.... see everone freak out
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Re: Death Clock, Morbid, but kinda funny
« Reply #72 on: Dec 18, 2012, 08:02:39 PM »
No, it means you're already dead.
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Re: Death Clock, Morbid, but kinda funny
« Reply #73 on: Dec 20, 2012, 05:08:51 AM »
I am already dead!  ..........Why didn't anyone tell me?     Shucks I miss out on everything.
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