Death Clock, Morbid, but kinda funny

Started by BLACKDOG, May 12, 2005, 11:14:57 AM

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MagPede

#30
May 12, 2005, 05:18:35 PM
January 7, 2046 Lemme see that's 58. Oh well. On a Sunday too. Just hope I don't go out in church like one guy did. :thud:
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Stupid ricers, useless wings are for penguins.

gonzo

#31
May 12, 2005, 05:33:19 PM
My date is May 10, 2005............Ooooooh Sh** I'm late....... SEE YA GOTA GO........... :wave:  :thud:

*FFC*

#32
May 12, 2005, 05:36:10 PM
Quote from: gonzo on May 12, 2005, 05:33:19 PM
My date is May 10, 2005............Ooooooh Sh** I'm late....... SEE YA GOTA GO........... :wave:  :thud:

  :rivers: GONZO DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!   :rivers:  :down:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

gonzo

#33
May 12, 2005, 05:38:15 PM
I'm thinkin' I've got another "gitty up" or two left.   :bud:

Duffil

#34
May 12, 2005, 05:40:08 PM
Your Personal Day of Death is...  
Monday, May 11, 2037  
   
Seconds left to live...

1,009,596,603

i should make it to 53!! :beerchug:

*FFC*

#35
May 12, 2005, 05:40:56 PM
Quote from: gonzo on May 12, 2005, 05:38:15 PM
I'm thinkin' I've got another "gitty up" or two left.   :bud:

:hyper: YEE HAW!!!!!! :hyper:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

unclejpl4x4

#36
May 12, 2005, 06:03:32 PM
lol dude that  is so 2-3 year old :hammer:
build thread http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=39214.0
CB install http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=45467.0
roundeyes http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=33294.0;highlight=round+eyes
LC exhaust head 2 tip, EB RVstreethead O/S valves,EB  268c/torker cam , .20 over , metal t-chain wear pads
MARLIN clutch 1200, master clutch cly

*FFC*

#37
May 12, 2005, 06:08:55 PM
Quote from: unclejpl4x4 on May 12, 2005, 06:03:32 PM
lol dude that  is so 2-3 year old :hammer:

dude you sooo suck!




:down: spoil my fun



:gap:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

gonzo

#38
May 12, 2005, 06:12:26 PM Last Edit: May 12, 2005, 06:19:39 PM by gonzo
Quote from: unclejpl4x4 on May 12, 2005, 06:03:32 PM
lol dude that is so 2-3 year old :hammer:

What's your point Uncle.  It's all fun  :spin:

88runner

#39
May 12, 2005, 06:30:21 PM
seems like I've been dead for 5 years  :_oops:                :laugh:
88 4runner v6,
5.29 with 35" tires,
Isuzu Rodeo rear disk brake,
t-case hand brake in near futur
solid axle'd

gonzo

#40
May 12, 2005, 06:32:44 PM
Quote from: 88runner on May 12, 2005, 06:30:21 PM
seems like I've been dead for 5 years :_oops: :laugh:

:funny: :rofl2: :rofl:

SWAMPER

#41
May 12, 2005, 06:52:01 PM
Feb 3 2057 Ill be....uhm...like 73....uhm....nuff time for me :yupyup:


:tantrum: stupid clocking thingy said I was obese :rivers: Im just big boneded!
1985 Toyota Pick/Up longbed...bobbed 15",  lifted 5", 36's.....http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=36992.0

MiniSimp

#42
May 12, 2005, 06:52:51 PM
Quote from: SWAMPER on May 12, 2005, 06:52:01 PM
:tantrum: stupid clocking thingy said I was obese :rivers: Im just big boneded!
:funny: It said that about me too!

alwayzbroken

#43
May 12, 2005, 07:26:23 PM
They better have a good supply of used parts in hell. I hear it is hot  :flamer: down there so I will be wheeling year round. :driving:  :burnout:
If you still have control you aren't going fast enough

Rocksurfer

#44
May 12, 2005, 07:55:54 PM
2033 for me guess I better get some wheelin' in.
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

KWP

#45
May 12, 2005, 08:01:05 PM
My death day is June 30 2037. Looks like I will be 58. Damn my life is more than half over.I guess I had better start getting it done :beer:  :beerchug:
88 Toyota truck ( Under Construction ) Dana 60's front and rear 5.38's, welded diffs, 3inch Downey rears up front,one link rear with aerostar coils rolling on 39.5x16.50/17 Pittbull Rockers and 17x9 Pro Comp extreme alloys.http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=40816.0

unclejpl4x4

#46
May 13, 2005, 04:11:45 AM
ok ok :sad2:   I have  5 years to live  guess i better starrt :beer:&  :ladys-man:& :smoke:   more
build thread http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=39214.0
CB install http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=45467.0
roundeyes http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=33294.0;highlight=round+eyes
LC exhaust head 2 tip, EB RVstreethead O/S valves,EB  268c/torker cam , .20 over , metal t-chain wear pads
MARLIN clutch 1200, master clutch cly

gonzo

#47
May 13, 2005, 04:15:33 AM
Quote from: unclejpl4x4 on May 13, 2005, 04:11:45 AM
ok ok :sad2: I have 5 years to live guess i better starrt :beer:& :ladys-man:& :smoke: more

:funny:

RustyToy

#48
May 13, 2005, 07:50:41 AM
Monday, February 11, 2013    :hammerhead:   what am i doin wrong? and i'm fat at 175...   :bull crap:
I'd like to quit thinking of the present as some minor insignificant preamble to something else~~~~~

SWAMPER

#49
May 13, 2005, 07:52:57 AM
Well...how tall are you :yupyup:
1985 Toyota Pick/Up longbed...bobbed 15",  lifted 5", 36's.....http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=36992.0

MidgetMike

#50
May 13, 2005, 08:05:01 AM
well I 'm screwed I'm dyin at 60 oh well better wheel while i can :beerchug:
Sounds like more tree huggin hippie bull :pokinit:

BLACKDOG

#51
May 13, 2005, 09:00:00 AM
ALRIGHT!!!!
I got an extra 10 years :hahaha:

Wednesday, December 7, 2067 
   
Seconds left to live...

1,974,370,152

Thats kinda dumb, at least they could keep it consistent :down:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

brainlessfool

#52
May 13, 2005, 09:22:17 AM
tryed it again, this time I put "optimistic" and now it said I good till 2055? sooo be happy!  :beerchug:  :boozer: :banana: :hyper: :wiggle: :nana: :party: :cheer: :bounce: :spin: :rofl: you'll live longer! but that means I'll live to see S.S. go belly up!  :help:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

Rocksurfer

#53
May 13, 2005, 09:28:20 AM
Ha, ha, I just did my wife and she's already dead. :laugh:


No really maybe that has been the problem all along, I was wondering why she just lays there. :laugh:



Just kidding, according to the meter we both will die in Dec. 2033. Kinda weird, I'm thinking that we will be killed in an accident or something. :beerchug:
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

BLACKDOG

#54
May 13, 2005, 09:30:20 AM
Quote from: Rocksurfer on May 13, 2005, 09:28:20 AM

Just kidding, according to the meter we both will die in Dec. 2033. Kinda weird, I'm thinking that we will be killed in an accident or something. :beerchug:
Nah, you're just gonna piss her off to the point of insanity, and she's gonna take you with her :hahaha:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

Rocksurfer

#55
May 13, 2005, 09:31:55 AM
Quote from: BLACKDOG on May 13, 2005, 09:30:20 AM
Nah, you're just gonna piss her off to the point of insanity, and she's gonna take you with her :hahaha:

She may do it early if she see's my post. :hahaha:
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

brainlessfool

#56
May 13, 2005, 09:32:21 AM
 :funny: Hummmm, I need to make a phone call.  :laugh:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

BUBBA

#57
May 13, 2005, 09:33:28 AM
dam that sucks mine is August 19 2021,i'll only be 43,what really sucks my wife's gonna live on till april of 2058
87 4runner 350 with custom dent package. 
My budget beater

gonzo

#58
May 13, 2005, 09:35:08 AM
Quote from: Rocksurfer on May 13, 2005, 09:31:55 AM
She may do it early if she see's my post. :hahaha:

I think she just logged on.  :nerv:  

Rocksurfer

#59
May 13, 2005, 09:36:52 AM
Quote from: brainlessfool on May 13, 2005, 09:32:21 AM
:funny: Hummmm, I need to make a phone call.  :laugh:

:psss:  :smack:  :slap:  :kickbutt: :bash: :sofa: :bricks:
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you
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