Death Clock, Morbid, but kinda funny

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BLACKDOG

May 12, 2005, 11:14:57 AM Last Edit: May 12, 2005, 03:25:14 PM by KYOTA
http://www.deathclock.com/

My Personal Day of Death is... 
Thursday, October 4, 2057 
   
Seconds left to live...

1,653,386,059

I'm gonna die on my brothers B-day :down:

:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

WHITE_TRASH

#1
May 12, 2005, 12:37:03 PM
March 3rd 2040.  I doubt Ill live that long....
Full hydro, 186:1 with an auto and 44's what could go wrong??

*FFC*

#2
May 12, 2005, 12:50:26 PM
My date of death is:
Tuesday, August 18, 2076 
   
Seconds left to live...

2,248,935,632

I'll be 91 years old

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

BLACKDOG

#3
May 12, 2005, 12:55:47 PM
Quote from: FordFreakChik on May 12, 2005, 12:50:26 PM
I'll be 91 years old


I'm gonna be 72
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

*FFC*

#4
May 12, 2005, 01:39:46 PM
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

BLACKDOG

#5
May 12, 2005, 01:41:09 PM
shutup ya old fart, or I'm a gonna turn off my hearing aid.



:tantrum: Hope you swallow your false teeth!!!!
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

WHITE_TRASH

#6
May 12, 2005, 01:58:44 PM
Hehe Ill be 63....  And like I said, I dont think Ill live that long either..  :greengrin:
Full hydro, 186:1 with an auto and 44's what could go wrong??

BLACKDOG

#7
May 12, 2005, 02:02:39 PM
Quote from: WHITE_TRASH on May 12, 2005, 01:58:44 PM
Hehe Ill be 63....  And like I said, I dont think Ill live that long either..  :greengrin:

what, you gonna roll your truck off a cliff?
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

86 4runner

#8
May 12, 2005, 02:05:08 PM
Monday, March 7, 2072 
   
Seconds left to live...

2,108,531,077

86 4 Runner SAS, 37 inch Toyo M/T's, E-Locker rear, Lock Right front. 30 spline Longs, 5.29's, Dual Cases, Warn XD9000i

84runner

#9
May 12, 2005, 02:06:09 PM
Friday, October 30, 2076

I will be 95
RUBICON TESTED BIG BALLS APPROVED

WHITE_TRASH

#10
May 12, 2005, 02:11:50 PM
Chances are Ill die in my truck.  I dont fear death so I have fun.  Remember kids. Live fast die young, leave a pretty corpse....
Full hydro, 186:1 with an auto and 44's what could go wrong??

BLACKDOG

#11
May 12, 2005, 02:17:00 PM
It doesnt matter when I die, it wont be a pretty corpse :hahaha:  too late for that one
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

*FFC*

#12
May 12, 2005, 02:33:11 PM
Quote from: BLACKDOG on May 12, 2005, 02:17:00 PM
It doesnt matter when I die, it wont be a pretty corpse :hahaha:  too late for that one

:hahaha: :funny: :hahaha:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

KYOTA

#13
May 12, 2005, 03:17:13 PM
82, I can live with that

I wonder how many posts and turtle points I'll have by then  :greengrin:

*FFC*

#14
May 12, 2005, 03:20:22 PM
Quote from: KYOTA on May 12, 2005, 03:17:13 PM
82, I can live with that

I wonder how many posts and turtle points I'll have by then  :greengrin:

The internet will be considered "old school" by then   :beerchug:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

lilbuddy

#15
May 12, 2005, 03:21:59 PM
Thursday February, 1 2080

2,357,963,268 seconds to live

91 years old. No, Ill only be 90 because my birthday would be in 22 more days.
RIP Kyota.... you are the man

GET IT!!!

*FFC*

#16
May 12, 2005, 03:26:07 PM
Quote from: lilbuddy on May 12, 2005, 03:21:59 PM
Thursday February, 1 2080

2,357,963,268 seconds to live

91 years old. No, Ill only be 90 because my birthday would be in 22 more days.

My deathday is smack dab in the middle of nothing.  WTF goes on in August?  :dunno:  :headscratch:  :hammer:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

lilbuddy

#17
May 12, 2005, 03:32:02 PM
Quote from: FordFreakChik on May 12, 2005, 03:26:07 PM
My deathday is smack dab in the middle of nothing.  WTF goes on in August?  :dunno:  :headscratch:  :hammer:

School starts back up for me
RIP Kyota.... you are the man

GET IT!!!

*FFC*

#18
May 12, 2005, 03:34:38 PM
Quote from: lilbuddy on May 12, 2005, 03:32:02 PM
School starts back up for me

When you're 90 years old?   :shakehead:





:hahaha: :rofl:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

Hyena

#19
May 12, 2005, 03:48:57 PM
Your Personal Day of Death is... 
Saturday, January 8, 2061 
   
Seconds left to live...

1,756,358,441

I will be 74 years old.

dirtbag

#20
May 12, 2005, 03:52:58 PM
Quote from: FordFreakChik on May 12, 2005, 03:26:07 PM
My deathday is smack dab in the middle of nothing.  WTF goes on in August?  :dunno:  :headscratch:  :hammer:
my birthday run :slap: :trout:

dirtbag

#21
May 12, 2005, 03:56:27 PM
my day of death is Friday, June 1, 2018, seconds from now is: 411, 801, 125......

I'll be 37  :dunno:

Hyena

#22
May 12, 2005, 03:59:20 PM
Better beat your truck to it's fullest quik.

*FFC*

#23
May 12, 2005, 03:59:44 PM
Quote from: dirtbag on May 12, 2005, 03:52:58 PM
my birthday run :slap: :trout:

FFC :slap: DB Now how was I supposed to know that??


Quote from: dirtbag on May 12, 2005, 03:56:27 PM
my day of death is Friday, June 1, 2018, seconds from now is: 411, 801, 125......

I'll be 37 :dunno:

Awwww :therethere: Well make the best of life while you can! So far you're the first to die, so if you die we'll all know it's true........  :down:  

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

dirtbag

#24
May 12, 2005, 04:01:31 PM
the only reason why I'll die that young is because I'm sadistic  :maddest:

brainlessfool

#25
May 12, 2005, 04:07:03 PM
April 18 2027, I'll  be.....DEAD!  :laugh:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

mudmaster

#26
May 12, 2005, 04:39:52 PM
 March 19, 2038. I'll be 73 :hahaha:
Time to go wheelin!

MiniSimp

#27
May 12, 2005, 04:47:13 PM
Your Personal Day of Death is...Sunday, August 4, 2041 
   
Seconds left to live...1,143,174,152

I'll be 65, dying just in time for retirement. :gap: 

*FFC*

#28
May 12, 2005, 04:49:31 PM
Quote from: MiniSimp on May 12, 2005, 04:47:13 PM
Your Personal Day of Death is...Sunday, August 4, 2041 
   
Seconds left to live...1,143,174,152

I'll be 65, dying just in time for retirement. :gap: 



I thought retirement was bumped up to like 70 or 75....  :headscratch:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

MiniSimp

#29
May 12, 2005, 05:16:25 PM
Quote from: FordFreakChik on May 12, 2005, 04:49:31 PM
I thought retirement was bumped up to like 70 or 75....  :headscratch:
65 to start with, more money for 70, more money for 72.
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