Last weekend I was
![Driving :driving:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/driving.gif)
and I
![Love! :love:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/love.gif)
so I
![Got a Date :date:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/date.gif)
and later Me -->
![Spank Butt :spankbutt:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/spankbutt.gif)
<-- her but then during
![Sleepy :sleepy:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/sleepy.gif)
my burrito that I
![Chew :chew:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/chew.gif)
caused me to
![Fart :fart:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/fart.gif)
and my
![Love! :love:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/love.gif)
said
![Tantrum :tantrum:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/tantrum.gif)
and she
![Outta Here :outtahere:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/outtahere.gif)
I was so
![Crying Rivers :rivers:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/rivers.gif)
but I found
![My Two Cents :twocents:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/twocents.gif)
and decided to buy
![The Ladys Man :ladys-man:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/ladys-man.gif)
so I thought I should
![Muscles :muscles:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/muscles.gif)
first, so i went to the gym. There I saw more
![boobies! :boobs:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/boobs.gif)
and I was
![Shocking!! :shocking:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/shocking.gif)
and I
![Acclaim :acclaim:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/acclaim.gif)
She
![pssssss :psss:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/psss.gif)
me to take a
![Chill Pill :chillpill:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/chillpill.gif)
and then she rejected me
![Trout :trout:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/trout.gif)
so I
![Bolt! :bolt:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/bolt.gif)
Outside I saw a
![That\'s Gay :stopit:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/gay.gif)
guy
![Smooch :smooch:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/smooch.gif)
a hommie
![Afro Man :afro:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/afro.gif)
Then the
![Bat :bat:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/bat.gif)
and
![Boxing :boxing:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/boxing.gif)
and
![Bash :bash:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/bash.gif)
and then he
![Bolt! :bolt:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/bolt.gif)
I walked over to the
![That\'s Gay :stopit:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/gay.gif)
guy and said
![There there :therethere:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/therethere.gif)
why not
![Love! :love:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/love.gif)
girls instead?
![Think... :think:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/think.gif)
So we both went to a bar
![Banana Man :banana:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/banana.gif)
and we
![Whistle :whistle:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/whistle.gif)
and got chicks to
![Dancing :dancing:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/dancing.gif)
with us.
Then I had
![Nervous :nerv:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/nerv.gif)
so I
![Toilet :toilet:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/toilet.gif)
After that I
![Spit :spit:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/spit.gif)
all over some girls
![boobies! :boobs:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/boobs.gif)
and to my
![Distrubed :disturbed:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/disturbed.gif)
she was
![Boo ya! :booya:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/booya.gif)
and I
![Clapping :clap2:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/clap2.gif)
and
![Driving :driving:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/driving.gif)
her home.
There she saw my 1981 Toyota pickup with my
![Muscles :muscles:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/muscles.gif)
engine, and she
![Flamer :flamer:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/flamer.gif)
off my rear springs. I was
![Tantrum :tantrum:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/tantrum.gif)
and I
![Slap! :slap:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/slap.gif)
and then we
![Coffee :coffee:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/coffee.gif)
and felt
![Green Grin :greengrin:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/greengrin.gif)
I won't
![Lips are Sealed :lipsrsealed:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/lipsrsealed.gif)
about that evening, it
![Rocking Out :rockingout:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/rockingout.gif)
. We
![Drool :drool:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/drool.gif)
and a bit of
![Moon :moon:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/moon.gif)
then we got
![Yawn :yawn:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/yawn.gif)
and
![Sleeping :sleeping:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/sleeping.gif)
in my truck.
The next thing I know Im in
![Jail :jail:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/jail.gif)
and this guy is
![Soap Box :soapbox:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/soapbox.gif)
about
![USA :usa:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/usa.gif)
and I was
![Red Face :redface:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/redface.gif)
from all his
![Blah blah :blah:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/blah.gif)
and :bull crap: so I broke out
![Muscles :muscles:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/muscles.gif)
and ran
![HYPER!! :hyper:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/hyper.gif)
home. I hurt my
![Bricks :bricks:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/bricks.gif)
and my mom
![There there :therethere:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/therethere.gif)
I guess it was a pretty
![Confused :conf:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/conf.gif)
weekend but it was
![Big Thumb Up :biggthumpup:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/biggthumpup.gif)
and I had
![Egyptian :egyptian:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/egyptian.gif)
while
![Party :party:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/party.gif)
The End.