Whats a smog check again? 
For those of you who dont live in CA and dont know what it is, I've gone ahead and searched on
http://www.webster.com dictionary and here is the definition:
One entry found for smog check.
Main Entry: ²smog check
Function: verb
Pronunciation: ('smäg, 'smog) 'chek
Inflected Form(s): smog checked, smogged, smog·ing;
intransitive senses
1 a : to run a vehicle through a system of useless tests in order to raise money for the government b : to capture emitted smog pollution into a device for wasting tax payers money
2 archaic : to undergo punishment : SUFFER, EXTORSION
< the smog referee caused me to SUFFER during my SMOG CHECK >3 : to spread or rise anti-government propaganda regarding vehicle use
4 : to inhale and exhale the fumes of burning vehicle material through a test tube; especially designed to stiff you
< the SMOG CHECK official stiffed me with the test tube up my ass >transitive senses
1 a : FUMIGATE b : to drive (as mosquitoes) citizens to the edge of sucide by useless laws c : to steal or pawn money from licenced automobile drivers
< I wasted my money again by smoging my car eventhough it is clean burning > d : to cure government budget problems by failing vehicles for no apparent reason to charge for a retest e : to stupefy (as bees) by telling the owner his vehicle has passed the snif test but failed the visual inspection
< Even though my vehicle is in the top 5% of clean air vehicles, I have failed the SMOG CHECK because my air filter was of a conic shape. > archaic
2 a: VISUAL RESTRICTIONS b : C.A.R.B. California Air Resource Board c : Gaining control over vehicle owners through governmental laws
3 : to exhaust your time doing repairs
< I had to replace my oil cap due to VISUAL RESTRICTIONS under the CARB guidelines >4 archaic : RIDICULE
< California's smog program is a waste of time and I want to kill all of the Sierra Club members . For More Information on "smog check" go to Britannica.com
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So that's what a Smog Check is here in Cail. It really sucks and pisses me off
