So ... I was having some beers with some old fart friends of mine the other day , and this topic came up . One friend said , " 60 is the worst age to be , you always feel like you have to pee and nothing happens . " Another one of my buddies says , " That's nothing , when you're 70 , you don't have a bowel movement unless you eat bran , and take laxatives . Yet you still sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens . " Then the oldest buddy says , " 80 is the worst age of all ! " " Do you have trouble peeing too ? " Asked the 60 year old . " No , I pee every morning at 6:00 am . like a race horse , no problem at all . " " Do you have trouble making a bowel movement ? " Asked the 70 year old friend . " No , I have one every morning at 6:30 am . " Puzzled with his complaint , the 60 year old said , " Let's get this straight . You pee every morning at 6:00 am ., and poop every morning at 6:30 am . So what's so tough about being 80 ? " The 80 year old replied , " I don't wake up until seven " ..
