Author Topic: You know you're a redneck if... (Read 4786 times)

BLACKDOG · « **on:** Sep 20, 2012, 10:54:17 PM »

I'm bored, and reverting back to my college days when I was on here a much more frequent amount.

I'm starting this because I have recently found myself living in a neighborhood with a HOA!!

I'm sure I'm not the only one who has stories, and who is in a similar situation.

So, you might be a redneck (we can use the term loosely)

1)you've waved to your neighbor over the fence while peeing in the backyard.

2)You've gotten into discussions/arguements with your neighbor over that fact that you have a truck in the driveway that is not registered, yet they cannot prove it without trespassing. And trespassing is a foreign word to them.

3)You've had the cops called for a "man with a gun" while loading up your guns to go shooting.

4)You think it strange that your neighbors of 6 months have yet to introduce themselves, or run inside when you attempt to introduce yourself

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 20, 2012, 11:06:23 PM »

1 male hillbilly + 1 white trash trailer queen = 10 pot-bellied red necks

mudaddict · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 21, 2012, 12:37:19 PM »

Quote from: BLACKDOG on Sep 20, 2012, 10:54:17 PM

I'm bored, and reverting back to my college days when I was on here a much more frequent amount.

i remember those days.

sounds like some fun neighbors you have.

locked 4x4 · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 21, 2012, 03:27:34 PM »

You might be a redneck if the landlord tells you that you need to park your trucks in the back because they are to big to be parked out front.

bleakhorizon · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 21, 2012, 07:53:28 PM »

i KNOW im a redneck.... so i dont need to prove it... but i have found car parts in my yard after i mowed it... or worse, during.... good thing i get my mowers for free....

BTW... HOA are stupid..... I have friends that cant even park there VERY nice restored cars in THERE OWN driveway even on the weekend because they are older than 10 years... F that dude...

emsvitil · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 21, 2012, 08:02:46 PM »

10 years.......

All my vehicles are older than 10 years...

Cheesemaker · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 21, 2012, 08:05:17 PM »

if your sporting a mullet and driving an El Camino!! (that was me 20 years ago!)

bleakhorizon · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 21, 2012, 09:15:57 PM »

Quote from: Cheesemaker on Sep 21, 2012, 08:05:17 PM

if your sporting a mullet and driving an El Camino!! (that was me 20 years ago!)

Or trying to drift around the only round-a-boot in Tillamook......I have eyes and ears everywhere. lol

Cheesemaker · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 22, 2012, 07:59:47 PM »

I had to freaking do it!! I can't wait till its all icy out...

If I had my worn out 30" tires on, I would have really laid into it hard.

Back to the post!!

...if the door handle to your new lifted Ford is higher than you, you might be a Redneck.

(Bleak, the white ford, the kid driving it is a short guy, prob 5'4" maybe, and you see how tall his truck is)

njyota93 · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 12, 2012, 02:23:28 PM »

You know you are a redneck when the postman knocks at your door and asks for the vin number instead of a house number.

81yota4x4 · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 12, 2012, 03:04:27 PM »

Quote from: njyota93 on Oct 12, 2012, 02:23:28 PM

You know you are a redneck when the postman knocks at your door and asks for the vin number instead of a house number.

stihlmohawk · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 13, 2012, 05:33:21 AM »

If you find your self washing your rig with a window squeegee while fueling up.....

Cheesemaker · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 13, 2012, 10:55:07 AM »

..if you got more non-running rigs in your yard than running rigs!!

gmack192 · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 13, 2012, 04:32:00 PM »

2 yota's (1 more on the way) 3 Heeps in various stages of rust and 2 full size Fords (one old & one dually) ALL 4 wheel drives.....yup, I might be a Redneck......

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 23, 2012, 09:29:51 PM »

Quote from: BLACKDOG on Sep 20, 2012, 10:54:17 PM

1)you've waved to your neighbor over the fence while peeing in the backyard.

This is no big deal...unless it's a chain link fence, then you're a redneck.

Royota · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 23, 2012, 10:06:02 PM »

... if your toilet has shocks.

^i always wanted an air-ride toilet with a 4link to the tank

Royota · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 23, 2012, 10:13:18 PM »

...if you locked your keys in the truck outside of a Planned Parenthood... and you went inside to ask for a wire hanger!

bleakhorizon · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 23, 2012, 10:45:07 PM »

You might be..... If your excited when someone gives you something that looks like this

lol.... IM guilty

Cheesemaker · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 24, 2012, 08:51:09 AM »

Toby, I need a tetanus shot just from looking at those pictures!!

Stocker · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 24, 2012, 09:06:46 AM »

Looks like it was fished out of the ocean....

Sparkplug · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 24, 2012, 11:42:53 AM »

What are you so excited about? Scrap prices are down a bit last time I checked

bleakhorizon · « **Reply #21 on:** Oct 24, 2012, 01:40:52 PM »

Quote from: Sparkplug on Oct 24, 2012, 11:42:53 AM

What are you so excited about? Scrap prices are down a bit last time I checked

its the only first gen 4x4 ive ever had lol.......

Cheesemaker · « **Reply #22 on:** Oct 26, 2012, 08:10:20 PM »

So, back to our regularly scheduled post!!

You know you're a redneck if....

You catch your driveway on fire!!!

bleakhorizon · « **Reply #23 on:** Oct 26, 2012, 08:23:25 PM »

Quote from: Cheesemaker on Oct 26, 2012, 08:10:20 PM

So, back to our regularly scheduled post!!

You know you're a redneck if....

You catch your driveway on fire!!!

hay now..... It was a controlled burn.... better than smelling 10 year old fuel for who knows how long

but nothing like 8 -10 foot flames in pure gravel to get your neighbors looking out the window.... lol

unclejpl4x4 · « **Reply #24 on:** Oct 27, 2012, 07:00:11 AM »

HOA ?

Cheesemaker · « **Reply #25 on:** Oct 27, 2012, 07:29:56 AM »

If he was in a HOA, he would have been kicked out in short order!!

Royota · « **Reply #26 on:** Oct 27, 2012, 11:37:28 AM »

speaking of HOA, you might be a redneck if your home owners association has a hitch on every trailer

you might be a redneck if your "cell phone" has a PA and 40 channels

Cheesemaker · « **Reply #27 on:** Oct 28, 2012, 06:32:51 PM »

Quote from: royaydel on Oct 27, 2012, 11:37:28 AM

speaking of HOA, you might be a redneck if your home owners association has a hitch on every trailer <---My wife's childhood!!

you might be a redneck if your "cell phone" has a PA and 40 channels <--- Yup that was me!!!

Corrected in red!!

thilaka · « **Reply #28 on:** Oct 30, 2012, 10:38:50 PM »

hi thnaks for your information i am neew to this community

unclejpl4x4 · « **Reply #29 on:** Oct 31, 2012, 03:55:06 PM »

BUT whats a HOA

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