You know you're a redneck if...

[BLACKDOG]

I'm  bored, and reverting back to my college days when I was on here a much more frequent amount.

I'm starting this because I have recently found myself living in a neighborhood with a HOA!!     I'm sure I'm not the only one who has stories, and who is in a similar situation.


So, you might be a redneck (we can use the term loosely)

1)you've waved to your neighbor over the fence while peeing in the backyard.

2)You've gotten into discussions/arguements with your neighbor over that fact that you have a truck in the driveway that is not registered, yet they cannot prove it without trespassing.   And trespassing is a foreign word to them.

3)You've had the cops called for a "man with a gun" while loading up your guns to go shooting.

4)You think it strange that your neighbors of 6 months have yet to introduce themselves, or run inside when you attempt to introduce yourself

[Rocksurfer]

1 male hillbilly + 1 white trash trailer queen = 10 pot-bellied red necks

[mudaddict]

I'm  bored, and reverting back to my college days when I was on here a much more frequent amount.

i remember those days.

sounds like some fun neighbors you have.

[locked 4x4]

You might be a redneck if the landlord tells you that you need to park your trucks in the back because they are to big to be parked out front.

[bleakhorizon]

i KNOW im a redneck.... so i dont need to prove it... but i have found car parts in my yard after i mowed it... or worse, during.... good thing i get my mowers for free....

BTW... HOA are stupid.....  I have friends that cant even park there VERY nice restored cars in THERE OWN driveway even on the weekend because they are older than 10 years... F that dude...

[emsvitil]

10 years.......


All my vehicles are older than 10 years...

[Cheesemaker]

if your sporting a mullet and driving an El Camino!!   (that was me 20 years ago!) 

[bleakhorizon]

if your sporting a mullet and driving an El Camino!!   (that was me 20 years ago!) 

Or trying to drift around the only round-a-boot in Tillamook......I have eyes and ears everywhere. lol

[Cheesemaker]

I had to freaking do it!!  I can't wait till its all icy out...       If I had my worn out 30" tires on, I would have really laid into it hard.   




Back to the post!!

...if the door handle to your new lifted Ford is higher than you, you might be a Redneck. 

(Bleak, the white ford, the kid driving it is a short guy, prob 5'4" maybe, and you see how tall his truck is)

 

[njyota93]

You know you are a redneck when the postman knocks at your door and asks for the vin number instead of a house number.

[81yota4x4]

 

You know you are a redneck when the postman knocks at your door and asks for the vin number instead of a house number.

[stihlmohawk]

If you find your self washing your rig with a window squeegee while fueling up.....

[Cheesemaker]

..if you got more non-running rigs in your yard than running rigs!! 

[gmack192]

2 yota's (1 more on the way) 3 Heeps in various stages of rust and 2 full size Fords (one old & one dually) ALL 4 wheel drives.....yup, I might be a Redneck......

[abnormaltoy]

1)you've waved to your neighbor over the fence while peeing in the backyard.

This is no big deal...unless it's a chain link fence, then you're a redneck.

[Royota]

... if your toilet has shocks.

^i always wanted an air-ride toilet with a 4link to the tank

[Royota]

...if you locked your keys in the truck outside of a Planned Parenthood... and you went inside to ask for a wire hanger!

[bleakhorizon]

You might be..... If your excited when someone gives you something that looks like this




lol....  IM guilty

[Cheesemaker]

Toby, I need a tetanus shot just from looking at those pictures!! 

[Stocker]

Looks like it was fished out of the ocean.... 

[Sparkplug]

What are you so excited about? Scrap prices are down a bit last time I checked

[bleakhorizon]

What are you so excited about? Scrap prices are down a bit last time I checked

its the only first gen 4x4 ive ever had lol.......

[Cheesemaker]

So, back to our regularly scheduled post!!



You know you're a redneck if....


You catch your driveway on fire!!!   

[bleakhorizon]

So, back to our regularly scheduled post!!



You know you're a redneck if....


You catch your driveway on fire!!!   

hay now..... It was a controlled burn.... better than smelling 10 year old fuel for who knows how long 

but nothing like 8 -10 foot flames in pure gravel to get your neighbors looking out the window.... lol

[unclejpl4x4]

HOA ?

[Cheesemaker]

If he was in a HOA, he would have been kicked out in short order!! 

[Royota]

speaking of HOA, you might be a redneck if your home owners association has a hitch on every trailer

you might be a redneck if your "cell phone" has a PA and 40 channels

[Cheesemaker]

speaking of HOA, you might be a redneck if your home owners association has a hitch on every trailer   <---My wife's childhood!!

you might be a redneck if your "cell phone" has a PA and 40 channels  <--- Yup that was me!!!

Corrected in red!! 

[thilaka]

hi thnaks for your information i am neew to this community

[unclejpl4x4]

BUT whats a HOA