Are you a "Birther"?

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brainlessfool

#30
April 23, 2011, 08:12:32 AM
Quote from: Cheesemaker on April 21, 2011, 10:20:36 PM
But like I said, if he showed proof and it was real, the republicans aren't gonna accept it either way.   PERIOD!!  


Do, you think that the Democrats would risk their political future on a faked document, that has been proven its real.  Including finding the newspaper that announced the birth of Obama.  If it is faked, and the people find out, that would end the Democratic party.  That would be the end of them.  Forever.  They would never get another person to vote for them again.  Because he has to show proof of his BC to the Democratic Party and/or the Democratic Attorney.  

I disagree, a long form B/C would be accepted. PERIOD!! this is all becuze there never been anyone seen it EVER!!
as far as the "faked/real" document, internet bs. yes its real. butt a cert. of live birth anit much. all it means is you,ve got a live baby there.
in the very early 60s Hawaaiwi had just been made a state. and wanted as meany resadnets. as they could get.
they would hand those C.O.L.B. out like party favers. in the state of Hawwwwiy today a C.O.L.B. can't be used to get a Hawiwwiiwin drivers lic. in Hawwywywywwi. so why should it servie for prouf for the highest off. in the land? I don't give a :pokinit: about his religen.
just want to know he's "nat. born".








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brainlessfool

#31
April 27, 2011, 07:08:25 AM
works for me. seams he's good to go. I accept it, bummed butt accept.
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abnormaltoy

#32
April 27, 2011, 07:23:32 AM
I loved the line in the Yahoo article, they said the President felt it was too distracting...BS, he wanted distraction.

I guess now he'll have to concentrate on defending his policies!








That ought to be a hoot!
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#33
April 27, 2011, 07:31:19 AM
Hmmmmmm.  Let's see.  Where do i want to be born from today.  I know, I'll be from Spain today, the architecture is amazing there.  I'll just print up a birth certificate on my computer.

abnormaltoy

#34
April 27, 2011, 07:36:03 AM
Hater!
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I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
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#35
April 27, 2011, 08:12:28 AM
I agree completely with Rocksurfer about getting us into things and not being able to flush.  Then again, this is only my opinion.  That is why there are all the political parties and (options) on who to vote for.  One person I may not agree with, might be the candidate for someone else.

blackdiamond

#36
April 27, 2011, 11:26:28 AM
The birth certificate should be really easy to verify now that it's been made available.  It'll be interesting to see how much more time is wasted on this issue.  I'm expecting that a good share of the "birthers" will claim it's a false document until the government gives them an all expenses paid trip to Hawaii to see the records for themselves.

Note: I'm not a supporter, just entertainted at the things people get wrapped around the axle about.
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abnormaltoy

#37
April 27, 2011, 11:28:50 AM
Quote from: blackdiamond on April 27, 2011, 11:26:28 AM
The birth certificate should be really easy to verify now that it's been made available.  It'll be interesting to see how much more time is wasted on this issue.  I'm expecting that a good share of the "birthers" will claim it's a false document until the government gives them an all expenses paid trip to Hawaii to see the records for themselves.

Note: I'm not a supporter, just entertainted at the things people get wrapped around the axle about.

I agree...this is the best reality show going.

You know who the first birther was...right?
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
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Stocker

#38
April 27, 2011, 11:37:18 AM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on April 27, 2011, 11:28:50 AM
You know who the first birther was...right?
No, but if I had to guess.... I'd say Joseph.  :headscratch:
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#39
April 27, 2011, 11:42:05 AM
Quote from: Stocker on April 27, 2011, 11:37:18 AM
No, but if I had to guess.... I'd say Joseph.  :headscratch:

doooood. Not quite so far back. The "birther" movement isn't a "vast right wing conspiracy"...it was first brought to a national forum by Madam Clinton during the primaries.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

Stocker

#40
April 27, 2011, 04:22:34 PM
 :smack: Well, you said the first... you didn't say the first "modern"...   :disturbed: 
Ah, that is too funny. I don't keep track but I bet it's not the first time The Madame has eaten crow. Or should.


Admit it -- if you were Joseph, you might have lingering doubts. (You're WHAT? We both know it wasn't me, so just who...? Oh, suuuure!!)
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#41
April 27, 2011, 04:31:54 PM
Quote from: Stocker on April 27, 2011, 04:22:34 PM
:smack: Well, you said the first... you didn't say the first "modern"...   :disturbed: 
Ah, that is too funny. I don't keep track but I bet it's not the first time The Madame has eaten crow. Or should.


Admit it -- if you were Joseph, you might have lingering doubts. (You're WHAT? We both know it wasn't me, so just who...? Oh, suuuure!!)

Just thank God, the Nat'l Enquirer wasn't around back then! Right there on the front page next to the Elvis had an alien-chimp baby story.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

Rocksurfer

#42
April 28, 2011, 09:32:54 PM
We'll be moving along now, lets see about those grades that got him into an Ivy-league college? :gap:
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#43
April 29, 2011, 01:54:44 AM
While not a birther i find it hillarious how terrible of a job they did on the PDF to fake it
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#44
April 29, 2011, 07:21:28 AM
Are thinking the forger went to the Dan Rather School of Document Creation?
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

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#45
April 29, 2011, 02:58:00 PM
should have just had a kid with a crayon draw it up lol
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#46
April 30, 2011, 04:57:31 PM
I agree with IronCLad.  I'll have my niece draw it with her crayons, it'll save me on ink on my computer.  Plus it will be more creative, and actually have some meaning. :driving:

peacesells

#47
April 30, 2011, 05:35:43 PM
Quote from: Rocksurfer on April 28, 2011, 09:32:54 PM
We'll be moving along now, lets see about those grades that got him into an Ivy-league college? :gap:

hahaha
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#48
May 02, 2011, 04:37:29 AM
Did we fake the moon landing? 
Did we fake the birth certificate?

Remember you said it, if we could have possibly faked the moon landing then it would be easy to fake a simple piece of paper.



What really happened at Roswell?
What really happened in Hawaii?

Oh really, I imagine if they could cover up aliens crashing on earth from outerspace then they could cover up where you were born.



Where is Biggie Smalls and Tupac?
Where is the real birth place?

All three still controversial and unsolved.



Then he had the gall to play an excerpt from The Lion King
Um guess what, Simba (The Lion King) was born in Africa like you were!

Almost like a slap in the face to us saying it without saying that he was born in Africa and he plans on being king.
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#49
May 03, 2011, 08:52:57 PM
Heres a good video where someone downloads the Birth Certificate PDF from the whitehouse's website and opens it in Adobe Illustrator and takes apart the layers. 

http://www.youtube.com/v/SVH3yNOYdHg
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#50
May 03, 2011, 09:20:53 PM
Quote from: Toymin8r on May 03, 2011, 08:52:57 PM
Heres a good video where someone downloads the Birth Certificate PDF from the whitehouse's website and opens it in Adobe Illustrator and takes apart the layers.  

http://www.youtube.com/v/SVH3yNOYdHg

I just duplicated everything he did in that video.

So the real question is, is it a poorly done fake that they intentionally left cookie crumb trails to follow, or is it just a poorly done fake and they didn't think anyone would figure this out?

My take on duplicating what he did in that video is they used dozens of different birth certificates to create this one. So did they want us to figure this out or not? ???

That, or its Acrobat creating the layers as it sees fit. I would need to play around with a variety of scanned documents to figure out if it would really go that extreme or not.
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#51
May 03, 2011, 09:53:27 PM
I also wonder why they chose that textured paper to photocopy it on to.
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#52
May 05, 2011, 04:41:24 PM
Adobe puts everything into layers.  Why don't you scan your birth certificate in and try it.



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#53
May 05, 2011, 05:36:09 PM
Quote from: Cheesemaker on May 05, 2011, 04:41:24 PM
Adobe puts everything into layers.  Why don't you scan your birth certificate in and try it.





he ani't gots one!  :gap:
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#54
May 05, 2011, 05:53:07 PM
Quote from: Cheesemaker on May 05, 2011, 04:41:24 PM
Adobe puts everything into layers.  Why don't you scan your birth certificate in and try it.





Ive scanned a lot of documents but never had it layer it with that many layers. Thats why I said at the end thats what probably happened.
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#55
May 05, 2011, 06:58:40 PM
There are so many different Adobe programs out there now. 
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#56
May 05, 2011, 07:15:30 PM
Quote from: Cheesemaker on May 05, 2011, 06:58:40 PM
There are so many different Adobe programs out there now. 

I know, I have 3 or 4 that I don't even know what they are for, haha. ???
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#57
May 06, 2011, 09:59:25 AM
I've got at least 3 just for photos alone.  Then there is another 4 just for the processing of documents, online sites, downloads and such.  I don't know what each one really does, except the photo ones, but my computer says in order to process this, I need this download. 
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