Author Topic: A JOKE (Read 2015 times)

kalb · « **on:** Nov 21, 2010, 06:23:24 PM »

There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, “I need a good guard dog.”
And the clerk replied, “Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.”
The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair.”
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, “Karate that table.” The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said “Karate my ass!”

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abnormaltoy · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 21, 2010, 06:37:19 PM »

Quote from: kalb on Nov 21, 2010, 06:23:24 PM

There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, “I need a good guard dog.”
And the clerk replied, “Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.”
The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair.”
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, “Karate that table.” The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said “Karate my ass!”

A thread for JOKES

http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=451.0

Toymin8r · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 21, 2010, 06:37:42 PM »

he beat me to it.

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 21, 2010, 06:38:19 PM »

Quote from: Toymin8r on Nov 21, 2010, 06:37:42 PM

he beat me to it.

I'm old...but, I'm spry!

Toymin8r · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 21, 2010, 06:46:39 PM »

Quote from: abnormaltoy on Nov 21, 2010, 06:38:19 PM

I'm old...but, I'm spry!

Is that your come on line at the bars?

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 21, 2010, 06:54:03 PM »

Quote from: Toymin8r on Nov 21, 2010, 06:46:39 PM

Is that your come on line at the bars?

That...and I see if they want to hold my cane!

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	Author Topic: A JOKE (Read 2015 times) 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. kalb Dusty Trails Turtle Points: 0 Posts: 0 Member since Oct '10 A JOKE « on: Nov 21, 2010, 06:23:24 PM » There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, “I need a good guard dog.” And the clerk replied, “Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.” The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair.” The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, “Karate that table.” The dog went up to the table and broke it in half. So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said “Karate my ass!” ______________________________________________________________________________ links of london bracelets Logged abnormaltoy Crawler Guru Turtle Points: 714 Posts: 640 Member since Jul '03 I'll do the thinnin' around here Baba Looey! Re: A JOKE « Reply #1 on: Nov 21, 2010, 06:37:19 PM » Quote from: kalb on Nov 21, 2010, 06:23:24 PM There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, “I need a good guard dog.” And the clerk replied, “Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.” The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair.” The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, “Karate that table.” The dog went up to the table and broke it in half. So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said “Karate my ass!” A thread for JOKES http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=451.0 Logged The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008 "It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment." Travis Tritt (I know!) Toymin8r 4WD Legend Turtle Points: 50 Posts: 929 Member since Dec '07 Re: A JOKE « Reply #2 on: Nov 21, 2010, 06:37:42 PM » he beat me to it. Logged YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU HAVE AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. Quote BeccaLoo24 – i can toss grown men.... so dont doubt me abnormaltoy Crawler Guru Turtle Points: 714 Posts: 640 Member since Jul '03 I'll do the thinnin' around here Baba Looey! Re: A JOKE « Reply #3 on: Nov 21, 2010, 06:38:19 PM » Quote from: Toymin8r on Nov 21, 2010, 06:37:42 PM he beat me to it. I'm old...but, I'm spry! Logged The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008 "It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment." Travis Tritt (I know!) Toymin8r 4WD Legend Turtle Points: 50 Posts: 929 Member since Dec '07 Re: A JOKE « Reply #4 on: Nov 21, 2010, 06:46:39 PM » Quote from: abnormaltoy on Nov 21, 2010, 06:38:19 PM I'm old...but, I'm spry! Is that your come on line at the bars? Logged YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU HAVE AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. Quote BeccaLoo24 – i can toss grown men.... so dont doubt me abnormaltoy Crawler Guru Turtle Points: 714 Posts: 640 Member since Jul '03 I'll do the thinnin' around here Baba Looey! Re: A JOKE « Reply #5 on: Nov 21, 2010, 06:54:03 PM » Quote from: Toymin8r on Nov 21, 2010, 06:46:39 PM Is that your come on line at the bars? That...and I see if they want to hold my cane! Logged The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008 "It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment." Travis Tritt (I know!)