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A horny man is rockwalking through the con, and notices a winopassed out on a rock. Temptation overcomes him, andhe decides to 'have his way' with the wino. After he finishes,he feels a little guilty, and decides to slip a $5.00 bill intothe pocket of the wino's pants.The next morning, the wino wakes up and finds the money in hispocket. He immediately goes to the nearest liquor store andtells the clerk, "Give me $5.00 worth of the cheapest wineyou've got!" The clerk returns with a gallon jug of wine, thewino pays for it and leaves. He then spends the rest of the dayback at his rock drinking.That night after the wino passed out, the horny man rock crawled byagain, and repeated the cycle from the night before. The nextmorning, the wino found the money in his pocket again, and againwent to the same liquor store and bought another gallon jug ofcheap wine, then spent the rest of the day drinking on his bench.This whole process continued nightly for over a week. One night,after finishing his business with the wino, the man felt especiallyguilty about his behavior, and slipped a $20.00 bill into the wino'spocket.The next morning, after finding the money, the wino proceeds tohis favorite liquor store and requests $20.00 of their finest wine.The clerk obliged and said, "Don't you usually come in here and get$5.00 of our cheapest wine?"To which the wino replied "Yeah, but I gotta quit drinking thatcheap stuff. It makes my ass hurt!"
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