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Award winning joke in Britain
« on: Aug 18, 2015, 09:16:13 PM »
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we

cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6
weeks, he  is looking for work.

 The German doctor says: "That's nothing. In Germany, we take
part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

 The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in an other's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for              work."

 The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Six years ago, we took a Muslim with no brains,
 no heart, no balls and made him
President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

           
This joke actually won an award for the best joke in world competition held in Britain!

 
 
 
 
 

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