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Turtle Conspiracy...
« on: Jun 22, 2009, 04:13:50 PM »
The turtles are a conspiracy from online internet companies..........

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They train you to click your mouse on moving objects.

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So when you're not on the forum, and you see a object moving;


You click on it.   

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Getting redirected to an Ad.......

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How much are those companies paying you BigMike? 

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Re: Turtle Conspiracy...
« Reply #1 on: Jun 22, 2009, 04:25:42 PM »
:rofl:   
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Re: Turtle Conspiracy...
« Reply #2 on: Jun 22, 2009, 04:25:58 PM »
:rofl:  :haha:   
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Re: Turtle Conspiracy...
« Reply #3 on: Jun 22, 2009, 05:14:09 PM »
Is that the story you're trying to pass off? Using poor innocent turtles to explain the porn links in your history file?
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Re: Turtle Conspiracy...
« Reply #4 on: Jun 22, 2009, 05:46:08 PM »
Quote from: abnormaltoy on Jun 22, 2009, 05:14:09 PM
Is that the story you're trying to pass off? Using poor innocent turtles to explain the porn links in your history file?


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Re: Turtle Conspiracy...
« Reply #5 on: Jun 22, 2009, 09:37:09 PM »
Quote from: abnormaltoy on Jun 22, 2009, 05:14:09 PM
Is that the story you're trying to pass off? Using poor innocent turtles to explain the porn links in your history file?

Just the evil turtles......
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Re: Turtle Conspiracy...
« Reply #6 on: Jun 23, 2009, 07:32:02 PM »
:rofl: How did clicking on the little turtles turn into porn?
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Re: Turtle Conspiracy...
« Reply #7 on: Jun 23, 2009, 07:34:28 PM »
Quote from: Rocksurfer on Jun 23, 2009, 07:32:02 PM
:rofl: How did clicking on the little turtles turn into porn?

I could come over and show you.  :yesnod: :eyebrow: :driving: :drooling: :drool:
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Re: Turtle Conspiracy...
« Reply #8 on: Jun 23, 2009, 07:56:19 PM »
Then don't click on this turtle there's a good sucker linked to this one...



« Last Edit: Jun 23, 2009, 08:04:12 PM by Rocksurfer »
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Re: Turtle Conspiracy...
« Reply #9 on: Jun 24, 2009, 05:22:02 PM »
I've been "suckered" by rocksurfer.  :yikes:
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Re: Turtle Conspiracy...
« Reply #10 on: Jun 24, 2009, 05:37:53 PM »
 click on it no porn :down:
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Re: Turtle Conspiracy...
« Reply #11 on: Jun 26, 2009, 03:21:43 PM »
Quote from: Rocksurfer on Jun 23, 2009, 07:32:02 PM
:rofl: How did clicking on the little turtles turn into porn?


I raise the BS flag!!!

Like you didn't already know.  :cheese:
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