Dirty Work

[Rocksurfer]

My wife yelled at me for not cleaning up after myself, here's how it went:

I did my daily job on the toilet, finished the paperwork, flushed and left.

Wife: "Why can't you clean the toilet when you get done?"

Self: "What?!, do you think I look at it when I'm done? I flush and leave."

Wife: "This is disgusting."

Self: "Why don't you call the guy on The Discovery Channel's Dirty Jobs and see if it qualifies for one of their shows?"

[Homefries]

That sounds exactly like me and my wife when I get the job done except the last time I went back in to clean up and it looked like a candy cane striping machine from Willy Wonka.

[junya92toy]

I once read a book about how to argue with a women and win. In this book it states there are 2 ways to do it. And neither one works!

[unclejpl4x4]

see there's a way 2 fix this problem.

This is what i do when there's leftover clingers.
Next time i got pee i just aim for them and then there gone

So just teller honey i will clean it just got wait till i got pee .......... problem fixed

[Rocksurfer]

I once read a book about how to argue with a women and win. In this book it states there are 2 ways to do it. And neither one works!

Must have been a small book.

[unclejpl4x4]

I once read a book about how to argue with a women and win. In this book it states there are 2 ways to do it. And neither one works!

you read the wrong book  that one was  published buy a woman.


SEE one is threaten not to pay her.
The other is to kill her and dump the body where it won't be found. 

[Rocksurfer]

you read the wrong book  that one was  published buy a woman.


The other is to kill her and dump the body where it won't be found. 

This one never works, you will be the 1st and only suspect. Everyone knows what happened and who did it when the wife turns up dead or missing.

[junya92toy]

Best thing is to just stay single, and find a FWB

[*** YELLER ***]

Bro seriously get a life or a hoby or a tv or something OMG

its not even close to round up time you cant talk about POO openly its gotta have merrit and meaning not just a ring around da tioty 


THAT IS ALL CARRY ON 


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[Rocksurfer]

Mind numbing isn't it? 

[iNfErNaL]

I had to read this thread while eating the meatball sub my wife just brought me  . . . Sickos ! ! ! , Ron , what if it overflows , don't you like look back to see if there are any monsters chasing you ? 

[Rocksurfer]

It's all by sound, if you don't hear the whooosh then it's plugged and you better turn back and check it.






Monsters, there's monsters in there!? Now I'm going to have a complex.

[mudguts]

My wife calls them racing stripes.