10,000 Shop Lifter...

Started by Lady Di, July 04, 2008, 02:02:33 PM

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Lady Di

July 04, 2008, 02:02:33 PM
...gets a prize and parade

Dutch store owner, sick of shoplifters, decides to give the 10,000th shoplifter a big prize, including party hat, cake and an in-store marching band.


http://consumerist.com//consumer/shoplifting/10000th-shoplifter-gets-parade-173398.php

That is funny as hell, I wish I knew what he was saying!


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abnormaltoy

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July 04, 2008, 03:25:53 PM
Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on July 04, 2008, 02:02:33 PM

That is funny as hell, I wish I knew what he was saying!


That one's easy...he said:

Hage, hage! Der flutter ich mineche ein toot, toot. Graben dei signe und comen wit mein. Here' s onze winnaar, het 10,000ste winkelheftoestel. Hier bent u prijzen, bloemen en een cake!
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July 04, 2008, 08:56:16 PM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on July 04, 2008, 03:25:53 PM
That one's easy...he said:

Hage, hage! Der flutter ich mineche ein toot, toot. Graben dei signe und comen wit mein. Here' s onze winnaar, het 10,000ste winkelheftoestel. Hier bent u prijzen, bloemen en een cake!


Uh..... Yeah thats what I thought he said too.  :ack:
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July 05, 2008, 07:04:24 AM
Another Toyota board has a Dutch member from Ridderkerk, The Netherlands.  I asked him about the video and got this reply:


"this is made as a commercial for one of the big supermarket chains in our country that's called HEMA.

The HEMA is well known for good quality at reasonable prices, they're a good store to buy cake and household goods...

As you may understand, it's a setup, it shows the friendlyness of the HEMA, which ( by experience ) is real, it's a real Dutch supermarket and they allways have made a good trade by having the prices right and being polite to the shopping public...

The manager congratulates her, she's the 10,000th shoplifter and he disses her just by giving her extra presents...

The sign on the door says ( it's not to translate literally,,,

In case of burglary we usually directly contact the police..."


Since he doesn't directly translate the audio for us, I'll go with abnormal's version....    :thumbs:
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