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Call the cops.
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Sell the house
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Higher a contractor to come and take the toilet with girl out, and put a new one in.
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leave her there, keep bringing food and water.
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What would you do??? Sell the house maybe?
« on: Mar 16, 2008, 08:21:32 AM »
Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years: sheriff
Updated Wed. Mar. 12 2008 7:53 PM ET

The Associated Press

WICHITA, Kan. -- Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years -- so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz of Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

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Re: What would you do??? Sell the house maybe?
« Reply #1 on: Mar 16, 2008, 08:25:48 AM »
id go on vacation, shed get up after a few days of no yummies

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Re: What would you do??? Sell the house maybe?
« Reply #2 on: Mar 16, 2008, 08:26:26 AM »
i may also continue to use that toilet.... :lipsrsealed:

shed move  :ha_ha:

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Re: What would you do??? Sell the house maybe?
« Reply #3 on: Mar 16, 2008, 08:29:24 AM »
What I wanna know is where the boyfriend used the bathroom? Did she just spread her legs or something?

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« Reply #4 on: Mar 16, 2008, 08:29:38 AM »
LOL I dont know dan, anywoman who would sit there so long her skin began to graph to the seat migh be crazy enough to sit there through your tactics!!  


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« Reply #5 on: Mar 16, 2008, 08:30:11 AM »
What I wanna know is where the boyfriend used the bathroom? Did she just spread her legs or something?




I dont know but I think some houses have more than one bathroom these days!!   


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Re: What would you do??? Sell the house maybe?
« Reply #6 on: Mar 16, 2008, 08:33:00 AM »

I dont know but I think some houses have more than one bathroom these days!!  


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Re: What would you do??? Sell the house maybe?
« Reply #7 on: Mar 16, 2008, 08:34:14 AM »
i eat a ton of roach coach mexican food, and a few monster energy drinks...no human can withstand that smell



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« Reply #8 on: Mar 16, 2008, 08:43:25 AM »
Is that the house dtb?   

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Re: What would you do??? Sell the house maybe?
« Reply #9 on: Mar 16, 2008, 08:44:04 AM »
Nah, I just peed outside.  I swear she wanted to stay in there!
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Re: What would you do??? Sell the house maybe?
« Reply #10 on: Mar 16, 2008, 08:49:32 AM »
Nah, I just peed outside.  I swear she wanted to stay in there!

You would  LOL



Actually  Iwould and do on ocassion, after growin up in the country sometimes going in the house is just too much!! 
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Re: What would you do??? Sell the house maybe?
« Reply #11 on: Mar 16, 2008, 08:53:36 AM »
I know sometimes when Im working in the garage.... :boozer:

that 25 foot walk all the way back to the house seems way too far
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 16, 2008, 09:10:16 AM »
LOL sad but true!!!
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Re: What would you do??? Sell the house maybe?
« Reply #13 on: Mar 16, 2008, 10:02:17 AM »
if I cant pee in my yard or if I see a muni bus... its time to sell and move away

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Re: What would you do??? Sell the house maybe?
« Reply #14 on: Mar 16, 2008, 10:25:46 AM »
The shop downstairs of my last place had this guy's jeep park in the back of the lot. When I was down in the shop I would go out and piss on his left front tire...I would say " hey it might work!"  Four months later the tires was flat and rotting away.. :rofl2:  Now one guy wants to see what I can to to the paint job on his EX-wife's car.. :ack:

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« Reply #15 on: Mar 16, 2008, 10:28:37 AM »
LOL some potent pee there!!!

When I lived on the ranch we had a nice big deck and sometimes when I was relaxing watching tv I would go pee off the deck just for the pure enjoyment of the nice breeze!!
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« Reply #16 on: Mar 16, 2008, 10:35:31 AM »
LOL some potent pee there!!!

When I lived on the ranch we had a nice big deck and sometimes when I was relaxing watching tv I would go pee off the deck just for the pure enjoyment of the nice breeze!!
there is just some kind of primal appeal to peeing on the ground.....the feeling i get from a urinal or toilet is meager at best  :yupyup:
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Re: What would you do??? Sell the house maybe?
« Reply #17 on: Mar 16, 2008, 10:53:01 AM »
there is just some kind of primal appeal to peeing on the ground.....the feeling i get from a urinal or toilet is meager at best  :yupyup:

:yesnod:  I'll frequently step outside and pee rather than walk the 10 feet to my toilet.  Why flush when I can go outside and feel the breeze on my junk?

I've had atrophy in one of my legs before, and I don't think there's anything so traumatic that I'd willingly go through that again  :nope:
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Re: What would you do??? Sell the house maybe?
« Reply #18 on: Mar 16, 2008, 11:56:30 AM »
After an hour or so...I'd have called 911, this woman obviously has issues (the guy don't seem all there either). I would move while she's in the hospital, move out of state and hope the "black hole of emotional need" never finds me.
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Re: What would you do??? Sell the house maybe?
« Reply #19 on: Mar 16, 2008, 12:00:09 PM »
there is just some kind of primal appeal to peeing on the ground.....the feeling i get from a urinal or toilet is meager at best  :yupyup:

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Re: What would you do??? Sell the house maybe?
« Reply #20 on: Mar 16, 2008, 05:06:38 PM »
after the first day i would have called the police, that or drug her outside with all of her stuff and told her to never come back

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Re: What would you do??? Sell the house maybe?
« Reply #21 on: Mar 16, 2008, 05:12:45 PM »
I pee out side every chance i get. some times i pee of the front porch
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« Reply #22 on: Mar 16, 2008, 05:26:59 PM »
Absolutely! I stand, legs spread to a splatter proof width, fists on my hips (ala Superman) and declare to all that hear me...I am Master of all I survey! And if my daughter's Italian Greyhound is within range...so much the better!


See Im more of a speller/target shooter.  You know try and hit the spiders and bugs, or see what you can draw/spell in the dirt/snow!
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« Reply #23 on: Mar 17, 2008, 08:17:51 AM »
I pee out side every chance i get. some times i pee of the front porch
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« Reply #24 on: Mar 17, 2008, 11:30:09 PM »

See Im more of a speller/target shooter.  You know try and hit the spiders and bugs, or see what you can draw/spell in the dirt/snow!

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« Reply #25 on: Mar 18, 2008, 12:17:07 AM »
I voted leave her there and keep bringing her food and water, however would also be selling tickets to come see the worlds dumbest person sitting on the thrown!

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« Reply #26 on: Mar 18, 2008, 03:14:15 AM »


Me like to pee outside too!
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« Reply #28 on: Mar 18, 2008, 05:55:34 AM »
What I wanna know is where the boyfriend used the bathroom? Did she just spread her legs or something?



:slap: I guess it doesn't say in this article, but in the article I read it said they had a second bathroom :shake:
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« Reply #29 on: Mar 18, 2008, 06:48:32 AM »
I vote the b-friend is an idiot for not getting help sooner, like within the first 24 hours!!
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