Ah, it was titled: various items, unbeatable prices!
This is the body: Lots of great electronics items, jewelry, and dvd's. Great selection of power tools, too!
Most items came from various homes in the Durham area. Don't worry that these are stolen goods, the low prices should MORE than compensate for it. We also have a 1967 Piper Cherokee 140 Airplane that we stole from some dumb prick at East Nicholas International Airport. Damaged surface-to-air missile launcher-detection software, but otherwise a great buy, only $15,000.
If you are the police, go away, we've already had enough of your freakin' meddling in our business. Serious buyers ONLY. We take food stamps on items over $130,000. NO TRADES for any goods, except willing to take Croatian slaves in trade for the Xbox 360 with 24 games looted from 129 Lubbrock Avenue last month. Happy Arbor Day!
Had this pic at the bottom too..