funny craigslist post

[brockbuilt85]

> > Subject: FW: THIS IS
> > FUNNY AS HELL! Craig's List from NE
> > Portland ((ACTUAL POSTING FROM CRAIG'S
> > LIST))


To the woman that crapped in my car... ( NE Portland
> > ) We met on Craig's List so I am hoping that this post finds you.
I know
> > that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have
> > ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.
I thought we had
> > chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking
> > the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there.
I found
> > you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with
> > you. At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost.
It
> > just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car.
Please
> > don't feel bad.
The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that
> > said "First dates are always a crap shoot.
Call me" was meant to be funny, not
> > offensive. I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions.
The
> > first time I did it was very memorable.
It happened when I was five and sitting
> > on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese.
I probably win 95%
> > of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time.
That's why they
> > call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants.
In
> > fact, I am impressed by your boldness.
The timing on the other hand, could have
> > been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather
> > seat... What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I
> > would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is
> > high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.
I await your call,
> > Tad P.S.
- If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening
> > early...Touché...

[jrock]

Wow.  Good find.

[88Rokyoat]

  awesome

[Wermz84]

Holy crap that is funny.


I doubt it is real, but it sure is a funny read.

[abnormaltoy]

She must be reeeeeeeeally hot or he hasn't had any for a long, if ever, time!

[TacoRunner]

Oh thats a good one.

[TheCookieMonster]

wow  ... leave it to an Oregon craigslist post

[Cheesemaker]

I love reading CG posts!! 

[83yotachad]

 

[Wermz84]

She must be reeeeeeeeally hot or he hasn't had any for a long, if ever, time!

Or, perhaps he is a fecophiliac       

[Mavericks]

He really drives home the gambling on a fart point, really gross,(fecophiliac?) but really funny!!

[peacesells]

Ive crapped my pants a few times to get out of bad dates, whats the big deal??