funny and disturbing craigslist post

Started by kneedownnate, August 19, 2007, 11:14:11 PM

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kneedownnate

RIP KYOTA

You can go through life being scared of the possible, or you can have a little fun and tease the inevitable.

Give a man venison, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to hunt Blacktail, he'll be frustrated for life!

Tallchevy

:angry: My child is an honor student at Anton Levay's School of Satanic Arts :angry:

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kneedownnate

Ah, it was titled:  various items, unbeatable prices!

This is the body:  Lots of great electronics items, jewelry, and dvd's. Great selection of power tools, too!


Most items came from various homes in the Durham area. Don't worry that these are stolen goods, the low prices should MORE than compensate for it. We also have a 1967 Piper Cherokee 140 Airplane that we stole from some dumb prick at East Nicholas International Airport. Damaged surface-to-air missile launcher-detection software, but otherwise a great buy, only $15,000.

If you are the police, go away, we've already had enough of your freakin' meddling in our business. Serious buyers ONLY. We take food stamps on items over $130,000. NO TRADES for any goods, except willing to take Croatian slaves in trade for the Xbox 360 with 24 games looted from 129 Lubbrock Avenue last month. Happy Arbor Day!

Had this pic at the bottom too..
RIP KYOTA

You can go through life being scared of the possible, or you can have a little fun and tease the inevitable.

Give a man venison, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to hunt Blacktail, he'll be frustrated for life!

Tallchevy

Thats funny  :rofl2: but not if the stealing part is true  :shake:
:angry: My child is an honor student at Anton Levay's School of Satanic Arts :angry:

87 4Runner redo
http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=41959.0
87 Toyota 4Runner, SAS Rig Gallery
http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=29877.msg3

jimbo74

Quote from: Tallchevy350 on August 19, 2007, 11:34:39 PM
Thats funny  :rofl2: but not if the stealing part is true  :shake:

even if the stealing part is true, thats more funny... lets tell the cops where they can find all our stuff at.... lol
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jimbo74

:usa:

The cost of freedom is always high, but Americans have always paid it. And one path we shall never choose, and that is the path of surrender, or submission.

~ John F. Kennedy ~