One of the criminals I work with: Hey bra (I think this is slang for bro?), let me borrow your truck so I can go get my brand new quad I bought for $100 (gee, could it possibly be stolen?).
Me: No. I don't lend out my vehicles to anybody. What kinda quad is it?
OotcIww: It's an 04 kawi. Dude (criminal slang for anybody who hasn't quite been elevated to bra status) bought it but doesn't use it, so he said he'd sell it to me for $100.
Me: Hmm, sounds stolen
I could go on, but you can probably guess the rest. When we still lived at home I was forced to let my brother drive my truck, and later found out that he drove it like it was stolen :head_shake: . No respsect.