What have people tried to borrow from you?

[Blingn]

I just got home from taking FFC lunch when some high school students came up to my door and asked to use my trailer.  They wanted to use it for their float.    I dont even know them.  I just cant believe that someone would ask to use something so big.    
I have had a neighbor borrow a lawnmower before but come on!

[Lady Di]

We had some weirdo in the neighborhood a couple month ago, never seen the guy before. He was riding a bicycle around the neighborhood with this story about wanting to make some money mowing lawns.
He said the guy on the corner (who we also don't know) agreed to allow him to mow his lawn if he could get a lawn mower and asks us if we had one he could borrow!
When we said no he went across the street to the neighbors and I called the cops.
Seems the cops had been looking for him for some time.

[*FFC*]

People....

[MR_DIY]

someone tried to borrow my old rig once to attempt a mud hole. 

mud... are you freaking kidding me   

[kneedownnate]

One of the criminals I work with:  Hey bra (I think this is slang for bro?), let me borrow your truck so I can go get my brand new quad I bought for $100 (gee, could it possibly be stolen?). 

Me:  No.  I don't lend out my vehicles to anybody.  What kinda quad is it?

OotcIww:  It's an 04 kawi.  Dude (criminal slang for anybody who hasn't quite been elevated to bra status) bought it but doesn't use it, so he said he'd sell it to me for $100.

Me:  Hmm, sounds stolen

I could go on, but you can probably guess the rest.  When we still lived at home I was forced to let my brother drive my truck, and later found out that he drove it like it was stolen :head_shake: .  No respsect.