Need your help bad!

[cruzila]

I've never written anything like this to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the front as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the back, as if she has gotten out and walked around the house. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Sportster next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover.






















So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer? 

[jimbo74]

probably shouldnt be too bad to work on.... i have heard bikes are way easier than cars

[Lady Di]

 

[*FFC*]

 

[79coyotefrg]

i think i speak for  most of us  when i say     



but,   coming from experience,   DIVORCE THE FEMALE PREGNANT DOG   

and  have the dealer fix  that leak,  its under warranty right 



ps,   get  one of those deer  camera's  hunters use,  hide it in the bushes,   so you aint gotta  squat 

[cruzila]

haha you said squat

[Lady Di]

 

[toyman1994]

Damn, and just when I thought I didn't have anything to worry about due to being away from home...

is there any late night service departments close by..

[mudmaster]

 

[MiniSimp]

Aw man! I was ready to jump in the 4Runner and head your way!

[79coyotefrg]

Aw man! I was ready to jump in the 4Runner and head your way!

because she was cheetin  or cause the valve cover was leakin 

[MiniSimp]

Cause the valve cover was leaking!

[Cheesemaker]

I wouldn't worry, a "TRUE" Harley leaks oil!  A friend threw a big bash onetime, because his Harley had spotted it's first drop of oil!  It was a glorious day!

[kneedownnate]

I wouldn't worry, a "TRUE" Harley leaks oil!  A friend threw a big bash onetime, because his Harley had spotted it's first drop of oil!  It was a glorious day!

I'm assuming the party was announced within 15 minutes of him bringing it home

[DTB]

I wouldn't worry, a "TRUE" Harley leaks oil!  A friend threw a big bash onetime, because his Harley had spotted it's first drop of oil!  It was a glorious day!

Q: Did you hear about the new Harley toy motorcycle thats due out at Christmas???
































A: You wind it up and it squirts oil!!! 

[abnormaltoy]

I'd sell it and get a good bike!

[Willy Mammoth]

Take my advice the motorcycle problem would be much cheaper to fix. :wink wink:

[Rocksurfer]

Dang things are always leaking oil when you aren't watching them closely, I say take her behind the barn, shoot her and then replace her with a fast and loose oriental.

[Cheesemaker]

I'd take a Harley over any ricer anyday!  It's not about speed, but enjoying the ride, and taking in the sights!  The faster you go, the harder you hit the ground when you crash! 

I'll go along with Willy on this one!  Hell, when she's gone, screw in a red light into the porch light and make it the red light district!  And go buy a big ass pimp hat!  That way you can get some money out of the deal!  And make enough to fix the Harley!  Or maybe get another one! 



































Bike that is!

[Lowrider]

DTB.

[kneedownnate]

Q: Did you hear about the new Harley toy motorcycle thats due out at Christmas???
































A: You wind it up and it squirts oil!!! 

Laughed my effen ass off!  No really, hardleys are good....






















































...boat anchors.

It's what it's about to you.  If you're about speed, you get a fast bike.  If you're about reliable cruising, you get a metric cruiser.  If you're worried about what people think about you, and how much money they think you have, you buy a harley!

I love bikes, but I hate hardleys with a passion!

[red]

Laughed my effen ass off!  No really, hardleys are good...




...boat anchors.

It's what it's about to you.  If you're about speed, you get a fast bike.  If you're about reliable cruising, you get a metric cruiser.  If you're worried about what people think about you, and how much money they think you have, you buy a harley!

I love bikes, but I hate hardleys with a passion!

i agree completely. i ride an 06 honda shadow, 1400 miles in 3.5 weeks with a mix of street/short highway (i ride it for school and work). plus i work at midland powersports, biggest motorcycle, 4 wheeler, and other atv place in midland, so i get to test ride just about everything.

[*FFC*]

i agree completely. i ride an 06 honda shadow, 1400 miles in 3.5 weeks with a mix of street/short highway (i ride it for school and work). plus i work at midland powersports, biggest motorcycle, 4 wheeler, and other atv place in midland, so i get to test ride just about everything.

That's my dream bike

[red]

That's my dream bike

wonderful to ride. i'd like a 750 but didnt have the money at the time for one. oh well, the 600cc still takes off good, easy to maintain (unlike a polaris 400cc 4 wheeler), cheap to maintain (not including my discounts), and reliable. not to mention i get alot of compliments on how good it looks, i'm not used to having a vehicle that looks good, kinda making me wish i was single again lol.