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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #90 on: May 17, 2007, 01:22:13 PM »
Quote from: TacoStewie on May 17, 2007, 07:58:45 AM
i herd that she is getting 23 days in a gail that is for cops, famous people and other people that are better that the rest of us.   she got 23 days for good behavor for just showing up to her court date.  WTF she has not even gone to gail yet and is getting good behavor.


but i would still hit it


 :psss:  ..... I think you mean JAIL! Unless you are talking about some gal name Gail, then that doesn't make sense.
And that is a bunch of BULL :pokinit:  23 days! Days off for good behavior!! And you would still hit it!!! :rofl:
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #91 on: May 17, 2007, 01:29:41 PM »
I'm just waiting for the video of Paris and the judge that sentenced her to surface on the net.....  :eek:
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #92 on: May 18, 2007, 01:32:04 PM »
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Normally, I won't talk about a man's dog or his taste in women...but, the phrase in quotes above is just how she thinks...it all about her. She is a vacuous, self absorbed blight on our culture. You could get the same, or better, sexual and intellectual stimulation from a 5lb chunk of liver that had been left on the rear package shelf of a '57 Chevy for a week...unrefrigerated. You could go to the "Idiot Assed Crack Whores of America" convention, blindly throw a rock into a crowd and you'd likely hit a person with more worth.

Abnormaltoy...You, my friend think exactly like I do.

I've actually just spent more time reading this thread than I've spent in my entire life thinking about this useless, narcisitic (sp?) waste of a person. She has IMHO no useful value to society. Throw her dumb-ass in jail, and forget about it.

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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #93 on: May 18, 2007, 01:53:47 PM »
Quote from: germ on May 18, 2007, 01:32:04 PM
Abnormaltoy...You, my friend think exactly like I do.

I've actually just spent more time reading this thread than I've spent in my entire life thinking about this useless, narcisitic (sp?) waste of a person. She has IMHO no useful value to society. Throw her dumb-ass in jail, and forget about it.

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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #94 on: May 18, 2007, 01:56:14 PM »
Quote from: abnormaltoy on May 18, 2007, 01:53:47 PM
Are you a grumpy old curmudgeon too?  :rofl2:

:turtle3: point cause you made me grab my dictionary..   :yupyup:     


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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #95 on: May 18, 2007, 02:01:14 PM »
Quote from: Wermz84 on May 18, 2007, 01:56:14 PM
:turtle3: point cause you made me grab my dictionary..   :yupyup:     




Gee, thanks!
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #96 on: May 18, 2007, 02:01:59 PM »
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:turtle3: point cause you made me grab my dictionary..   :yupyup:     



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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #97 on: May 18, 2007, 02:11:50 PM »
Quote from: abnormaltoy on May 18, 2007, 01:53:47 PM
Are you a grumpy old curmudgeon too?  :rofl2:

so what does it mean cause i dont have one of those books that tells you the meaning of things
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #98 on: May 18, 2007, 02:13:50 PM »
Quote from: TacoStewie on May 18, 2007, 02:11:50 PM
so what does it mean cause i dont have one of those books that tells you the meaning of things

I could probably have left off grumpy...but curmudgeon is a crusty old fart, a grumpy old man.
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #99 on: May 18, 2007, 02:16:00 PM »
stew, you dont need one of thos book things we gots intardnet www.merriam-webster.com

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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #100 on: May 18, 2007, 02:49:40 PM »
so now it is time for people to stop makin fun of my girl friend
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #101 on: May 18, 2007, 02:51:54 PM »
Quote from: TacoStewie on May 18, 2007, 02:49:40 PM
so now it is time for people to stop makin fun of my girl friend


I have never said anything about your right hand!
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #102 on: May 18, 2007, 02:58:00 PM »
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Are you a grumpy old curmudgeon too?   

Hey....I resemble that remark....
 
 
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #103 on: May 18, 2007, 03:00:42 PM »
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so now it is time for people to stop makin fun of my girl friend

Everyone has a purpose in life. I'd say your girlfriends is "        Receptacle"
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #104 on: May 18, 2007, 03:00:58 PM »
Quote from: germ on May 18, 2007, 02:58:00 PM
Hey....I resemble that remark....
 
 


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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #105 on: May 18, 2007, 03:04:44 PM »
Quote from: germ on May 18, 2007, 03:00:42 PM
Everyone has a purpose in life. I'd say your girlfriends is "        Receptacle"


Oh goody! I love fill in the blank games. Let's see...electrical, waste...what else could there be?
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #106 on: May 18, 2007, 03:06:27 PM »
Like playing hangman...

3 letter word

Will also accept a synonym that has 5 letters
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #107 on: May 18, 2007, 03:10:06 PM »
Quote from: germ on May 18, 2007, 03:06:27 PM
Like playing hangman...

3 letter word

Will also accept a synonym that has 5 letters

I was thinking...Richard for some reason.
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #108 on: May 18, 2007, 03:12:15 PM »
There are actually several synonyms, containing 3, 4 and 5 letters. There is also a "correct" term, which contains about 9 letters.

Any guesses?
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #109 on: May 18, 2007, 03:17:18 PM »
Quote from: germ on May 18, 2007, 03:12:15 PM
There are actually several synonyms, containing 3, 4 and 5 letters. There is also a "correct" term, which contains about 9 letters.

Any guesses?

Maybe a naval service man? Or something like Plankton's restaurant the "Chum Bucket"? Something similar to the old New Orleans NBA team...the Jazz?
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« Reply #110 on: May 18, 2007, 03:37:24 PM »
You sir are quite the word smith. I applaud you in your creativity. Bravo!
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #111 on: May 18, 2007, 03:43:48 PM »
Quote from: germ on May 18, 2007, 03:37:24 PM
You sir are quite the word smith. I applaud you in your creativity. Bravo!

Thank you  :rofl2:
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #112 on: May 18, 2007, 03:56:04 PM »
yep, my naval service man
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #113 on: May 18, 2007, 04:39:23 PM »
Fixed it for you :haha:

Quote from: germ on May 18, 2007, 03:00:42 PM
Everyone has a purpose in life. I'd say your girlfriends is " :pokinit:  Receptacle"
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #114 on: May 18, 2007, 04:54:29 PM »
You guys are all funny.   :rofl:


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« Reply #115 on: May 18, 2007, 04:58:43 PM »
Swimmers, egg beaters, tadpoles
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« Reply #116 on: May 19, 2007, 06:30:25 AM »
how about now :jail:
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« Reply #117 on: May 19, 2007, 04:06:04 PM »
She's got till June 5 to report to jail... I guess her tan will be lacking this summer. :shake:
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« Reply #118 on: May 19, 2007, 05:20:00 PM »
Quote from: TRHS1980 on May 19, 2007, 04:06:04 PM
She's got till June 5 to report to jail... I guess her tan will be lacking this summer. :shake:

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