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i caught my dad with my gf
« on: Nov 10, 2010, 12:23:21 AM »


I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask

http://www.flyingcracker.com/Images/gfchamp.jpg






























stolen from another board.... funny tho lol


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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #1 on: Nov 10, 2010, 01:19:32 AM »
You almost got me. If that ever happend to me, it'd be bye bye dad and girlfriend, hello bar and bottles. You can get new girlfriend. And if your dad's that messed up, well sad to say but your better off with out him and so is the rest the family.
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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #2 on: Nov 10, 2010, 01:23:45 AM »
Hah sorry I'm drunk and posted right up with out lookin at the picture.
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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #3 on: Nov 10, 2010, 08:17:13 AM »
thats a tough call dude..super chapped that ur dad did that and ur gf too... times will get better give it time u ill find another chick.. ha that pic is weak.. u had me going for a sec.. i clicked on it a few times thinking it loaded the wrong pic hahahahaha
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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #4 on: Nov 10, 2010, 08:49:18 AM »
id be pissed, dopnt spoil my gf, with ur crappy meat
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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #5 on: Nov 10, 2010, 09:45:11 AM »
Ha I shoulda looked at who posted also. Cuz bleak is married.
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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #6 on: Nov 10, 2010, 02:30:17 PM »
"small white,petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me" I read that and thought something was up, but I read on and when I clicked the picture I couldn't hold back   :haha:

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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #7 on: Nov 10, 2010, 03:21:47 PM »
pretty damn good.  i was wondering how you held back from kickin azz in the first place.   here's a beer for the laugh.   :beer: :beerchug:
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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #8 on: Nov 10, 2010, 04:29:25 PM »
yeah, I told my wife the story, she said she woulda been long gone... then I showed her the picture. she thought it was pretty funny
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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #9 on: Nov 10, 2010, 04:34:41 PM »
Just when I was gonna ask for the link to the noodie pics of said girlfriend....
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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #10 on: Nov 11, 2010, 12:12:12 AM »
Just when I was gonna ask for the link to the noodie pics of said girlfriend....
haha there are pics lol..just not the girl.. just her tools  :gap:
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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #11 on: Nov 11, 2010, 03:13:19 AM »
This is awesome.  Total props to you.

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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #12 on: Nov 11, 2010, 04:55:59 AM »
:rofl: you had me goin to.. thats awesome
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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #13 on: Nov 11, 2010, 04:58:39 AM »
When I first started reading your post I was thinking, no way, this straight up Jerry springer action! You had me fooled, that was to funny!!! :beerchug:

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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #14 on: Nov 11, 2010, 06:36:19 AM »
Ha I shoulda looked at who posted also. Cuz bleak is married.

The first line told me that it wasn't about him.   :rofl2:
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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #15 on: Nov 11, 2010, 12:10:09 PM »
The first line told me that it wasn't about him.   :rofl2:

hay now.... you work at the c factory,  you know how promiscuous those people are lol...  i could have a girl on the side lol.... not that i have the time
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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #16 on: Nov 11, 2010, 08:11:36 PM »
hay now.... you work at the c factory,  you know how promiscuous those people are lol...  i could have a girl on the side lol.... not that i have the time

Especially those freaky ones that work graveyard!!  :rofl2: :yupyup: :rofl2:

I could tell ya stories of the ones that hit on the cheese dept guys, but your wife probably already told you all about that crazy ass :pokinit:
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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #17 on: Nov 11, 2010, 08:38:00 PM »
sounds like this thread is getting cheesy

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Re: i caught my dad with my gf
« Reply #18 on: Nov 12, 2010, 05:35:51 AM »
Stories lke this make me wanna go stick my meat in my gf just to make sure.
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