lol You wish, youd fall in love.
Actually I have 5 acres so I suppose you could find a place to put a bender slab.
Im tellin' ya just pore a slab in the fron yard and when the bender isnt on it put a bird bath on it! Just make sure you do the bending when the Mrs. isnt home. Just think as long as she doesnt know she'll think you put in a bird bath for her to enjoy.