I want to wake up from this horrific nightmare.
I'm a right wing conservative cordless hole puncher carrying radical patriot.
![Beer Chug\'n :beerchug:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/beerchug.gif)
Living with less is what they're saying and promoting......
![Yikes :yikes:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/yikes.gif)
My living nightmare says... get ready for some shock 'n awe and a big dose of real life DESTITUTION!!
My 30 rolls of extra TP has been shipped!!
![Ha Ha :haha:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/haha.gif)
My wife said if we run out of coffee she'll trade me in on a real prepper!!
![Smack! :smack:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/smack.gif)
Gnarls.
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