Mike if you think it's bad there. Try driving a Yoda up here.
About a month ago, I found some teens with dad's F150, Chevy1500 and a Dodge 3500 dually buried to the frames just off the back of a warehouse parking lot. Cost them $2000 for me to winch them all off the grass and on to the pavement. As I was leaving with the cash, I was sure to tell the guys with the trucks that I would have got them all out for free, if their buddy with the civic had not told me I should take my fudge packed sausage sucking self and my piece of poop truck and fornicate off when I first drove up. The girls confirmed my story and I left so I would not have to give statements to the cops about his getting beat. I am sure he got beat.