It's "The Man"! Conspiracy Thread...

[H8PVMNT]

Might as well start a conspiracy thread. Preferably your very own thoughts and observations though.  Big, small, local, world, whatever.  Your own conspiracy you are inflicting on the world or what you see around you.  Links are OK, personal thoughts better.

I have no links or other data, but for my 1st contribution:

So the price of beef is spooky high. The only way we can afford to eat it in our house regularly it is to grow/butcher our own.   I know a lot of people buying way less beef now, eating more pork & chicken. Pork then went up as supply and demand shifted. Chicken was still sort of cheap but now we have this AVIAN FLU!

Does the timing seem fishy to anyone else?   

It's the man for sure!

[H8PVMNT]

On a more local level:

I live on the edge of a little unincorporated hamlet populated by mostly liars.  No lie  . 

They will lie about big stuff, small stuff, stuff that doesn't even matter. They cover for each other when they know who did what. You can see something with your own two eyes and someone seeing the very same thing at the same time will know the truth and still lie to you about it immediately after if it serves their purposes.  The rest of the liars will back them up, without fail.  The lies are confirmed to the majority by gossip, then the gossip becomes the official local record.  Anyone who has lived there for two generations or more can tell any lie they want and it will be considered truth. The cops even participate in it too.

I have lived in several places in my short 39 years of living but I have never seen anything like it in any other community.

Do they hold secret liars meetings?  Is there some agreed upon code of conduct about what kinds of things to lie about?  What the heck?!   

[Stocker]

I have lived in several places in my short 39 years if living but I have never seen anything like it in any other community.

What the heck?!

Time to move back to one of those other places. Sure sounds like it would be an improvement over the rat-hole you're in now. 

[H8PVMNT]

I have considered it.  We are kind of committed to our current location to accomplish our goal of debt free living for at least a few years though.  Also it's really pretty here and the fishing is outstanding.

A few of the old locals actually wonder why they can't get anyone to stay and grow the town...

OK I've added a conspiracy and blown off steam.

Somebody else add something so this isn't just my ranting.   

[Stocker]

I'm not much of a conspiracy theorist. I don't see black helicoptors or hobgoblins behind every other tree. Let's just say I have a healthy skepticism when it comes to our elected oaficials and most of what they claim to be doing "on our behalf".

If something in particular comes to mind, I'll post it.

[abnormaltoy]

I'm not much of a conspiracy theorist. I don't see black helicoptors or hobgoblins behind every other tree. Let's just say I have a healthy skepticism when it comes to our elected oaficials and most of what they claim to be doing "on our behalf".

Every time "they" say something is for my own good...I feel like I'm going to get a digital exam with both of their hands on my shoulders. 

[Stocker]

^^  I can relate!!!   

[86bobbedtoy]

I LIKE THIS THREAD!!  Well on a rant, dumb asses can now become teachers, conspiracy you say? well they want the next generations to be dumb to the lib crap and support it, gonna be a bunch of trans gender tree/shrub hugging douches that hate the constitution, they will prob pass a law stating its illegal to support it

[H8PVMNT]

I remember when I was a kid some kids did some sports, some others, some worked or went varmint hunting or hacked through the swamp after school like me... 

Now days it seems every kid HAS to be in every sport and after school program there is or they and their family is outcast.  The public school has become the absolute center of the universe around here.  No family time whatsoever and all the kids are burnt out from constant travel and 14 hour days.

What is that all about?  Some grand design to replace family with the state and keep kids so busy they never learn to think for themselves or just busy lifestyle choices?

I think it's the man...

[kneedownnate]

All this while teaching them there are no winners or losers, only participants!  Awarding mediocrity is becoming the new american way...

[BigMike]

I was a groomsmen in my buddy's wedding last month and met some friends of the bride including a really nice Japanese guy who is a pilot for Delta. He is young, probably late 20s, and currently flying smaller prop type Delta planes. So I asked him about security protocols, what happens when a pilot or co-pilot needs to use the bathroom (it's a relatively complicated process), and was curious of cockpit security changes since 9/11 but knew he was too young for much feedback on this.

Then I started asking him what would happen if they deviated even slightly from their path. He said air traffic control would quickly ask what's going on. I also asked about black boxes, and backups to the backups....

...alllllll leading to------- The missing Malaysian flights. I could tell he wasn't one to spread rumors or talk bad about others (most Japanese are this way), but he told me in a quite voice that it's all B.S. and there is NO WAY in his opinion as a professional pilot that a plane can just go missing. He said it has to be 100% impossible.

Inside job by "the man"? Any pilots here have feedback on how a Boeing 777 can simply go missing on a whim?

[abnormaltoy]

I was a groomsmen in my buddy's wedding last month and met some friends of the bride including a really nice Japanese guy who is a pilot for Delta. He is young, probably late 20s, and currently flying smaller prop type Delta planes. So I asked him about security protocols, what happens when a pilot or co-pilot needs to use the bathroom (it's a relatively complicated process), and was curious of cockpit security changes since 9/11 but knew he was too young for much feedback on this.

Then I started asking him what would happen if they deviated even slightly from their path. He said air traffic control would quickly ask what's going on. I also asked about black boxes, and backups to the backups....

...alllllll leading to------- The missing Malaysian flights. I could tell he wasn't one to spread rumors or talk bad about others (most Japanese are this way), but he told me in a quite voice that it's all B.S. and there is NO WAY in his opinion as a professional pilot that a plane can just go missing. He said it has to be 100% impossible.

Inside job by "the man"? Any pilots here have feedback on how a Boeing 777 can simply go missing on a whim?

Hmm, it could be flown at sea surface levels to a country sympathetic to any of a dozen terrorist groups...Somalia perhaps. Somalia has a little history of piracy...right?

[H8PVMNT]

OK I got a new one.  We had an article in out local paper of a certain political persuasion praising a newly developed vaccine for prairie dogs that makes them immune to the plague.  Now I love to shoot them and they are fun to watch.  The local ranchers have all kinds of trouble with them.  They make big holes that injure cattle and horses and they strip the grass almost flush with the ground making grazing land useless. They sometimes poison them, which works OK.  Shooting them almost does nothing to the population they are so prolific.  The only time the ranchers truly get a break is when they plague out every 10 years or so.  Then a year or two later they start creeping in and populating again and the cycle goes on and on, the land becomes nearly worthless for a while, repeat...

So if these things get immunized how long will it be until all the grazing land is permanently ruined and there is no place to graze beef?  The the price goes up even more and we buy our beef from Russia or some place!? 

Heck these things populate so fast without any natural predators or disease they could possible become the dominant species on the planet.  Imagine creepy darpa prairie dogs
with genetically altered big brains!  Then if they get to vote imagine the gun control laws that would be passed.  Heck, if they get in office they would probably pass a law making it legal to eat your buddies if they are injured bad enough, the little cannibals.  OK I'm just joking, but it's a BAD idea with real consequences for the ranching industry.

This is totally without a doubt, The Man!


I couldn't get a link but here is the text from the article:



"This is going to take some getting used to.

Varmints such as prairie dogs and gophers over the years have been blasted to smithereens by country folks or run over by motorists, in part because they create prairie-dog and gopher holes that horses can step in and become injured.

We don't favor horses injuring their legs, although many Montana cowboys now scoot around on four-wheelers, rather than don 10-gallon hats and trot across the prairie on a mighty steed.

Yes, times are changing, for better or worse.

In this instance, prairie dogs are dying off from a disease called the plague, the so-called "black death" that wiped out at least a third of Europe's human population some 670 years ago.

Prairie dogs are food for endangered black-footed ferrets, which are trying to make a comeback in the West, including Montana and Wyoming. But a comeback won't be possible without healthy prairie dogs for these rare ferrets to feast upon.

This is why federal agencies are working to develop and test a vaccine to protect prairie dogs against the plague at 12 locations in seven states, including the C.M. Russell Wildlife Refuge, south of the Fort Belknap Indian Reservation and northeast of Lewistown, according to a story Sunday by Tribune staffer Karl Puckett.

We believe this is a useful project that we hope will help rescue a rare species from the brink of extinction. But this also reveals a larger picture — that driving other species to extinction, whether it be bison, prairie dogs, wolves or other animals, is not in the best interests of most Americans or other world occupants.

Even sometimes despised creatures can play a useful role in the ecological landscape. Bats are voracious eaters of insects, even if literature has painted them as scary creatures; bison contributed to the prairie ecosystem, and reintroduction in some locations could help restore part of the Great Plains prairie that is rich in both animal and plant life.

We applaud efforts to safeguard the existence of other species on the earth, and experimenting with a prairie dog vaccine is one aspect of this effort.

It was certainly simpler in decades past to run roughshod over the countryside, shooting varmints and spraying chemicals and denuding the land, but it's clear that approach is unwise. Let's be responsible stewards of the land and other plants and animals while creating jobs and bolstering our economy and our way of life.

We support these steps, and we are confident these efforts, if they succeed, will benefit human beings as well as the animals and plants we help to survive.

— Tribune editorial board"

[abnormaltoy]

This is totally without a doubt, The Man!

First of all, the premise of this whole thread is sexist...Women are far more conniving than men (and smart enough to pull off the deceit).

When humankind "fixes" nature the outcome is seldom satisfactory. In due time prey species without all of the limits nature puts on it...will result in over population of that species. Over population should result in the loss of natural habitat...see Yellowstone after wolves were wiped out and after they were returned to their natural place at the top of the food chain.

I'm not certain this is the result of anyone or anything "manly"...it looks like the work of vegetarians in league with human caused climate change zealots. If the prairie rats destroy grazing land, we'll stop eating so much beef, due to the cost. Hence the will be far fewer cow farts to threaten the glaciers (pronounced in the newly popular continental fashion...GLASSY-ERS).

My solution...go to any large city...trap all the feral cats and release them in Prairie Dog City, sit back and watch the feeding frenzy. Then, in the afterglow of the Hun-like destruction, fire up the grill and burn me a giant rib eye.

Why did someone develop a vaccine for prairie dogs?

[H8PVMNT]

This brings up a whole new topic...  Where and why did the term "The Man" come from?  I thought based probably on biased, misleading media programming it was originally from the 1960s and then has kind of a bad nickname for police and the establishment keeping the hippie protestors down and then kind of transitioned to a general term for "the establishment", corporations, goverment, regulators etc...

But now I see the truth, women, easily influenced by walt disney films laced with hidden pornographic images, love fury critters and typically don't want them to die.  This prairie dog vaccine idea was clearly concoted by the real "The Man" behind the mask, who must actually be "THE WOMAN"!


If you really squint and read between the lines...

Hillary Clinton is going to have darpa prairie dogs herding us all like sheep into fema camps where we will be forced to watch Frozen until we turn gay communist and denounce any and all religion or starve to death!   

[H8PVMNT]

That last rediculous statement I made reminded me of a bumper sticker a freind had on a Toyota back in the '80s that was made to offend every demographic.  It went something like 'NUKE GAY WHALES FOR JESUS'.

[86bobbedtoy]

'NUKE GAY WHALES FOR JESUS'.

awesome!!

[BigMike]

Hmm, it could be flown at sea surface levels to a country sympathetic to any of a dozen terrorist groups...Somalia perhaps. Somalia has a little history of piracy...right?

Could definitely beat radar with this, but....

...what would happen if they deviated even slightly from their path. He said air traffic control would quickly ask what's going on....

[abnormaltoy]

Could definitely beat radar with this, but....

The radar would show the plane heading toward the ocean...then disappear.

Hey...it was the only conspiracy I could come up with on short notice.

[86bobbedtoy]

little town I live in has a very small nat guard, rarely see anything from it, but today saw over a dozen trucks with shipping containers on them heading to base along with about 10 hummers, old ass ones that looked like they hadent been used for years. must be the man!

[H8PVMNT]

Freemasons...

[H8PVMNT]

Does anyone else think the TG logo looks an awful lot like the eye of horace?   

[abnormaltoy]

Does anyone else think the TG logo looks an awful lot like the eye of horace?   

Before hitting the bong or after...

No, vaguely it does.

[86bobbedtoy]

well here is a big one, I think the last church shooting was set up, all for more power and control, kid was brain washed, not only will gun laws get tighter but one more step for African americans getting reperations, mark my words it will happen, must be the man!!   well I don't know but sound good for this thread. haha   I do feel bad for the victims. rip

[H8PVMNT]

Before hitting the bong or after...

No, vaguely it does.

I just like to pick on those guys because I remember when there was only marlin and they sell crummy rod ends.  But it does, kind of.  A real stretch though.  If what they say is true though TG was a conspiracy turned business...

[H8PVMNT]

well here is a big one, I think the last church shooting was set up, all for more power and control, kid was brain washed, not only will gun laws get tighter but one more step for African americans getting reperations, mark my words it will happen, must be the man!!   well I don't know but sound good for this thread. haha   I do feel bad for the victims. rip

Where did this happen?  I don't have TV.

[86bobbedtoy]

Where did this happen?  I don't have TV.

ur kidding right? go to any news site, or yahoos front page to get half the story

[kneedownnate]

I just thought it was funny that the lady who spotted him said something like "it looked like the car they reported him driving, but when I saw that bowl cut I knew it was him!"

[86bobbedtoy]

I just thought it was funny that the lady who spotted him said something like "it looked like the car they reported him driving, but when I saw that bowl cut I knew it was him!"

bowl cuts were the style when I was a kid/early teen

[abnormaltoy]

bowl cuts were the style when I was a kid/early teen

They were what the super poor kids had to have when I was a kid.