Pranks

[FATB0Y]

We have a rule at work, pranks are OK but they NEVER include a coworkers tools or toolbox. Those are too personal and those of us that value our jobs or know what we're doing own our own tools.

I own mine that's why I got so pissed in the first place. I had NEVER messed with his stuff or any one else's box before or sense.

[Ney Ney]

this one is kinda wrong...
my brother and his buddies were going to TP the youth pastor's house...
so i ratted on them, and the girls in the youth group and the youth pastor got them w/ hoses and water balloons! 

Done plenty of TPing, and forkin people's lawns...Church tradition...lol

[BLACKDOG]

looong time ago, I was a boy scout and we had a bunch of new kids come up from cub scouts.  Well, we took them snipe hunting   A bunch of the older guys hid out in the grass (Okahoma, not much else) and were going to scare the kids as they went by. Well, the guy leading the younger kids around went the wrong way, and came up behind me.  Instead of getting up and ruining the surprise (I thought it was ruined, and I have no idea why I did this)  I didnt move at all.  Soon enough, we have a bunch of little kids freakin out because there is a dead bodsy out here in the grass where they are camping.  One of them ran back to camp, a leader came out, an said ok guys, we need to make a stretcher to carry him back so we can bury him.  So they made a stretcher out of hiking sticks and jackets, put me on it, and started walking back.  About halfway there, I decided to sit and start screaming 


Kinda hurt when they dropped me though

[mudaddict]

Saran Wrap the toilet
Place Saran wrap or clear plastic wrap over the toilet bowl underneath the seat. Pull it very tight and make sure it seals with no visible wrinkles.

Peanut butter on the door handles
Ah yes, an oldie, but a goody. It's so simple. Walk up to your intended victims car. Place a little peanut butter on the inside of a lever style handle. You know, the ones you lift up on as opposed to pushing a button. Wipe up any excess so that you cannot see any peanut butter on the handle.

Someone pulled off the saran wrap one today at school i guess haha! i feel sorroy for whoever sits on that pot! and congrats o whoever pulled that one off here!

[mudaddict]

blackdog i ahve done that before as well but what we did was take him up and then told him to go out and shake a bag and call for them and told him some funny noise! and we stood away and then he was turned the other way we ran ! it was awsomely funny! dont knwo if thats a word but oh well!

[kneedownnate]

Funny thing about that old snipe hunt thing, there really are snipe and there's even a season.  Don't believe me? 

[FATB0Y]

looong time ago, I was a boy scout and we had a bunch of new kids come up from cub scouts. Well, we took them snipe hunting A bunch of the older guys hid out in the grass (Okahoma, not much else) and were going to scare the kids as they went by. Well, the guy leading the younger kids around went the wrong way, and came up behind me. Instead of getting up and ruining the surprise (I thought it was ruined, and I have no idea why I did this) I didnt move at all. Soon enough, we have a bunch of little kids freakin out because there is a dead bodsy out here in the grass where they are camping. One of them ran back to camp, a leader came out, an said ok guys, we need to make a stretcher to carry him back so we can bury him. So they made a stretcher out of hiking sticks and jackets, put me on it, and started walking back. About halfway there, I decided to sit and start screaming


Kinda hurt when they dropped me though

Damit Boy that's some funny

[mudaddict]

Nate you have to be kidding!

[FATB0Y]

Nate you have to be kidding!

No he is not check it out            http://www.huntsflorida.com/AboutSnipe.htm

[mudguts]

Back when I was a doper in the 80's, my cousin packed a bowl load for me that was menthol cigerette, I almost puked.
Same cousin filled my water bottle on my mountain bike with every fluid he could find in the fridge. After riding hard for a few miles, I took a large drink and then puked.

[Rockcrawlintoy]

Back when I was a doper in the 80's, my cousin packed a bowl load for me that was menthol cigerette, I almost puked.

i should do that to my bro so he wont smoke anymore

[lilbuddy]

i should do that to my bro so he wont smoke anymore

You should, he smokes too much

[mobil1syn]

putting someones really clean rig up for sale for fairly cheap claiming they lost their job. numerous people calling him when we you say he works night to call as late as you want.

[FATB0Y]

putting someones really clean rig up for sale for fairly cheap claiming they lost their job. numerous people calling him when we you say he works night to call as late as you want.

That's Fuked up but I do work nights and my fone rings all freakin day while I'm tring to

[mudaddict]

oh man thats funny!

[mudaddict]

ok so between  my store and a nother store (i work at schucks) we call and mess with the other people well one day they called and asked if we had some umbrellas and the lady on the phone said yes and hes like ok this is the store in hawaii we need i think it was like 20 or so and shes like ok, she sent them over, well eh got a call from the district manager saying it was a nice one but to never do it again, so about a month ago he calls my store again this time he wants the driveway de icer and some window de icer in the areosal can. and he says this is the honalulu how to spell it store and im like ok let me see, i put him on hold and talk to my manager woundering why they would want stuff like that! we talk about it and decide to say ok but not do anyhting about it because we figure its a prank! so we call the store back the real store in hawaii and ask them if anyone called for that stuff and they are like um no! so we had a good laugh and tried a way to get them back but the manager there knows his stuff!! but the reason they said the aresal cans is because they would ahve to be shipped by boat and not air! it would ahve been good  if we didnt think it was to fishy! well i thought i would share that long story with ya guys! and if anyone can think of a good prank i can pull on that store let me know

[KYOTA]

And we have a winner!!!


yahoo linky

Teen Sends Student Semen-Frosted Brownies

COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho - A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

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They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.


The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.


The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.


The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.


The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."


School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager

[alwayzbroken]

jacked up a friends car, then put brinks under the axles, and lowered it back down, so the tires were just off the ground. He got in, and couldnt figure out why the car wasnt going anywhere


I used to work at a hardware store, and we took one of our co-workers and put him on a hand truck, then shrinkwrapped and duct taped him to it. We rolled him out in front of the store, and put a sign on him, "free wrapping" (it was christmas time, and we had a housewares section)

Our boss thought it was funny and left him out there for a while

At school me and a bunch of my buddies picked each side of this kids ranger up and put wood blocks under the axles so all 4 of the tires were like 4 inches off the ground. When school got out and he went to go home, he saw his truck all jacked up, stared for about 30 seconds then turned around and walked back into school. We stood by and laughed at him.

[alwayzbroken]

I have got a ton of pranks, here are a couple. My friend had a really nice car stereo and was really paranoid about someone stealing his stuff. So we got into his car one night, rolled his window all the way down and threw a pail load of broken car window glass inside and outside of his car so it looked like some one smashed out the window. Whenever something gets stolen from your car you always see the broken window first and then get that really crappy sinking feeling knowing that somebody just messed up your ride. He saw all the glass and thought his car got broken into when he went out in the morning to go to work. Who thinks to just roll the window up. It was awesome, it took a while to figure out the window was fine.

When I was in high school I also had a strange interest with super glue. I would glue quarters and silver dollars to the floor all the time and watch people try to pick them up. One day I put down a quarter, and within 20 seconds a teacher walked by and picked up the quarter before the glue was dry and the quarter stuck to her finger! It was absolutely hilarious, as she walked down the hall I watched her try to shake the quarter off her finger but it wasn't going anywhere. Who expects a quarter on the floor to have wet superglue on it? It was priceless!

[eddybaboy]

I've pulled many pranks.  My favorite is Saran Wrapping the toilet.  A classic.

[mudaddict]

that quarter one sounds like fun!! Idea! HAHA this shall be fun!!!

[reklund5]

A few people who I know wanted to get a guy at work...

A large salmon from last years salmon snagging was found in the bottom of a freezer somewhere...
We, ahem, THEY took said fish and placed it into a large ziploc and threw it on the roof of the building in the JULY heat here in new mexico for a week or so.

After a week, it was placed back into the freezer for a day or two.  We, dammit!  THEY put the ziploc containing the fish inside an old tire underneath an old engine in this guys service bay at work.  They slightly opened the ziploc.  As the fish defrosted over the next week, the smell gradually got worse and worse....

When dude finally found it (2 weeks later) the smell was so bad the entire service department was sick.  I walked out of the parts room right as the fish was discovered, carrying 2 group 27 batteries.  I dropped them the smell was so bad and I was laughing so hard...

Ryan

[TOYJOETA]

     Well i didn't do this one a friend did but I thought it was pretty good.  My friend Ryan worked at a discount tire, When they hired a new tire tech they told him that there were voids under the concrete in the shop and that he needed to go around with a hammer and tap the ground and mark all the hallow spots with a sharpie marker, well about 2 hours later the boss saw the new guy on his knees poundign on the ground with a hammer and asked him what the hell he was doing.  the guy said he was finding all the voids in the floor.  I guesse there were black marks all over the floor, and they made the new guy clean those up to.  I wish I could have watched that kid crawling around on his knees with a hammer for 2 hours.  He only made it halfway through the shop to.

[MiniSimp]

If someone works in a cubicle, shrink wrap and tape off the opening, take all their stuff out, fill it up with Styrofoam!! That's always a good one.

[alwayzbroken]

The last day of school my freshman year I took a large river carp that a friend of mine caught and dropped it behind a massive book shelf that was not movable in my english teachers class room. By the time the teachers returned to the building about two weeks before school started for the next school the class room smelled ungodly.

Try running a really long wire out of somebody's trailer wiring plug on the back of their pickup and hooking it to the horn so when they signal or brake the horn goes off. Very old prank, but very easy to hook it up rather than actually going underneath the dash.

A friend of mine knew his buddy's parents were going on vacation leaving his buddy at home alone. My friend called a garage door company pretending to be his friend's dad and set up to have a new garage door installed. The garage door company came and installed the pink garage door as ordered. When the kid's parents came home and saw the new pink garage door they were furious and asked their son where it came from. Their kid told them that the dad ordered it which is what the garage door company told him. The family had no idea why they had a new pink garage door. Then the bill came and they were forced to pay!

[blackdiamond]

putting someones really clean rig up for sale for fairly cheap claiming they lost their job. numerous people calling him when we you say he works night to call as late as you want.

For mobile1syn - What is your reason for choosing mobil1syn for your profile name?  Do you work for them are are you just a believer in the product.  What specifically do you know that makes you use the product?

[blackdiamond]

No he is not check it out            http://www.huntsflorida.com/AboutSnipe.htm

The website almost could be taken as a joke, but here is a picture of a common snipe.

http://www.avesphoto.com/website/NA/species/SNICOM-1.htm

[blackdiamond]

(1) In college I had a neighbor that was always playing music loud early in the morning and would often have groups of people in his room playing video games with the volume cranked up with his stereo.  He also stole the new mattresses out of my room the second year before I arrived.

One night while he was gone my roomate and I credit carded our way into his room and left an open can of some oriental food under his bed, a milk soaked rack between his mattresses and swapped the cables around on one of his speakers.  It wasn't long before the room started to have a funny odor that kept people away and the out-of-phase speakers sounded terrible.

(2) Another guy down the hall was an absolute pig so we took down our nasty mildewy shower curtain and put it on his bed under his sheets, I'm not sure he ever noticed.

(3) The first guy signed my roommate and several other guys up for  on-line dating service.  My roomate got several calls that he didn't enjoy.  This was payback for the classic ex-lax laced food item.

[notajeep]

Any fast food restaurant...Take the small catsup packages... make a little tear in the corner like normal....Take to the bathroom and place very carefully under the toilet seat where the two little nubs are, pointing in or out...doesn't matter. Return to table and  Enjoy!
We rent U-hauls where I work and some people are real jerks..... So for those special few, I take a small wire and run it from the blinker fuse to the horn fuse.....I don't know waht is wrong with that truck ma'am...You'll have to call the 1-800 number to have someone caome out and look at that....Sorry.

[whiteman]

       

             Take hershy's, almond bar.  Put it in your pocket so it get nice and warm.  Then go into a public restroom sit in a stall and wait till somone comes in next to you.  Let the hershy bar melt in you hand.   Once they have sat down, reach under and say  "Hey man I ran out of toilet paper, can I use som of yours"     

          U can also use a crunch, or regular hershy's bar but i perfer the almonds, it makes it look chunky.