The largest piece of rock Crack Cocaine has been seen traveling down the road in South Central L.A., it has to be the biggest ever since anyone that considers a big rock is art must be smoking a lot of it.
They've had two notable incidents tonight, the first one occurred when a group of protesters showed up with a large Crack pipe to try and smoke it and the biggest incident happened after they finished tonights leg of the journey, a drunken Illegal immigrant driving in LA with no drivers license, no registration and no insurance ran into the big rock. It was also reported that Chief Beck said that is was Ok and it was the states fault for not allowing him to get a license. In a related issue President Obama is angry at Chief Beck for using his defer blame on someone else and is threatening to sue him for trademark infringement.
It is also being guarded since it is in South Central LA and a rock is the favorite target for taggers.
Seriously it reached our area this morning and is currently sitting in the middle of the street at Gage and Figueroa until 10:00pm tonight. I'd stay away from the location unless you really want to see what a rock looks like when it is called art, hmmmm looks like a bagged rock to me. I think I'll put googly eyes on it and relaunch the pet rock craze.
...and now for some pics, I for one was more impressed with the rig that is towing it.
