HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 10:39:15 AM

This is your step by step tutorial on how to get your rig to the Rubicon this year.
so follow these steps precisely, and you will find yourself sitting at the springs with an ice cold drink in your hand, listening to raffle numbers being called out.

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 10:41:15 AM

STEP 1:

You have to give your truck a really shitty wash job, ya know te get sum of that dust from last years round up off

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 11:03:06 AM

STEP 2:

take your old fan shroud and put it where it belongs:

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 11:08:25 AM

STEP 3:

locate your other fan shroud that's not quite garbage and set aside for later use

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 11:19:56 AM

STEP 4:

LISTEN!!!!

Hear that sound? sounds like water poring on a tarp... yes, that IS your water pump shiting on your FACE!!!

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 11:31:02 AM

STEP 5:

DRINK A MONSTER!!! it's ok, you've been up for 12 hours and besides... YOU HAVE PLENTY!!!
(you gonna need it)

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 11:39:03 AM

STEP 6:

Call Napa, ask how much a water pump is...$48... look in wallet $25 missed it byyyyyy THAT much!!!

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 12:22:43 PM

STEP 7:

REMOVE:
fan
fan clutch
fan belt
....
AIR BOX???
A/C belt
power steering belt
power steering bracket
upper radiator hose thinga-ma-bobber (and studs)
timing cover
FALSE water pump
water pump

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 12:23:55 PM

STEP 8:

make sure all bail'n wire safety ness-es are still being saifty-ed

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 12:47:59 PM

oh and make sure to cram a screwdriver in reel good right here...

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 12:49:54 PM

STEP 9:

rummage threw all your junk you been saving... you know you got a lot...
...
find this....

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 01:04:42 PM

STEP 10:

COMPARE:

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 01:05:29 PM

STEP 11:

thiiiiiiinnnk...WAIT!!! oh! shoot... well you gone and done it now...

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 01:17:43 PM

STEP 12:

INTRODUCING... THE CAPITAL "C" CLAMP!!!

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 05:56:14 PM

HA HA FOOLED YOU WITH THAT LAST PIC!!!

STEP 13:

spend money you dont have on a new water pump

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 06:01:59 PM

STEP 14:

install new water pump and thermostat

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 06:48:00 PM

STEP 15:

Put all this CRAP back on...

TURBO · September 09, 2011, 07:27:40 PM

STEP 16:

PARTY TIME!!!!

$Beer Chug\'n$

TURBO · September 10, 2011, 12:47:51 PM

STEP 17:

SLEEPY TIME

TURBO · September 10, 2011, 12:49:28 PM

STEP 18:

TAKE PEIKTCHA!!!

TURBO · September 10, 2011, 02:38:43 PM

STEP 19:

fire it up!

TURBO · September 10, 2011, 05:02:52 PM

STEP 20:

NEW TREADS!!!

TURBO · September 10, 2011, 05:16:16 PM

STEP 21:

DRINK A CELEBRATORY MONSTER!!!

TURBO · September 10, 2011, 05:32:03 PM

DONE!!!
for now...

wakkjobb · September 10, 2011, 05:48:53 PM

Crap, I've been doing it all wrong!!

TURBO · September 10, 2011, 06:31:25 PM

Quote from: wakkjobb on September 10, 2011, 05:48:53 PM
Crap, I've been doing it all wrong!!

HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

brockbuilt85 · September 10, 2011, 07:23:15 PM

best information thread EVER!

*** YELLER *** · September 10, 2011, 07:30:29 PM

you forgot to add STEP 22 ....... recycle the empty Monster cans for parts money

TURBO · September 10, 2011, 07:41:31 PM

Quote from: brockbuilt85 on September 10, 2011, 07:23:15 PM
best information thread EVER!

ha ha haha ha ahahha!!!!

Quote from: ** YELLER ** on September 10, 2011, 07:30:29 PM
you forgot to add STEP 22 ....... recycle the empty Monster cans for parts money

that comes way later.... i gotta pay off those tires now!!! LOL

TURBO · September 14, 2011, 06:23:16 PM

STEP 22:

DRINK A MONSTER!!!

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