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HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« on: Sep 09, 2011, 10:39:15 AM »
This is your step by step tutorial on how to get your rig to the Rubicon this year.
so follow these steps precisely, and you will find yourself sitting at the springs with an ice cold drink in your hand, listening to raffle numbers being called out.
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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #1 on: Sep 09, 2011, 10:41:15 AM »
STEP 1:

You have to give your truck a really shitty wash job, ya know te get sum of that dust from last years round up off
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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #2 on: Sep 09, 2011, 11:03:06 AM »
STEP 2:

take your old fan shroud and put it where it belongs:
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More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
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Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #3 on: Sep 09, 2011, 11:08:25 AM »
STEP 3:

locate your other fan shroud that's not quite garbage and set aside for later use
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More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
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Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #4 on: Sep 09, 2011, 11:19:56 AM »
STEP 4:

LISTEN!!!!

Hear that sound? sounds like water poring on a tarp... yes, that IS your water pump shiting on your FACE!!!
« Last Edit: Sep 09, 2011, 11:29:38 AM by TURBO »
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More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

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But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #5 on: Sep 09, 2011, 11:31:02 AM »
STEP 5:

DRINK A MONSTER!!! it's ok, you've been up for 12 hours and besides... YOU HAVE PLENTY!!!
(you gonna need it)
« Last Edit: Oct 12, 2011, 10:48:38 PM by TURBO »
MY BUILDS: http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=76463.0 :woohoo:

More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

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Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #6 on: Sep 09, 2011, 11:39:03 AM »
STEP 6:

Call Napa, ask how much a water pump is...$48... look in wallet $25 missed it byyyyyy THAT much!!!
« Last Edit: Sep 09, 2011, 12:16:13 PM by TURBO »
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More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

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But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #7 on: Sep 09, 2011, 12:22:43 PM »
STEP 7:

REMOVE:
fan
fan clutch
fan belt
....
AIR BOX???
A/C belt
power steering belt
power steering bracket
upper radiator hose thinga-ma-bobber (and studs)
timing cover
FALSE water pump
water pump
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More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
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Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #8 on: Sep 09, 2011, 12:23:55 PM »
STEP 8:

make sure all bail'n wire safety ness-es are still being saifty-ed
« Last Edit: Sep 09, 2011, 12:46:12 PM by TURBO »
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More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

"These dusty roads ain't streets of gold
But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #9 on: Sep 09, 2011, 12:47:59 PM »

oh and make sure to cram a screwdriver in reel good right here...

« Last Edit: Sep 09, 2011, 05:59:09 PM by TURBO »
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More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

"These dusty roads ain't streets of gold
But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #10 on: Sep 09, 2011, 12:49:54 PM »
STEP 9:

rummage threw all your junk you been saving... you know you got a lot...
...
find this....
« Last Edit: Sep 09, 2011, 01:03:25 PM by TURBO »
MY BUILDS: http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=76463.0 :woohoo:

More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

"These dusty roads ain't streets of gold
But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #11 on: Sep 09, 2011, 01:04:42 PM »
STEP 10:

COMPARE:
MY BUILDS: http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=76463.0 :woohoo:

More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

"These dusty roads ain't streets of gold
But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #12 on: Sep 09, 2011, 01:05:29 PM »
STEP 11:

thiiiiiiinnnk...WAIT!!! oh! shoot... well you gone and done it now... :flamer:
« Last Edit: Sep 09, 2011, 01:17:05 PM by TURBO »
MY BUILDS: http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=76463.0 :woohoo:

More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

"These dusty roads ain't streets of gold
But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #13 on: Sep 09, 2011, 01:17:43 PM »
STEP 12:

INTRODUCING... THE CAPITAL "C" CLAMP!!!
« Last Edit: Sep 09, 2011, 06:06:27 PM by TURBO »
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More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

"These dusty roads ain't streets of gold
But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #14 on: Sep 09, 2011, 05:56:14 PM »
HA HA FOOLED YOU WITH THAT LAST PIC!!!


STEP 13:

spend money you dont have on a new water pump
MY BUILDS: http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=76463.0 :woohoo:

More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

"These dusty roads ain't streets of gold
But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #15 on: Sep 09, 2011, 06:01:59 PM »
STEP 14:

install new water pump and thermostat

« Last Edit: Sep 09, 2011, 06:47:13 PM by TURBO »
MY BUILDS: http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=76463.0 :woohoo:

More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

"These dusty roads ain't streets of gold
But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #16 on: Sep 09, 2011, 06:48:00 PM »
STEP 15:

Put all this CRAP back on...
« Last Edit: Sep 09, 2011, 07:26:54 PM by TURBO »
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More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

"These dusty roads ain't streets of gold
But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #17 on: Sep 09, 2011, 07:27:40 PM »
STEP 16:

:beer: PARTY TIME!!!!  :boozer: :beer: :beerchug: :drunk: :drunk:
« Last Edit: Sep 10, 2011, 12:46:53 PM by TURBO »
MY BUILDS: http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=76463.0 :woohoo:

More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

"These dusty roads ain't streets of gold
But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #18 on: Sep 10, 2011, 12:47:51 PM »
STEP 17:

SLEEPY TIME

 :sleepy:
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More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
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Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #19 on: Sep 10, 2011, 12:49:28 PM »
STEP 18:

TAKE PEIKTCHA!!! :snapshot:
« Last Edit: Sep 10, 2011, 02:36:47 PM by TURBO »
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More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

"These dusty roads ain't streets of gold
But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #20 on: Sep 10, 2011, 02:38:43 PM »
STEP 19:

fire it up!
« Last Edit: Sep 10, 2011, 04:39:07 PM by TURBO »
MY BUILDS: http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=76463.0 :woohoo:

More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

"These dusty roads ain't streets of gold
But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #21 on: Sep 10, 2011, 05:02:52 PM »
STEP 20:

NEW TREADS!!!
« Last Edit: Sep 10, 2011, 05:11:39 PM by TURBO »
MY BUILDS: http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=76463.0 :woohoo:

More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

"These dusty roads ain't streets of gold
But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #22 on: Sep 10, 2011, 05:16:16 PM »
STEP 21:

DRINK A CELEBRATORY MONSTER!!!
« Last Edit: Sep 10, 2011, 05:31:21 PM by TURBO »
MY BUILDS: http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=76463.0 :woohoo:

More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

"These dusty roads ain't streets of gold
But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #23 on: Sep 10, 2011, 05:32:03 PM »
DONE!!!
for now...
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More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

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But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #24 on: Sep 10, 2011, 05:48:53 PM »
Crap, I've been doing it all wrong!!  :hammerhead:
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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #25 on: Sep 10, 2011, 06:31:25 PM »
Crap, I've been doing it all wrong!!  :hammerhead:

HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
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More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

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But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #26 on: Sep 10, 2011, 07:23:15 PM »
best information thread EVER!
When in doubt, skinny pedal!
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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #27 on: Sep 10, 2011, 07:30:29 PM »
you forgot to add STEP 22  ....... recycle the empty Monster cans for parts money  :disturbed:
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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #28 on: Sep 10, 2011, 07:41:31 PM »
best information thread EVER!

ha ha haha ha ahahha!!!!

you forgot to add STEP 22  ....... recycle the empty Monster cans for parts money  :disturbed:

that comes way later.... i gotta pay off those tires now!!! LOL
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More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

"These dusty roads ain't streets of gold
But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

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Re: HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL
« Reply #29 on: Sep 14, 2011, 06:23:16 PM »
STEP 22:

DRINK A MONSTER!!!
« Last Edit: Sep 14, 2011, 07:36:08 PM by TURBO »
MY BUILDS: http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=76463.0 :woohoo:

More than tread lightly, leave it like you were never there, nor anyone else.
I AM :screwy:!!!

"These dusty roads ain't streets of gold
But I'm a happy right where I'm at"

Marlin is like the Chuck Norris of the rock crawling world. 

 
 
 
 
 

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