HOW TO GET TO RUBICON: A TUTORIAL

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STEP 23: DRIVE TO THE MOUND

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DONE!!! @12:50

updates will be posted after MCR10

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UPDATE:
ummm.... HI!

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           STEP 24: TAKE PICTURES
LOTS OF PICTURES... AND THROW A TAPE MEASURE IN
THERE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOUR DOING SOMETHING

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STEP 25: 

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STEP 26: WELD!!!
Where?

I donno... uuuuuuum....here looks good...

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STEP 27: LOAD UP


list of things to bring:
(in order of importance)
Knife
Tool kit
Ice chest
Bottled waters
Three (3) spare birfs
Two (2) boxes of MRE's
Flag pole
Change of clothes
High-Lift jack
Tow rope
Tent
Tent poles
Sleeping bag
Tarp
Ham Radio (FT-60)
Three (3) spare axle shafts

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onion?

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YES ONION!!! SHHH!!!!

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STEP 28:
jump awn the nearest freeway and go north-ish

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STEP 29: TAKE PICTURE OF THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE

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STEP 30: AIR DOWN, GET READY FOR SOME NIGHT WHEEL'N
and follow the Toyota in front of you.

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STEP 31: DONE!!!YOU MADE IT!!!

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oh almost forgot...



STEP 32: REDO
STEERING STABILIZER/BUMPSTOP/ENGINE SUPPORT

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I hope you enjoyed this tutorial because it's really not good for any thing, you cant even use it to wipe...  

but I hope it wasn't a COMPLETE waste of your LIFE...

comments and insults are welcome now... feel free to post up... not to mention any names...Sparkplug... LOL just kidd'n ya pal...    oops!


MANY LAUGHS TO ALL, AND HAPPY WHEELING!!!

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you can remove posts, whats up with the onion

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i can?

well, basically the "Onion" is required for taking really critical measurements over 10 feet, 6 and three quarter inches... it's kinda a long prosses, i'd have to show you really

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upper right corner of each post

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alls i can do is quote... and modify my own msgs...

You must be special.....