Cool slogans

minicrawlin · January 05, 2011, 01:21:50 PM

i got your jeep thing, and now it burns when i pee!

ok, now, throw your purse out the window and try that again.

46&2 · January 05, 2011, 01:24:34 PM

Hammer down

minicrawlin · January 05, 2011, 01:26:31 PM

Quote from: fortysixandtwo on January 05, 2011, 01:24:34 PM
Hammer down

in Hammer town? ha ha KOH on the mind!

<MIKE> · January 05, 2011, 01:29:10 PM

if at first you don't succeed try second!

46&2 · January 05, 2011, 01:42:57 PM

Quote from: minicrawlin on January 05, 2011, 01:26:31 PM
in Hammer town? ha ha KOH on the mind!

Haha actually me and my friends have been saying that since we started driving at age 16... long before KOH, but it seems fitting now that I think about it

superyota · January 05, 2011, 01:44:11 PM

"Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die tomorrow"

bslh8tr · January 05, 2011, 04:38:28 PM

"drive it like you stole it"

"kick the tires and light the fires" "I'm not lost" "this looks familiar" "it's a Toyota"

"yes he's a Pit Bull and no he won't bite you" "I'm arresting you because apparently I can"

I.D.G.A.F · January 05, 2011, 06:00:34 PM

"That's what she said"!
"If a hammer can't fix it, You have a electrical problem"
"Gigty Gigty GIGITy"

joeycool00 · January 06, 2011, 01:06:39 AM

So does your Mom!

Tallchevy · January 06, 2011, 08:03:42 AM

Quoting Yeller, "Ya effin moron"!
That will buff out!

83 Crawler · January 06, 2011, 12:24:01 PM

3rd GEAR CLUTCH DUMP!!!!!!!!

4LoRunner · January 13, 2011, 10:57:17 PM

For those who baby their rigs
"You got a scratch in you dent"

83yota · January 20, 2011, 07:44:35 AM

I got your jeep thing, now it burns when i pee

nice jeep barbie has one just like it

relax analize react

4LoRunner · January 20, 2011, 01:58:43 PM

someone once told me
"if it moves and its not suppose to move, use duct tape. if it dont move and its suppose to move, use wd40"

Gamera · January 20, 2011, 04:47:09 PM

Quote from: 81_yota on December 26, 2010, 09:36:51 PM
i got your jeep thing on my tow strap

I got your toyota on my Jeep :-)

Nimyad · January 20, 2011, 05:11:47 PM

"trails not over there"
"when in doubt throttle out"

Offroadassassin · January 20, 2011, 05:35:31 PM

Any port in a storm

abnormaltoy · January 20, 2011, 06:48:31 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrggggghhhhhh! (John Denver's last words)

Don't tread on Me!

Gamera · January 20, 2011, 07:46:08 PM

Quote from: abnormaltoy on January 20, 2011, 06:48:31 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrggggghhhhhh! (John Denver's last words)

Your Sick =P

81_yota · January 20, 2011, 07:52:26 PM

i dont know if that falls under the cool slogans more like twisted slogans

joeycool00 · January 21, 2011, 01:28:42 AM

two titts a hole and a heart beat, is all it takes...

sctoyota · January 21, 2011, 01:15:17 PM

"Always put off today what you can do tomorrow"

"It's raining like piss out of a boot" (I heard this one after I moved back to SC from CA. I'm not sure what to make of it. I guess there is heavy flow when you pour pee out of your boots. That's never happened to me.)

minicrawlin · January 23, 2011, 03:04:35 AM

let us know if it's true if it does happen for some odd reason!! ha ha

PA_taco_13 · January 23, 2011, 07:27:38 AM

Quote from: sctoyota on January 21, 2011, 01:15:17 PM
"It's raining like piss out of a boot"

How about its raining like a cow piss'n on a flat stone.

My favorite is "learn the hard way" seems to fit everything I do
keep it simple stupid!
It will buff out in the morning
seems like a bunch of the locals throw a "that's a big ten four" in most sentences replacing the word OK
this is one i have been tossing around, maybe putting on a tee shirt "kickin kegs, and spredin legs"

93REDCRAWLER · January 23, 2011, 08:44:25 AM

" If i cant fix it, it aint broken"

93REDCRAWLER · January 23, 2011, 08:50:19 AM

" Gosh Dangit this is the tenth time my jeeps broken this month!"
" Should have bought a TOYOTA!!"

93REDCRAWLER · January 23, 2011, 08:53:14 AM

" Why did god give us jeeps?"
" So we could be thankful for TOYOTA'S "

bslh8tr · January 23, 2011, 07:09:54 PM

:turtle:Got Marlin?

minicrawlin · January 24, 2011, 04:13:21 PM

Quote from: PA_taco_13 on January 23, 2011, 07:27:38 AM

this is one i have been tossing around, maybe putting on a tee shirt "kickin kegs, and spredin legs"

i'd buy it! something like, "Kicking kegs and spreading legs since 1963" or something with that guy thats on all of those "Beer; making ugly people pretty since 1930" shirts! ha ha

hmmm . .. . you should call those guys!!

I.D.G.A.F · January 24, 2011, 04:22:50 PM

"I'd hit it"

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