Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind

Started by abnormaltoy, December 06, 2010, 04:35:38 PM

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abnormaltoy

December 06, 2010, 04:35:38 PM
This is just something that struck me as odd...

What do those people who send me daily e-mails that promise to enhance "that special part of my anatomy" know that I don't?

Do they have cameras in my shower?


I also find it ironic that all those offers to beef up my manhood end up in my "Junk" folder!

Weired, huh?
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twistedtoy92

#1
December 06, 2010, 04:39:16 PM
 :spit:   :therethere:
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Shamb

#2
December 06, 2010, 07:10:40 PM
are you trying to tell us something?   


need'n a lil' pep in yer' step these days?  :_oops:
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Rocksurfer

#3
December 08, 2010, 03:10:24 AM
Funny, I don't get those emails. Must mean my shower-cam is working properly with that new wide angle lense.
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abnormaltoy

#4
December 08, 2010, 05:40:20 AM
Quote from: Rocksurfer on December 08, 2010, 03:10:24 AM
Funny, I don't get those emails. Must mean my shower-cam is working properly with that new wide angle lense.

The new macro lens?
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

Toymin8r

#5
December 08, 2010, 06:13:56 AM
Maybe your wife is requesting the info.    :therethere:
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abnormaltoy

#6
December 08, 2010, 06:50:06 AM
Quote from: Toymin8r on December 08, 2010, 06:13:56 AM
Maybe your wife is requesting the info.    :therethere:

The info won't do her much good.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

Stocker

#7
December 08, 2010, 07:41:36 AM
If those "enhancement" products actually worked, they wouldn't need to advertise them...   :outtahere:
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brainlessfool

#8
December 14, 2010, 05:50:40 PM
what I want to know is, why is it that every time I stop at a rest stop theres a map and a little arrow pointing to "you are here"
how do "they" know I am there? and how do "they" get there before me and put the little arrows on the map in time?
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

abnormaltoy

#9
December 14, 2010, 06:28:04 PM
What important, Grasshopper, is not where you are...but, where you're going. The journey of a thousand miles...begins with a single step.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

brainlessfool

#10
December 14, 2010, 06:31:34 PM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on December 14, 2010, 06:28:04 PM
What important, is not where you are...but, where you're going.



YOUR ONE OF "THEM" ARNT YOU!?!?!?!?!?!
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

abnormaltoy

#11
December 14, 2010, 07:17:16 PM
Quote from: brainlessfool on December 14, 2010, 06:31:34 PM


YOUR ONE OF "THEM" ARNT YOU!?!?!?!?!?!

One of them...hell, I AM THEM!!!
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

kneedownnate

#12
December 14, 2010, 07:41:31 PM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on December 14, 2010, 06:28:04 PM
What important, Grasshopper, is not where you are...but, where you're going. The journey of a thousand miles...begins with a single step.

So what they should say is "You are going here... here?  Ok, but you're totally going here!  No?  Well the why don't you just tell me where the hell you're going then!"
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#13
December 14, 2010, 07:46:25 PM
I thought I was confused before, but now I don't recall what I was confused about.  :headscratch:
My goal in life is to be as a good a person as my dog already thinks I am.

If you don't learn something every day, you're not paying attention.

abnormaltoy

#14
December 14, 2010, 08:55:49 PM
Quote from: kneedownnate on December 14, 2010, 07:41:31 PM
So what they should say is "You are going here... here?  Ok, but you're totally going here!  No?  Well the why don't you just tell me where the hell you're going then!"

I can't tell you, 'cause...if I get there first I get the best camp site.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

brainlessfool

#15
December 14, 2010, 09:00:02 PM
just stop putting those little arrows on the maps. realy frecks me out. :yikes:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

abnormaltoy

#16
December 14, 2010, 09:06:11 PM
Quote from: brainlessfool on December 14, 2010, 09:00:02 PM
just stop putting those little arrows on the maps. realy frecks me out. :yikes:


Don' get frecked ouw...is oly cober pire!
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

mudguts

#17
December 16, 2010, 05:44:37 PM
When I read the title of this thread, I instantly thought of Hugo Chavez.
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