Topic: Modern version of the Ant and the Grasshopper

[emsvitil]

> THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
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> This one is a little different. Two Different Versions. Two Different Morals
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> OLD VERSION
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> The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
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> The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away..
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> Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
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> The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
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> MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!
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> MODERN VERSION
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> The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
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> The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
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> Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
> demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.
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> CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
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> America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
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> How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
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> Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'
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> ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing,"We
> shall overcome." Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for thegrasshopper's sake.
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> President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.
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> Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
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> Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the
> beginning of the summer.
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> The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.
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> The story ends as we
> see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant'sfood while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.
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> The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
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> The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is
> taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.
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> The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.
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> The Moral ?
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> Draw your own, I deleted the Political message at the end, if yer an Ant you wont need it, if yer a grasshopper you wont understand it.
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[minicrawlin]

oh man so dam true!! no one see's the real meaning or fight behind life anymore, they just see the easy way of things! i'm gonna re-post on a few places if you dont mind! thats awesome!

[Toymin8r]

The world gives us hints as to the dangers of a nanny state all the time.   We just don't listen.  Haiti is just the current "natural disaster" to show us.  The United States alone has given Haiti over $1 billion over the last 10 years and its is completey unaccounted for - most likely stolen by corrupt politicians.  And now Haiti is in worse economic condition then it was 10 years ago.

[junya92toy]

Ya lets spend that 1 billion here, give the ppl who truly need help and will help themselves when we help them too. Feed and put shoes on the kids here who need it. Lets make this country strong and reduce the problems here before we stick out nose in other countries. I mean if we get hated for being the world police and going to war at times, why should be be the world Mr Fix it too? And not get credit for that good.