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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #60 on: Feb 10, 2005, 09:20:44 PM »
i have a friend that lives on maui and i lived with him on the island for the summer. and one day we went down to his private beach and took sea slugs off the rocks on the beach and put them in a bucket. later that day he took all of the sea slugs and threw em on the barbaque and cooked em up. later that night after a few drinks i ate a sea slug. it was terrible. after i ate it and chased it down with another drink it came back up and somehow i had a sea slug stuck to my face. it was the most disgusting thing i have ever tasted in my life
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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #61 on: Feb 10, 2005, 09:48:33 PM »
A soy Protein shake with a raw egg :reg:
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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #62 on: Feb 10, 2005, 10:26:48 PM »
A soy Protein shake with a raw egg :reg:

why would you do that to yourself??
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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #63 on: Feb 10, 2005, 10:38:26 PM »
My uncle thought that he would try one because it was the new health craze.  He told me to mix it up and throw in a raw egg.  He acted like it tasted alright.  I knew this wasn't true so I decided to give it a try anyway.   :crazy: All i can say is NASTY!!!
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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #64 on: Feb 11, 2005, 10:56:54 AM »
iv got yall beat, my buddy was out hydroseeding in so cal and found a babby pink mouse with no hair. it was just born.  we bet him 100 $ he wouldnt eat it, but he did. after relizing that it wasent the smartest thing he had dont he tried to puke it up but couldnt so he took a big dip of chew and swollowed the chew. two min. later he puked up the baby mouse :reg: :reg: :reg: :teeth:  my friend walked over to look at it and puked also  hahahahahaha.. that is only one thing there is three more stories like this he'll eat anything  :dunno: :haha: :haha: :haha:
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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #65 on: Feb 11, 2005, 10:58:31 AM »
iv got yall beat, my buddy was out hydroseeding in so cal and found a babby pink mouse with no hair. it was just born.  we bet him 100 $ he wouldnt eat it, but he did. after relizing that it wasent the smartest thing he had dont he tried to puke it up but couldnt so he took a big dip of chew and swollowed the chew. two min. later he puked up the baby mouse :reg: :reg: :reg: :teeth:  my friend walked over to look at it and puked also  hahahahahaha.. that is only one thing there is three more stories like this he'll eat anything  :dunno: :haha: :haha: :haha:

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Dude, that is nasty
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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #66 on: Feb 11, 2005, 11:26:27 AM »
When I was in Basic Training I had a Drill Seargant who used to be SF and he told us to drink our own piss. He said he had to do it when he was in SF school. I think I ate a turd once when I was a tyke.
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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #67 on: Feb 11, 2005, 11:37:02 AM »
I think all kids ate a turd. 28 yrs ago My Sister betted me a buck I would not eat dog food. I did :chew:... and 2 this day she sometimes calls me pup

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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #68 on: Feb 11, 2005, 10:50:15 PM »
I remember eating these dog treats one time that were crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside but that doesnt count cause I kinda liked em
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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #69 on: Feb 11, 2005, 10:57:11 PM »
the beggon strips arnt too bad  :yupyup:

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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #70 on: Feb 11, 2005, 11:03:05 PM »
the beggon strips arnt too bad  :yupyup:

They really arent. Dog food is just salty
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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #71 on: Feb 11, 2005, 11:06:54 PM »
They really arent. Dog food is just salty
some of it IS NASTY :puke3:

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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #72 on: Feb 12, 2005, 11:21:14 AM »
some of it IS NASTY :puke3:

:puke3: :yupyup: :puke4: you got dat right. MrW. and I, primed with a few Beams and Cokes, got it in our head it would be a good idea to taste a pupparoni. :puke4: You can NOT get that taste out of your mouth! :puke3: it was horrible.
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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #73 on: Feb 12, 2005, 11:23:11 AM »
:puke3: :yupyup: :puke4: you got dat right. MrW. and I, primed with a few Beams and Cokes, got it in our head it would be a good idea to taste a pupparoni. :puke4: You can NOT get that taste out of your mouth! :puke3: it was horrible.
Haden't tried that one :yupyup: :toilet:

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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #74 on: Feb 12, 2005, 11:33:44 AM »
Peyote, a long time ago in a past life. :reg:
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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #75 on: Feb 12, 2005, 11:42:20 AM »
Peyote, a long time ago in a past life. :reg:

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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #76 on: Feb 12, 2005, 11:43:29 AM »
MY SISTERZ COOKIN'  :puke3:

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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #77 on: Feb 14, 2005, 11:09:43 AM »
:funny: Ouch :rofl:
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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #78 on: Feb 14, 2005, 04:08:28 PM »
It is not a good thing :puke3:

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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #79 on: Feb 14, 2005, 06:09:38 PM »
Peyote, a long time ago in a past life. :reg:
been there, done that...in a milk shake....a long time ago in a past life....seemed like a good idea at the time.  :puke4: :puke3:
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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #80 on: Feb 14, 2005, 06:32:58 PM »
I ate the heart from a tuna, while it was still beating.

an albie? right? been there done that too. :chew:
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Re: the worst thing youve eaten
« Reply #81 on: Feb 14, 2005, 06:43:36 PM »
an albie? right? been there done that too. :chew:
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