if you saw me in the back of a police car what crime do you think I did ?

Started by Dr.Maxwe001, July 23, 2009, 02:37:32 PM

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Dr.Maxwe001

July 23, 2009, 02:37:32 PM
this is just for fun I want to see what all crimes you can think of so if you saw me what would you think I did ???
IF YOUR LOOKING OUT THE FRONT OF YOUR 4X4 AND YOU CANT SEE THEN JUST TURN ON YOUR WIPERS. BUT THEN THINGS GET ALL MESSED UP LIKE IN LIFE.

WHEN YOU GET TO THE END OF YOUR ROPE JUST THINK THAT ALONG TIME AGO  YOU WERE THE FASTEST LITTLE SWIMMER TO THE EGG

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#2
July 23, 2009, 02:40:35 PM
Speeding, while on the cell phone, in a company truck.
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#3
July 23, 2009, 02:41:59 PM
Detained for further investigation. :headscratch:
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#4
July 23, 2009, 03:17:40 PM
You were driving nekkid........
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July 23, 2009, 03:34:41 PM
 :think:
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#6
July 23, 2009, 03:41:20 PM
Ripping people off by selling gas and oil at a ripoff price.

Lady Di

#7
July 23, 2009, 03:45:09 PM
soliciting transvestites in the local Piggly Wiggly.
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#8
July 23, 2009, 04:07:40 PM
Quote from: Lady Di on July 23, 2009, 03:45:09 PM
soliciting transvestites in the local Piggly Wiggly.

Ahhh, the memories...Piggly Wiggly.


Answer to the question...sniffing toilet seats in the men's room down to the local bowling alley?
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Lady Di

#9
July 23, 2009, 04:30:08 PM
:haha:

Quote from: abnormaltoy on July 23, 2009, 04:07:40 PM
Ahhh, the memories...Piggly Wiggly.


Answer to the question...sniffing toilet seats in the men's room down to the local bowling alley?

OK how about... [ron white voice] drunk....in...public [/ron white voice]
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#10
July 23, 2009, 06:54:22 PM
How bout you seen a cop with a perdy mouth and asked her to give you head?  LOL
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#11
July 23, 2009, 07:23:43 PM
arrested for calling the mayors wife at weird hours of the night
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#12
July 23, 2009, 07:57:19 PM
Quote from: maxwe001 on July 23, 2009, 02:37:32 PM
this is just for fun I want to see what all crimes you can think of so if you saw me what would you think I did ???

failed at the english language ?

brainlessfool

#13
July 24, 2009, 06:27:37 AM
stole my heart.  :rivers:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

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#15
July 24, 2009, 07:29:35 AM
Quote from: TEXCRAWLER on July 23, 2009, 06:54:22 PM
How bout you seen a cop with a perdy mouth and asked her to give you head?  LOL
Dont you mean him?
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#16
July 24, 2009, 11:31:27 AM
manslaughter or attempted murder with a hammer
IF YOUR LOOKING OUT THE FRONT OF YOUR 4X4 AND YOU CANT SEE THEN JUST TURN ON YOUR WIPERS. BUT THEN THINGS GET ALL MESSED UP LIKE IN LIFE.

WHEN YOU GET TO THE END OF YOUR ROPE JUST THINK THAT ALONG TIME AGO  YOU WERE THE FASTEST LITTLE SWIMMER TO THE EGG

08:55:22 PM BeccaLoo24 – i like to screw things

$99 scratch and dent drill press has drilled more holes than Ron Jeremy.


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brainlessfool

#17
July 25, 2009, 09:09:28 AM
Quote from: maxwe001 on July 24, 2009, 11:31:27 AM
manslaughter or attempted murder with a hammer
oh yeah, that's "fun"


now I mite think ya was doing some elas with that hammer handle. :moon:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

TEXCRAWLER

#18
July 27, 2009, 06:15:04 AM
Quote from: jerry92toy on July 24, 2009, 07:29:35 AM
   Dont you mean him?

Nope I don't swing that way
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brainlessfool

#19
July 27, 2009, 06:14:34 PM
having " relations" with the farmers sheep........again.  :eyebrow:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

46&2

#20
July 27, 2009, 06:20:37 PM
Based on your avatar, I would say lewd act with an inanimate object (in this case a gas nozzle) and indecent exposure.
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#21
July 27, 2009, 06:26:26 PM
Quote from: fortysixandtwo on July 27, 2009, 06:20:37 PM
and insignificant exposure.


Modified your post  :gap:
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

46&2

#22
July 27, 2009, 06:37:27 PM
Oooooh burn   :haha:
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#23
July 28, 2009, 06:47:41 AM
ploting a terrorist  act against a fellow american
IF YOUR LOOKING OUT THE FRONT OF YOUR 4X4 AND YOU CANT SEE THEN JUST TURN ON YOUR WIPERS. BUT THEN THINGS GET ALL MESSED UP LIKE IN LIFE.

WHEN YOU GET TO THE END OF YOUR ROPE JUST THINK THAT ALONG TIME AGO  YOU WERE THE FASTEST LITTLE SWIMMER TO THE EGG

08:55:22 PM BeccaLoo24 – i like to screw things

$99 scratch and dent drill press has drilled more holes than Ron Jeremy.


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brainlessfool

#25
July 28, 2009, 07:15:58 AM
Quote from: maxwe001 on July 28, 2009, 06:47:41 AM
ploting a terrorist  act against a fellow american

OMG! you going to blow me?....................................................up?
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

abnormaltoy

#26
July 28, 2009, 12:18:40 PM
Quote from: ROKTOY829 on July 28, 2009, 07:10:14 AM
Selling blinker fluid to people.
:sofa:   







:greengrin:
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

Dr.Maxwe001

#27
July 28, 2009, 01:36:56 PM
breaking and entering
IF YOUR LOOKING OUT THE FRONT OF YOUR 4X4 AND YOU CANT SEE THEN JUST TURN ON YOUR WIPERS. BUT THEN THINGS GET ALL MESSED UP LIKE IN LIFE.

WHEN YOU GET TO THE END OF YOUR ROPE JUST THINK THAT ALONG TIME AGO  YOU WERE THE FASTEST LITTLE SWIMMER TO THE EGG

08:55:22 PM BeccaLoo24 – i like to screw things

$99 scratch and dent drill press has drilled more holes than Ron Jeremy.


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Dr.Maxwe001

#28
July 28, 2009, 01:43:03 PM
:bumpinbutts: hit and run
IF YOUR LOOKING OUT THE FRONT OF YOUR 4X4 AND YOU CANT SEE THEN JUST TURN ON YOUR WIPERS. BUT THEN THINGS GET ALL MESSED UP LIKE IN LIFE.

WHEN YOU GET TO THE END OF YOUR ROPE JUST THINK THAT ALONG TIME AGO  YOU WERE THE FASTEST LITTLE SWIMMER TO THE EGG

08:55:22 PM BeccaLoo24 – i like to screw things

$99 scratch and dent drill press has drilled more holes than Ron Jeremy.


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brainlessfool

#29
July 28, 2009, 06:25:56 PM
Quote from: maxwe001 on July 28, 2009, 01:43:03 PM
:bumpinbutts: hit and run

butt you promised you'd call  :rivers:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:
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