Author Topic: Wermy's Unfortunate Fortune Cookies (Read 5386 times)

Rocksurfer · « **on:** Mar 25, 2009, 09:57:52 AM »

Got this idea from Wermy, pretty simple make up your own fortune cookie sayings that you may have received that came true.

Here's one of mine....

Sometimes life throws you a curve ball, crowd the plate and you will get hit by the ball

JanMarie13 · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 25, 2009, 10:00:14 AM »

hehe...

"That wasn't chicken!"

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 25, 2009, 10:13:00 AM »

Too bad you didn't read this fortune cookie before you ate that, now may we suggest driving straight to your local E.R.

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 25, 2009, 10:14:20 AM »

Smile for the camera you are on Cheaters

Wermz84 · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 25, 2009, 10:15:09 AM »

You know what is funny about fortune cookies for me. I keep them in my wallet until I feel that they have come true.

Currently in my wallet.

"You will surround yourself with warmth and riches" I am about ready to let this one go because of all the friends and family in my life today.

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 25, 2009, 10:20:50 AM »

"The crabs on your plate might not be the only ones you will encounter this evening"

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 25, 2009, 10:42:36 AM »

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 25, 2009, 10:46:03 AM »

Quote from: Wermz84 on Mar 25, 2009, 10:15:09 AM

You know what is funny about fortune cookies for me. I keep them in my wallet until I feel that they have come true.

Currently in my wallet.

"You will surround yourself with warmth and riches" I am about ready to let this one go because of all the friends and family in my life today.

Hmmm, my wallet would be pretty full of them, but it is an interesting thing to do.

Wermz84 · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 25, 2009, 01:45:46 PM »

Quote from: MPA on Mar 25, 2009, 10:00:14 AM

hehe...

"That wasn't chicken!"

Quote from: abnormaltoy on Mar 25, 2009, 10:20:50 AM

"The crabs on your plate might not be the only ones you will encounter this evening"

now this is what I'm talking about. I have seriously wanted to make a bunch of Messed up fortune cookies for a long time.

Plekto · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 25, 2009, 02:03:17 PM »

They can't by definition BE fortune cookies without some bad ones as well. Doubly so because of the whole Chinese Yin/Yang thing that specifically applies to Chinese fortunes and astrology as well.

edit:
My (female) friend says to always add "in bed" to any fortune cookie.

The ones on my desk right now:
"Put up with small annoyances to gain great results"
"You will be joined with an old forgotten friend"
"You could prosper in the field of entertainment"

Duffil · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 25, 2009, 02:37:08 PM »

i had chinese for lunch today. said I had strong beliefs and stood behind them.

Trunkz · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 25, 2009, 08:44:26 PM »

Quote from: Duffil on Mar 25, 2009, 02:37:08 PM

i had chinese for lunch today. said I had strong beliefs and stood behind them.

that ones odd... especially if you do the in bed thing

87pickup · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 25, 2009, 11:31:44 PM »

You know every fortune i have ever head paints such a pretty picture and that sometimes isnt life. So for once i want to open a fortune cookie and have it read something like " You should have called in sick today" Or "You will work hard and get nowhere". You gotta get the good with the bad.

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 26, 2009, 04:55:24 PM »

Unfortunate Fortune Cookie says.......

Tomorrow the sun will rise again as it always does
You will realize that nothing has changed for you

Duffil · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 26, 2009, 05:22:57 PM »

Quote from: Rocksurfer on Mar 26, 2009, 04:55:24 PM

Unfortunate Fortune Cookie says.......

Tomorrow the sun will rise again as it always does
You will realize that nothing has changed for you

and

Quote from: Kenny Rogers

...and the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

FruitaCrawler · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 26, 2009, 07:35:06 PM »

the fortune you seek is in another cookie

germ · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 05:22:41 PM »

"Beware of tall dark strangers bearing used soda straws"

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 07:14:53 PM »

"Out of the darkness a stranger will walk past"

KYOTA · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 07:21:04 PM »

17-24-3-41-27-39

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 07:23:15 PM »

KYOTA · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 08:01:03 PM »

wasnt sure if anyone would get it

Duffil · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 08:14:17 PM »

i am lost

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 08:16:12 PM »

"Being lost is just not knowing exactly where you are at"

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 08:47:47 PM »

Your elected officials will fritter away your freedom, whilst you PM another guy about his post

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 08:49:24 PM »

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 08:51:00 PM »

Quote from: Rocksurfer on Mar 27, 2009, 08:49:24 PM

In the words of Pat Travers..."You're like a bad rumor baby, you're all over town"

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 08:52:41 PM »

Wermy will love that one.

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 08:54:53 PM »

Quote from: Rocksurfer on Mar 27, 2009, 08:52:41 PM

Wermy will love that one.

Will he know who Pat Travers is?

junya92toy · « **Reply #28 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 09:13:57 PM »

FYI fortune cookies are a american invention!

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #29 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 09:15:16 PM »

Quote from: jerry92toy on Mar 27, 2009, 09:13:57 PM

FYI fortune cookies are a american invention!

Man, I know! I watch "Unwrapped"!

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