Wermy's Unfortunate Fortune Cookies

Started by Rocksurfer, March 25, 2009, 09:57:52 AM

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Rocksurfer

March 25, 2009, 09:57:52 AM
Got this idea from Wermy, pretty simple make up your own fortune cookie sayings that you may have received that came true.


Here's one of mine....


Sometimes life throws you a curve ball, crowd the plate and you will get hit by the ball
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

JanMarie13

#1
March 25, 2009, 10:00:14 AM
hehe...


"That wasn't chicken!"

RIP Kyle, we love and miss you man.  :smooch:
Quote from: KYOTA on October 03, 2009, 10:33:31 AM
thanks for the smooch I miss you too !  :yesnod:

Rocksurfer

#2
March 25, 2009, 10:13:00 AM Last Edit: March 25, 2009, 10:44:34 AM by Rocksurfer
Too bad you didn't read this fortune cookie before you ate that, now may we suggest driving straight to your local E.R.
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

Rocksurfer

#3
March 25, 2009, 10:14:20 AM
Smile for the camera you are on Cheaters
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

Wermz84

#4
March 25, 2009, 10:15:09 AM
You know what is funny about fortune cookies for me.  I keep them in my wallet until I feel that they have come true.

Currently in my wallet.

"You will surround yourself with warmth and riches"   I am about ready to let this one go because of all the friends and family in my life today.  :yesnod:
I like to Drive!

abnormaltoy

#5
March 25, 2009, 10:20:50 AM
"The crabs on your plate might not be the only ones you will encounter this evening"
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

Rocksurfer

#6
March 25, 2009, 10:42:36 AM
 :rofl2:
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

Rocksurfer

#7
March 25, 2009, 10:46:03 AM
Quote from: Wermz84 on March 25, 2009, 10:15:09 AM
You know what is funny about fortune cookies for me.  I keep them in my wallet until I feel that they have come true.

Currently in my wallet.

"You will surround yourself with warmth and riches"   I am about ready to let this one go because of all the friends and family in my life today.  :yesnod:

Hmmm, my wallet would be pretty full of them, but it is an interesting thing to do.
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

Wermz84

#8
March 25, 2009, 01:45:46 PM
Quote from: MPA on March 25, 2009, 10:00:14 AM
hehe...


"That wasn't chicken!"


Quote from: abnormaltoy on March 25, 2009, 10:20:50 AM
"The crabs on your plate might not be the only ones you will encounter this evening"

:rofl:

now this is what I'm talking about.  I have seriously wanted to make a bunch of Messed up fortune cookies for a long time.

I like to Drive!

Plekto

#9
March 25, 2009, 02:03:17 PM Last Edit: March 25, 2009, 10:19:38 PM by Plekto
They can't by definition BE fortune cookies without some bad ones as well. Doubly so because of the whole Chinese Yin/Yang thing that specifically applies to Chinese fortunes and astrology as well.

edit:
My (female) friend says to always add "in bed" to any fortune cookie.   :laugh:

The ones on my desk right now:
"Put up with small annoyances to gain great results"
"You will be joined with an old forgotten friend"
"You could prosper in the field of entertainment"

Duffil

#10
March 25, 2009, 02:37:08 PM
i had chinese for lunch today. said I had strong beliefs and stood behind them. :dunno:

Trunkz

#11
March 25, 2009, 08:44:26 PM
Quote from: Duffil on March 25, 2009, 02:37:08 PM
i had chinese for lunch today. said I had strong beliefs and stood behind them. :dunno:
that ones odd... especially if you do the in bed thing

87pickup

#12
March 25, 2009, 11:31:44 PM
You know every fortune i have ever head paints such a pretty picture and that sometimes isnt life. So for once i want to open a fortune cookie and have it read something like " You should have called in sick today" Or "You will work hard and get nowhere". You gotta get the good with the bad.

Rocksurfer

#13
March 26, 2009, 04:55:24 PM
Unfortunate Fortune Cookie says.......


Tomorrow the sun will rise again as it always does
You will realize that nothing has changed for you
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

Duffil

#14
March 26, 2009, 05:22:57 PM
Quote from: Rocksurfer on March 26, 2009, 04:55:24 PM
Unfortunate Fortune Cookie says.......


Tomorrow the sun will rise again as it always does
You will realize that nothing has changed for you
:rivers: and :boozer:

Quote from: Kenny Rogers...and the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

FruitaCrawler

#15
March 26, 2009, 07:35:06 PM
the fortune you seek is in another cookie
88 pickup- stock for now

America has always had on imigration problem just ask any indian

germ

#16
March 27, 2009, 05:22:41 PM
"Beware of tall dark strangers bearing used soda straws"
* Regardless of what happens, someone will find a way to take it too seriously.
* 2% rule: Must be 2% smarter than what your working on.
* If you make something even a fool can use, only a fool will use it.
* I've been crapping in the woods longer than lil'buddy has been alive!

Rocksurfer

#17
March 27, 2009, 07:14:53 PM
"Out of the darkness a stranger will walk past"
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

KYOTA

#18
March 27, 2009, 07:21:04 PM
17-24-3-41-27-39

Rocksurfer

#19
March 27, 2009, 07:23:15 PM
:rofl:
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

KYOTA

#20
March 27, 2009, 08:01:03 PM
wasnt sure if anyone would get it  :greengrin:

Duffil

#21
March 27, 2009, 08:14:17 PM
i am lost

Rocksurfer

#22
March 27, 2009, 08:16:12 PM
"Being lost is just not knowing exactly where you are at"
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

abnormaltoy

#23
March 27, 2009, 08:47:47 PM
Your elected officials will fritter away your freedom, whilst you PM another guy about his post
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

Rocksurfer

#24
March 27, 2009, 08:49:24 PM
:haha:
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

abnormaltoy

#25
March 27, 2009, 08:51:00 PM
Quote from: Rocksurfer on March 27, 2009, 08:49:24 PM
:haha:

In the words of Pat Travers..."You're like a bad rumor baby, you're all over town"
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

Rocksurfer

#26
March 27, 2009, 08:52:41 PM
Wermy will love that one.
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

abnormaltoy

#27
March 27, 2009, 08:54:53 PM
Quote from: Rocksurfer on March 27, 2009, 08:52:41 PM
Wermy will love that one.



Will he know who Pat Travers is?
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

junya92toy

#28
March 27, 2009, 09:13:57 PM
FYI fortune cookies are a american invention!
Dr.Maxwe001 – well i have a 15 gal compressor now and if I gett he 60  and then use the 15 as a reserve that wil give me 75 gal  thats close to 80 isnt it ?

abnormaltoy

#29
March 27, 2009, 09:15:16 PM
Quote from: jerry92toy on March 27, 2009, 09:13:57 PM
FYI fortune cookies are a american invention!


Man, I know! I watch "Unwrapped"!
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)
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