Author Topic: Got my straight axle!!  (Read 16969 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

KYOTA

  • Offline Gold Turtle Award
  • *
  • Turtle Points: 1759
  • Posts: 4,824
  • Member since Jan '04
  • Wreckin Ball '09
    • View Profile
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #60 on: Sep 21, 2004, 07:05:39 PM »
Get a syringe and a bottle of elk scent and the next time you see his rig stick the needle thru the window seal and squirt it on his seats. he wont get back in the car :reg:

SWAMPER

  • Offline Silver Turtle Award
  • *
  • Turtle Points: 790
  • Male Posts: 3,599
  • Member since May '04
  • Semper Fi
    • View Profile
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #61 on: Sep 21, 2004, 07:12:39 PM »
Nice.


You could do that or get a 2 liter bottle of coke (emty  :duh: ) put some water, bunch of poop and then add dry ice put the cap on throw it in (make sure he aint in the truck) and RUN! needless to say he will have poop everywhere  :yupyup:
« Last Edit: Sep 21, 2004, 07:23:19 PM by LILSWAMPER »
1985 Toyota Pick/Up longbed...bobbed 15",  lifted 5", 36's.....http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=36992.0

brainlessfool

  • It's not my problem if you can't hear the voices too.
  • Offline Gold Turtle Award
  • *
  • Turtle Points: 2730
  • Male Posts: 4,207
  • Member since Jun '02
  • drive fast or the devil may get ya
    • View Profile
    • Buy me a cigar
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #62 on: Sep 21, 2004, 07:16:36 PM »
Nice.


You could do that or get a 2 liter bottle of coke (emty  :duh: ) put some water, bunch of poop and then add water put the cap on throw it in (make sure he aint in the truck) and RUN! needless to say he will have poop everywhere  :yupyup:

or you could just thorw mudguts in while he's having the dry heaves
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

SWAMPER

  • Offline Silver Turtle Award
  • *
  • Turtle Points: 790
  • Male Posts: 3,599
  • Member since May '04
  • Semper Fi
    • View Profile
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #63 on: Sep 21, 2004, 07:24:00 PM »
:funny:
1985 Toyota Pick/Up longbed...bobbed 15",  lifted 5", 36's.....http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=36992.0

Mike D [OP]

  • Offline The 1.5K Club
  • **
  • Turtle Points: 122
  • Male Posts: 1,902
  • Member since Jun '04
  • MMMMMMMMMM........
    • View Profile
    • Buy me a beer
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #64 on: Sep 21, 2004, 08:38:28 PM »
ewww. :reg: Well my dad gave me the idea of chaining hit 1980's misubisi montero to a tree with my phone number and then he would have to call me. Muhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa.





All that leaves is finding his car :headscratch:
87 runner, 4" trailmaster lift, 33" TSL/SX, 5.29's V6 e-locker, 22re that cost too much

SWAMPER

  • Offline Silver Turtle Award
  • *
  • Turtle Points: 790
  • Male Posts: 3,599
  • Member since May '04
  • Semper Fi
    • View Profile
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #65 on: Sep 22, 2004, 07:04:40 AM »
Well....that wont work if he has a pair of big ol wire cutters...that or if he calls the cops....just do the dry ice one....its fun :yupyup:
1985 Toyota Pick/Up longbed...bobbed 15",  lifted 5", 36's.....http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=36992.0

Mike D [OP]

  • Offline The 1.5K Club
  • **
  • Turtle Points: 122
  • Male Posts: 1,902
  • Member since Jun '04
  • MMMMMMMMMM........
    • View Profile
    • Buy me a beer
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #66 on: Sep 22, 2004, 02:34:01 PM »
The chain links are 1/2 inch thick you would need a torch
87 runner, 4" trailmaster lift, 33" TSL/SX, 5.29's V6 e-locker, 22re that cost too much

brainlessfool

  • It's not my problem if you can't hear the voices too.
  • Offline Gold Turtle Award
  • *
  • Turtle Points: 2730
  • Male Posts: 4,207
  • Member since Jun '02
  • drive fast or the devil may get ya
    • View Profile
    • Buy me a cigar
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #67 on: Sep 22, 2004, 03:27:38 PM »
While all the ways to "get back" seam inviting, you'd be better off just taking him to small clams coart.   :twocents:






















 then hirer gewdo to  :boxing:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

ToyDuck

  • Offline Rock Crawl'n
  • **
  • Turtle Points: -5
  • Male Posts: 21
  • Member since Sep '04
  • It's How I Do
    • View Profile
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #68 on: Sep 22, 2004, 05:27:53 PM »
man thats no good! i hope you get your money back  :shake_head:

iNfErNaL

  • El Presidente
  • Offline Gold Turtle Award
  • *
  • Turtle Points: 109
  • Male Posts: 7,509
  • Member since Aug '04
    • View Profile
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #69 on: Sep 22, 2004, 11:21:11 PM »
Just pull a 38mm to his head,and tell him you need your ca$h back...Oh yeah,and you're keeping the axle too...
WWW.GLOBALOFFROADSUPPLY.COM

Support Your Local Brawlers
 www.RockBrawlers.com 

 www.offroadtruckshow.com

brainlessfool

  • It's not my problem if you can't hear the voices too.
  • Offline Gold Turtle Award
  • *
  • Turtle Points: 2730
  • Male Posts: 4,207
  • Member since Jun '02
  • drive fast or the devil may get ya
    • View Profile
    • Buy me a cigar
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #70 on: Sep 23, 2004, 05:54:08 AM »
A 38 mm?? don't you mean a 38 cal. ??   :shake:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

iNfErNaL

  • El Presidente
  • Offline Gold Turtle Award
  • *
  • Turtle Points: 109
  • Male Posts: 7,509
  • Member since Aug '04
    • View Profile
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #71 on: Sep 23, 2004, 02:17:05 PM »
Yeah,my bad....A 38 caliber.
WWW.GLOBALOFFROADSUPPLY.COM

Support Your Local Brawlers
 www.RockBrawlers.com 

 www.offroadtruckshow.com

Mike D [OP]

  • Offline The 1.5K Club
  • **
  • Turtle Points: 122
  • Male Posts: 1,902
  • Member since Jun '04
  • MMMMMMMMMM........
    • View Profile
    • Buy me a beer
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #72 on: Sep 23, 2004, 02:34:49 PM »
Well first I still can't get ahold of or find the guy and when you buy anything used it is pretty much as is so small claims would just say you got screwed.           






    Oh and i got out the fatty dent by hitting it with the bad axle shaft worked perfect. :_order:
87 runner, 4" trailmaster lift, 33" TSL/SX, 5.29's V6 e-locker, 22re that cost too much

KYOTA

  • Offline Gold Turtle Award
  • *
  • Turtle Points: 1759
  • Posts: 4,824
  • Member since Jan '04
  • Wreckin Ball '09
    • View Profile
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #73 on: Sep 23, 2004, 05:39:47 PM »
I bet this assclown wasnt this hard to get ahold of when you were looking at buying the axle in the first place was he. :chicken:

Mike D [OP]

  • Offline The 1.5K Club
  • **
  • Turtle Points: 122
  • Male Posts: 1,902
  • Member since Jun '04
  • MMMMMMMMMM........
    • View Profile
    • Buy me a beer
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #74 on: Sep 23, 2004, 06:34:10 PM »
My dad is intimadating :maddest:
87 runner, 4" trailmaster lift, 33" TSL/SX, 5.29's V6 e-locker, 22re that cost too much

Mike D [OP]

  • Offline The 1.5K Club
  • **
  • Turtle Points: 122
  • Male Posts: 1,902
  • Member since Jun '04
  • MMMMMMMMMM........
    • View Profile
    • Buy me a beer
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #75 on: Sep 26, 2004, 08:17:18 PM »
Well now i can't get ahold of the loser friend who told me that he would get me a birfield and the inner axle :thumbdown:
87 runner, 4" trailmaster lift, 33" TSL/SX, 5.29's V6 e-locker, 22re that cost too much

Fireimp141

  • Offline 4WD Legend
  • *****
  • Turtle Points: 0
  • Male Posts: 786
  • Member since Aug '04
    • View Profile
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #76 on: Sep 26, 2004, 08:18:37 PM »
Just kick em both in the nuts and call it a done deal  :grr:
86 Toyota 4runner, 33X12.5-15 Aurora RT/02's on Series 97 15X10 rock crawlers, 3" performance body lift, Rancho RS5000's... Soon to be Marlin 1200 Clutch, tube bumper front and rear, nerf bars and roof rack... future plans include SAS 5.29's detroits!

I am the Amazing Turtle! and I'm awarding you 49 points, increasing your Turtle Points!

Mike D [OP]

  • Offline The 1.5K Club
  • **
  • Turtle Points: 122
  • Male Posts: 1,902
  • Member since Jun '04
  • MMMMMMMMMM........
    • View Profile
    • Buy me a beer
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #77 on: Sep 26, 2004, 08:19:15 PM »
or I could use a  :_order:
87 runner, 4" trailmaster lift, 33" TSL/SX, 5.29's V6 e-locker, 22re that cost too much

mudguts

  • Offline The 1K Club
  • *
  • Turtle Points: 1114
  • Posts: 1,158
  • Member since Mar '04
  • Meat of the Gods
    • View Profile
Re: Got my straight axle!!
« Reply #78 on: Sep 27, 2004, 11:35:45 PM »
Quote
or you could just thorw mudguts in while he's having the dry heaves


You have to really hate someone to do that


Just pull a 38mm to his head
Ya, 38 or 39, whatever it takes

38 mm, thats gotta have ecr of at least 20 meters and a ekr of 5 meters or so  :rockingout:
« Last Edit: Sep 27, 2004, 11:45:04 PM by mudguts »
:nerv:                                                                                               :turtle: I love T.I.T.S. :turtle:

 
 
 
 
 

Related Topics

4 Replies
2430 Views
Last post Dec 29, 2004, 07:39:48 AM
by mr_manny
5 Replies
2293 Views
Last post Feb 06, 2005, 08:52:30 PM
by 90slvpup
5 Replies
5261 Views
Last post Feb 12, 2005, 02:12:45 AM
by tdawg
3 Replies
1825 Views
Last post Mar 15, 2005, 07:24:53 PM
by Riddett
2 Replies
1055 Views
Last post Nov 09, 2020, 04:38:23 AM
by Gnarly4X