Got my straight axle!!

[KYOTA]

Get a syringe and a bottle of elk scent and the next time you see his rig stick the needle thru the window seal and squirt it on his seats. he wont get back in the car

[SWAMPER]

Nice.


You could do that or get a 2 liter bottle of coke (emty  ) put some water, bunch of poop and then add dry ice put the cap on throw it in (make sure he aint in the truck) and RUN! needless to say he will have poop everywhere 

[brainlessfool]

Nice.


You could do that or get a 2 liter bottle of coke (emty  ) put some water, bunch of poop and then add water put the cap on throw it in (make sure he aint in the truck) and RUN! needless to say he will have poop everywhere 

or you could just thorw mudguts in while he's having the dry heaves

[SWAMPER]

[Mike D]

ewww. Well my dad gave me the idea of chaining hit 1980's misubisi montero to a tree with my phone number and then he would have to call me. Muhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa.





All that leaves is finding his car

[SWAMPER]

Well....that wont work if he has a pair of big ol wire cutters...that or if he calls the cops....just do the dry ice one....its fun

[Mike D]

The chain links are 1/2 inch thick you would need a torch

[brainlessfool]

While all the ways to "get back" seam inviting, you'd be better off just taking him to small clams coart.   






















then hirer gewdo to 

[ToyDuck]

man thats no good! i hope you get your money back 

[iNfErNaL]

Just pull a 38mm to his head,and tell him you need your ca$h back...Oh yeah,and you're keeping the axle too...

[brainlessfool]

A 38 mm?? don't you mean a 38 cal. ??   

[iNfErNaL]

Yeah,my bad....A 38 caliber.

[Mike D]

Well first I still can't get ahold of or find the guy and when you buy anything used it is pretty much as is so small claims would just say you got screwed.           






    Oh and i got out the fatty dent by hitting it with the bad axle shaft worked perfect.

[KYOTA]

I bet this assclown wasnt this hard to get ahold of when you were looking at buying the axle in the first place was he.

[Mike D]

My dad is intimadating

[Mike D]

Well now i can't get ahold of the loser friend who told me that he would get me a birfield and the inner axle

[Fireimp141]

Just kick em both in the nuts and call it a done deal 

[Mike D]

or I could use a 

[mudguts]

or you could just thorw mudguts in while he's having the dry heaves

You have to really hate someone to do that

Just pull a 38mm to his head

Ya, 38 or 39, whatever it takes

38 mm, thats gotta have ecr of at least 20 meters and a ekr of 5 meters or so