Author Topic: Wanna buy a wife? (Read 2297 times)

Stocker · « **on:** Mar 22, 2008, 08:20:10 PM »

From the FJ Cruiser forum, good for a laugh

http://www.fjcruiserforums.com/forums/off-topic-discussion/51146-running-add-selling-wife.html

Gittinit · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 22, 2008, 08:31:55 PM »

They look high maintence to me.

Huhwhye · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 22, 2008, 09:52:21 PM »

Not looking to buy, only interested in a lease.

kneedownnate · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 22, 2008, 10:49:41 PM »

Some of the descriptions are too funny! "will pass any inspection. top down fun in the summer" "I am prepared to let her go for below market value"

NT-OUTBACK · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 23, 2008, 04:24:10 AM »

I was looking for salvage title, high miles, get squirrelly in the rear end when you stab the loud pedal, new headlights, good on gas and leaks ATF once a month, cause unknown might need a new seal or something.

Stocker · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 23, 2008, 07:27:46 AM »

^^

kneedownnate · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 23, 2008, 10:29:18 AM »

If the one owner only has $40,000 in reciepts, they must not have been married very long...

Toymin8r · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 23, 2008, 12:34:30 PM »

Can we take them for a test drive?

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 23, 2008, 10:37:24 PM »

One of them does come with a dog, an added bonus for sure.

topar · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 23, 2008, 10:51:16 PM »

I am allways in trouble with the one I have Sure as heck don't want two

All the time!

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 23, 2008, 10:57:45 PM »

You could see if they take trade ins.

topar · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 23, 2008, 10:59:14 PM »

I keep telling my wife one day I am going to trade you in on a newer model! Maybe I will contact these guys!

unclejpl4x4 · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 24, 2008, 06:32:09 AM »

"I am prepared to let her go for below market value" must be something wrong with that one

Toymin8r · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 24, 2008, 07:28:36 AM »

Quote from: unclejpl4x4 on Mar 24, 2008, 06:32:09 AM

"I am prepared to let her go for below market value" must be something wrong with that one

Maybe roadrash on the rims or a cracked bumper

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 24, 2008, 09:51:29 AM »

I think he was jumping it too much and broke the frame, probably ovalled out all the mounting holes and busted through the floorboard.

Hammerhead · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 24, 2008, 10:01:28 AM »

unclejpl4x4 · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 24, 2008, 10:55:19 AM »

Most likely the wireing is shorted out 2 + dim bulbs

bigarms23 · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 24, 2008, 11:22:04 AM »

Not unless she comes witha built rig and a silencer

Lady Di · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 24, 2008, 12:18:13 PM »

Quote from: bigarms23 on Mar 24, 2008, 11:22:04 AM

Not unless she comes witha built rig and a silencer

you definetly don't want one with a loud tailpipe!

Hammerhead · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 24, 2008, 12:29:33 PM »

...or worn out suspension... (*Y*)

Shoyrtt · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 24, 2008, 01:16:38 PM »

No Californians.

All of the models here advertise their headlights have been upgraded.

Stocker [OP]

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